nekom: I should build a useless machine.
wildcardjack: And I briefly misread that as a gasoline powered fleshlight.
Thunderboy: ABQGOD: The jelly wobbler should be taken to the next level. Add a laser scanner that tracks the wobble which in turn controls a gyroscope to keep the jell-o perfectly still.You must be an engineer!
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