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(The Big Story)   If you're a hot dental hygienist, the dentist who'd like to boink you can fire you for being hot if his frigid, homely wife demands it. At least that's what I got out of this Iowa Supreme Court ruling   (bigstory.ap.org) divider line 235
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2012-12-21 05:03:19 PM
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unemployable
 
2012-12-21 05:06:26 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img805.imageshack.us image 478x640]

unemployable


Like hell.   I'd give her a job.
 
2012-12-21 05:06:56 PM
Damn I was expecting a pic of what a hot dental hygenist might look like
 
2012-12-21 05:07:11 PM
I've known people whose policy was to hire ugly secretaries.
 
2012-12-21 05:07:30 PM
So is this a case of women being petty and jealous or men lacking self-control?
 
2012-12-21 05:10:32 PM

super_grass: So is this a case of women being petty and jealous or men lacking self-control?


I think it's men lacking control of petty women.
 
2012-12-21 05:10:55 PM

JohnAnnArbor: I've known people whose policy was to hire ugly secretaries.


It can be good policy if you have a jealous and imaginative wife.
 
2012-12-21 05:11:12 PM
Whoa... that's getting pretty close to the whole "women are seductresses and cause the men to do evil things therefore PUNISH THEM!!" thing those asshole ME countries got going for them.

...but yanno, you should be worried that 0fartbugger is going to enforce Sharia law.*

Good job America. You keep finding new ways to out asshole yourselves.
*wait... maybe he is.
 
2012-12-21 05:11:30 PM

OgreMagi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img805.imageshack.us image 478x640]

unemployable

Like hell.   I'd give her a job.


I'd think that you'd want her to give YOU "the job". *wink wink*

/ also; right to work state; he could fire her because her shoes are the wrong color or because she didn't adopt a convincing cockney accent. (Cockney doesn't mean what you think it means)
 
2012-12-21 05:11:54 PM
9/10 dentists are raging assholes. There must be some sort of personality screening on the entrance exam.
 
2012-12-21 05:12:50 PM
Asinine tag? News flash: Termination without cause is not illegal. Dismissing the case was the only option they had.
 
2012-12-21 05:14:56 PM
"he and his wife" must have been butt ugly!
 
2012-12-21 05:15:32 PM

JohnAnnArbor: I've known people whose policy was to hire ugly secretaries.


It's not a bad policy.

Most bosses can deal with a sexy employee, but if that employee is *also* trying to sleep their way to the top, then the boss is probably doomed.
 
2012-12-21 05:15:44 PM
All hot women know they are hot and most use it to manipulate things at work. They probably do it in their personal lives too, hence the constant drama surrounding so many of them.

If you don't believe me, ask a woman.
 
2012-12-21 05:17:45 PM
They could have compromised if the hot hygienist was just willing to wear a burkha.
Seriously, Iowa, wtf?
 
2012-12-21 05:18:52 PM
No pics of her so we can judge for "legal reasons"?
 
2012-12-21 05:19:28 PM
There goes my job security
 
2012-12-21 05:19:37 PM

cchris_39: All hot women know they are hot and most use it to manipulate things at work. They probably do it in their personal lives too, hence the constant drama surrounding so many of them.

If you don't believe me, ask a woman.


Hence the man running around with penis in one hand.
 
2012-12-21 05:20:16 PM
No pics? Then it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-21 05:21:09 PM
I have only seen 2 dental hygienists that could be considered in hot in a non-British rating system.
 
2012-12-21 05:21:25 PM
The good news is that very few people from Iowa are good looking, so this is only going to affect a couple of people, max.
 
2012-12-21 05:23:05 PM
hot people suffer so much... all you uglies will never understand the pain and hardship we suffer.
 
2012-12-21 05:23:27 PM
It just means that women AND MEN can be fired for being too good looki...

I can't even finish that.
 
2012-12-21 05:23:39 PM

steamingpile: No pics of her so we can judge for "legal reasons"?


I scoured Facespace and and got bupkis.
 
2012-12-21 05:25:02 PM
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Unemployable
 
2012-12-21 05:26:09 PM
Files like the wind!!

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yet, unemployable
 
2012-12-21 05:26:27 PM
FTFA: But in the final months of her employment, he complained that her tight clothing was distracting, once telling her that if his pants were bulging that was a sign her clothes were too revealing, according to the opinion.

He also once allegedly remarked about her infrequent sex life by saying, "that's like having a Lamborghini in the garage and never driving it."

.......
Nelson was stunned because she viewed the 53-year-old Knight as a father figure and had never been interested in starting a relationship, Fiedler said.

Ewwww.
 
2012-12-21 05:27:32 PM

hasty ambush: a non-British rating system.


I feel like this so called British rating system has completely de-valued the word hot. It is an absolutely useless adjective to me.
 
2012-12-21 05:28:00 PM
Takes perfect diction

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yet she aint getting no job!

/tired of saying unemployable
 
2012-12-21 05:28:54 PM
It's called "at will" employment and being hot is not a protected class. How did this even get to a courtroom, let alone a state's supreme court?

karmaceutical: 9/10 dentists are raging assholes. There must be some sort of personality screening on the entrance exam.


