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(Film News (UK))   Lindsay Lohan reportedly refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in "Scary Movie 5." Maybe she really *is* serious about rehab   (film-news.co.uk) divider line 33
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2012-12-21 04:57:29 PM  
How does that feel Charlie? You gave her sorry ass $100,000 and she still won't even kiss you
 
2012-12-21 05:02:00 PM  
That could lead to the creation of some sort of super venereal disease

/Herpules
 
2012-12-21 05:04:20 PM  
You sure she was the holdout?  Remember, that mouth chowed Samantha Ronson's box.
 
2012-12-21 05:27:31 PM  
Wow, I actually feel sorry for Charlie Sheen.

Then again, he could've gotten the herp from Lohan.
 
2012-12-21 05:28:52 PM  
You guys know this story is complete bullshiat, right?
 
2012-12-21 05:29:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: You gave her $100,000 before you could feel her sorry ass and she still won't even kiss you Charlie.


FTFY
 
2012-12-21 05:32:58 PM  

Diogenes: Samantha Ronson


upload.wikimedia.org

Do not google "Samanth Ronson's Box".
 
2012-12-21 05:35:40 PM  

Broktun: Diogenes: Samantha Ronson

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x231]

Do not google "Samanth Ronson's Box".


Since you said it, I had to...

And there was nothing worth seeing.

Lamest.  GIS.  Ever.
 
2012-12-21 05:39:29 PM  
"Sorry Charlie, starlets don't want Two & a Half Men with good taste, but Two & a Half Men that tastes good!"
 
2012-12-21 05:45:29 PM  

WordsnCollision: "Sorry Charlie, starlets don't want Two & a Half Men with good taste, but Two & a Half Men that tastes good!"


manhattaninfidel.com
 
2012-12-21 05:54:39 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: You guys know this story is complete bullshiat, right?

Does it really matter?
 
2012-12-21 05:57:19 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: You guys know this story is complete bullshiat, right?


You just described half the greens in this tab. Nobody cares.
 
2012-12-21 05:59:43 PM  
Scary Movie 5, is that the one called Haunted House they're showing previews for? With David Koechner and what looks like one of the Wayans?
 
2012-12-21 06:05:45 PM  
She didn't wanna fall off the wagon. Sheen sweats cocaine.
 
2012-12-21 06:20:53 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Scary Movie 5, is that the one called Haunted House they're showing previews for? With David Koechner and what looks like one of the Wayans?


You say David Koechner as if that is a bad thing. David Koechner has been funny to me since he had to electrocute Christopher Walken on SNL.

/I didn't say he was always funny...
 
2012-12-21 06:22:45 PM  

Kuroshin: Broktun: Diogenes: Samantha Ronson

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x231]

Do not google "Samanth Ronson's Box".

Since you said it, I had to...

And there was nothing worth seeing.

Lamest.  GIS.  Ever.


I'm at work so I was using my imagination.

Wiki on Ronson said she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
 
2012-12-21 06:36:07 PM  
...or she was close to over her limit and she knew the contact would cause an OD.
 
2012-12-21 06:37:08 PM  
She wanted Charlie to wear a lip condom.
 
2012-12-21 06:48:32 PM  
She didn't refuse. The Insurance Rep for the film prohibited it because, and I quote, "Ain't no way in hell we are covering whatever nasty-ass epidemic is started if these two swap microbes!"
 
2012-12-21 06:49:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: How does that feel Charlie? You gave her sorry ass $100,000 and she still won't even kiss you


Dude is still living the high life, I doubt he cares.

BTW, how is Lohan 26? She seems like she's in her 30s at this point.
 
2012-12-21 07:20:20 PM  
She was probably infectious at the time.
 
2012-12-21 07:23:44 PM  

shanteyman: She was probably infectious at the time.


She's infectious ALL the time. She's the Kwik-E-Mart of communicable diseases.
 
2012-12-21 07:59:34 PM  
FTA: "...both she and Charlie signed documents to prove they have never suffered cold sores."

I'd like to see the guy that had to keep a straight face when he filed those documents.
 
2012-12-21 08:06:32 PM  
Just how much more press-whoring sensationalist BS do the intellectual anorexics behind this production think they can extract from this meaningless, vapid, unwelcome has-been??
 
2012-12-21 08:09:07 PM  

Diogenes: You sure she was the holdout?  Remember, that mouth chowed Samantha Ronson's box.


upload.wikimedia.org

what Samantha Ronson's BOX might look like
 
2012-12-21 08:28:15 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: You guys know this story is complete bullshiat, right?


Forget it, Jack. It's the Entertainment tab.
 
2012-12-21 08:44:01 PM  

Boudica's War Tampon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Scary Movie 5, is that the one called Haunted House they're showing previews for? With David Koechner and what looks like one of the Wayans?

You say David Koechner as if that is a bad thing. David Koechner has been funny to me since he had to electrocute Christopher Walken on SNL.

/I didn't say he was always funny...


How did I day it as though it was a bad thing? I love Koechner.
 
2012-12-21 09:31:07 PM  
"Samanth Ronson's Box" What a great band name.
 
2012-12-21 11:13:48 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boudica's War Tampon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Scary Movie 5, is that the one called Haunted House they're showing previews for? With David Koechner and what looks like one of the Wayans?

You say David Koechner as if that is a bad thing. David Koechner has been funny to me since he had to electrocute Christopher Walken on SNL.

/I didn't say he was always funny...

How did I day it as though it was a bad thing? I love Koechner.


I thought I was the only one left. Sorry I flared. He was one of the few things I liked about the American Office.
 
2012-12-21 11:18:07 PM  

Trey Le Parc: shanteyman: She was probably infectious at the time.

She's infectious ALL the time. She's the Kwik-E-Mart of communicable diseases.


Yes. When your the pot and Sheen is the kettle, rethink.
 
2012-12-21 11:23:03 PM  
There's very little kissing in porn, Lindsay.
 
2012-12-22 04:57:03 PM  
I don't see the problem with sharing STDs both already have.
 
2012-12-22 07:59:07 PM  
They could Voltron up a super STD. Herpagonasyphaleez.

/hater gonna hate
 
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