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2012-12-21 07:29:56 PM  
TFA: "The action was denounced as unfair and unnecessarily heavy-handed by many in the conservative farm town of Portales, where Sunland is the largest private employer."

Translation: The locals are saying, "It's that Obama and his socialist gubbmint! Socialism! Whaaarrrgarble!"

TFA: "The FDA said inspectors found samples of salmonella in 28 different locations in the plant, in 13 nut butter samples and in one sample of raw peanuts. Inspectors found improper handling of the products, unclean equipment and uncovered trailers of peanuts outside the facility that were exposed to rain and birds. Inspectors also said employees lacked access to hand-washing sinks, and dirty hands had direct contact with ready-to-package peanuts."

Translation: The FDA is saying, "You idiots are getting shiat in the peanut butter. Knock it off."
 
2012-12-21 07:43:14 PM  

Bloody Templar: TFA: "The action was denounced as unfair and unnecessarily heavy-handed by many in the conservative farm town of Portales, where Sunland is the largest private employer."

Translation: The locals are saying, "It's that Obama and his socialist gubbmint! Socialism! Whaaarrrgarble!"

TFA: "The FDA said inspectors found samples of salmonella in 28 different locations in the plant, in 13 nut butter samples and in one sample of raw peanuts. Inspectors found improper handling of the products, unclean equipment and uncovered trailers of peanuts outside the facility that were exposed to rain and birds. Inspectors also said employees lacked access to hand-washing sinks, and dirty hands had direct contact with ready-to-package peanuts."

Translation: The FDA is saying, "You idiots are getting shiat in the peanut butter. Knock it off."


Yeah, but it's "Real American" shiat on their capitalist hands.
 
2012-12-21 08:40:25 PM  
Their peanut butters are delicious... But fark em if they can't clean up. Their products have disappeared off the shelves multiple times over the last few years.

I won't buy again until I hear they cleaned up.

But, I will finish my almond butter.
 
2012-12-21 10:30:52 PM  
So it's that kind of party? Where's the mashed potatoes?
 
2012-12-21 10:32:41 PM  
An "organic" food producer with a contamination problem. I'm so shocked.
 
2012-12-21 11:33:19 PM  
And the very next day, an agreement was reached that allows the plant to re-open.
 
2012-12-22 12:01:33 PM  

Bloody Templar: TFA: "The action was denounced as unfair and unnecessarily heavy-handed by many in the conservative farm town of Portales, where Sunland is the largest private employer."

Translation: The locals are saying, "It's that Obama and his socialist gubbmint! Socialism! Whaaarrrgarble!"


Good God, do you have to do this shiat in every thread? Damn near every farm town is conservative, and that doesn't mean they sound like the stereotype you provide.
 
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