Nadie_AZ: Wait, the kid is poor? We can't be showing mercy and wasting tax dollars like this .../kidding
jaytkay: They should deploy him to Afghanistan because if he jumps on a grenade to save his platoon no loss.
beer4breakfast: "Jimmy, you're about to die. You want to join the army?""Nah, I want some big ol' titties in my face!"
Daedalus27: I have to say, soldiers with terminal illnesses could be utilized for some interesting missions that we may not currently run due to the risks involved. Furthermore, since we know the outcome of things, perhaps their could be cost savings since your not going to have prolonged medical expenses, pensions, or other long term costs. Hmmm, on second thought, we should be sending recruiters to cancer wards, hospices, and other locations.
Frankenstorm: Great. I'm drunk and crying in a bar. Yay!
davidphogan: DanZero: img.photobucket.comIf it's in the spirit of David Bowie's use of Hero I'm okay with it. And this is.
BeSerious: Touching, yes. In the place that wishes that no one ever has to join such organizations.
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