They're bitter because they wanted to be surgeons but washed out and now they spend their days picking old food out of rotting teeth.
 
2012-12-21 05:31:49 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img805.imageshack.us image 478x640]

unemployable


Bullshiat.

/Fist of an angry god
 
2012-12-21 05:32:18 PM

here to help: Whoa... that's getting pretty close to the whole "women are seductresses and cause the men to do evil things therefore PUNISH THEM!!" thing those asshole ME countries got going for them.


That's not close.  That's EXACTLY what it is.

Poor poor men, how dare a woman be attractive in their presence.  Those wimmins be EEEEVIL, being all female and whatnot.

The moment he told her that if his pants were bulging that meant her clothes were too tight, she should have sued his ass for sexual harassment.
 
2012-12-21 05:34:10 PM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-12-21 05:35:33 PM
Oh, fark, wrong thread.

Lemme make it up

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KIA
2012-12-21 05:38:42 PM
I was wearing a black suit one day and this guy comes over to me and says "I'm a dentist and have this hot hygenist who wears tight clothes all the time and gives me a bad case of bulging-pants so we talk about sex and our relationships all the time but my wife hates that..."

At that point I interrupted him and said "Hold on, buddy. I'm not a pastor, why are you telling me all of this?"

He looked at me funny for a second then said "I'm telling everybody!"

/ try the veal
 
2012-12-21 05:41:31 PM
All was cool until the wife got involved.
 
2012-12-21 05:42:46 PM

hasty ambush: I have only seen 2 dental hygienists that could be considered in hot in a non-British rating system.


Man, I just remembered the optometrist I had when I was a kid. Not OMG smoking hot but very attractive. All these years later, I still remember breathing in her sweet exhalations during retinal exams. She could have molestered me so good and I would have been smart enough to keep my mouth shut. Then she sold the practice to an ugly guy with bad breath. He did a better job dialing in my prescription but it wasn't the same.
 
2012-12-21 05:43:06 PM
Hot girls have problems too.
They're just like you.
Except they're hot.
 
2012-12-21 05:46:29 PM

blunto: I feel like this so called British rating system has completely de-valued the word hot. It is an absolutely useless adjective to me.


let me help you with that:
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this is hot.  and therefor unemployable
 
2012-12-21 05:52:30 PM
I used to work with a dentist who's batshiat insecure wife would call the office several times a day to make sure he was there. He finally divorced her after 25 years of her shiat. Well, now I now where she is today.
 
2012-12-21 05:52:35 PM

karmaceutical: 9/10 dentists are raging assholes. There must be some sort of personality screening on the entrance exam.


Man you ain't lying, we have a local dentist who always acted strange(we handled his software) then his wife winds up getting arrested after being found passed out in a bar parking lot. While searching her car they found 100 needles, something like 30 oxy/hydocodone/oxycontin bottles, and prescription pads taken from other dentists. Turns out they were farking junkies but he got off by ratting out other people and pharmacists who were taking cash to fill the scripts, she got 5 years suspended. He turned over his practice to his son and then decided he would not pay us, when his software stopped working he called us and arranged a meeting to discuss payment that night. The father called and yelled at me for making his debts his sons, I told him I didn't do that he did when he signed his contract that followed his business. The real twist is that one of their assistants tried to get us to forget most of the bill by trying to give one of our guys a bag full of pills.

Peoples is carazy and never seem to learn from fark ups.
 
2012-12-21 05:52:41 PM

karmaceutical: 9/10 dentists are raging assholes. There must be some sort of personality screening on the entrance exam.


Mine is one of the cheeriest bastards I've ever met, even at 7 a.m. It's almost indecent. He also has a pretty good sense of humor and is ridiculously good-looking. Probably a hit with the ladies. Unless he's gay, which is possible. NTTAWWT.

Statistical outliers are fun! I've noticed that most of them are not pleasant people. I would probably be a little grumpy if I had to stick my hands in other people's nasty mouths all day, though.
 
2012-12-21 05:53:30 PM

JohnAnnArbor: I've known people whose policy was to hire ugly secretaries.


It's called the "by the pound or from the pound" policy.
 
2012-12-21 05:54:07 PM
Link

Do I have to do everything?
 
2012-12-21 05:54:27 PM
The Right to Not Work laws are working!!!
 
2012-12-21 05:55:03 PM
www.nndb.com
 
2012-12-21 05:56:34 PM

uncleacid: [www.nndb.com image 311x345]


i feel old now. thanks
 
2012-12-21 05:57:28 PM
yet another example of how difficult it is when you're attractive/

/starts crying a farking river.
 
2012-12-21 05:59:34 PM
This is what it means to live in a right to work state.
It means you can be fired for any reason. Or no reason. On a whim. Because the boss is in a bad mood and firing someone always makes him feel better. Or maybe he's just bored.
Right to work.
 
2012-12-21 06:04:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Takes perfect diction

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yet she aint getting no job!

/tired of saying unemployable


Too bad, I'd have a very good time giving her all sorts of dictation.
 
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