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(Cracked)   Trying to invent something? Try to make sure it has a purpose, unlike these machines. Subby wants #2 for his house   (cracked.com) divider line 9
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2012-12-21 04:12:13 PM
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nekom: I should build a useless machine.


The last thing I'd want to invent is a machine that can put me out of my job.
2012-12-21 06:09:10 PM
3 votes:

nekom: I should build a useless machine.


I did, I call them my kids.
2012-12-22 08:39:07 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but the most useless machine of all time was invented over 200 years ago

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2012-12-22 10:01:51 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: And I briefly misread that as a gasoline powered fleshlight.


This made me laugh, but honestly, can you imagine one? It would be a race to see if the fleshlight got you off before you died from the exhaust fumes.
2012-12-22 04:08:20 AM
1 votes:
#1 sounds totally like having wild sex or power fapping.
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2012-12-21 10:48:04 PM
1 votes:

Thunderboy: ABQGOD: The jelly wobbler should be taken to the next level. Add a laser scanner that tracks the wobble which in turn controls a gyroscope to keep the jell-o perfectly still.

You must be an engineer!


...or a WIZARD!!!!
2012-12-21 07:06:38 PM
1 votes:
THIS is what the Internet was invented for.
2012-12-21 06:35:57 PM
1 votes:
I once designed in my robotics class a stapler that was the size of a aircraft maintanence hanger, overly complex, used digital circuits and a series of relays and needed twenty motherboards and could only staple a maximum of two sheets of paper.

I had no idea others had built machines as needless as wat I had done.
2012-12-21 06:21:49 PM
1 votes:
The jelly wobbler should be taken to the next level. Add a laser scanner that tracks the wobble which in turn controls a gyroscope to keep the jell-o perfectly still.
 
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