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(Huffington Post)   No headline should ever begin with "Adam Lanza's barber says...", but there it is   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 133
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2012-12-21 02:15:04 PM  
"I'm sorry"?

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-12-21 02:22:31 PM  
In before Bob Skuba's stylists are accused of "grooming a monster" by the Outraged RightTM.....
 
2012-12-21 02:34:53 PM  
So now we're publishing articles where someone irrelevant is telling us what someone else didn't say?

The unemployment numbers should go up by two this week...a reporter and an editor.
 
2012-12-21 02:36:35 PM  
20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.
 
2012-12-21 02:40:41 PM  
www.tvparty.com
Calvin Coolidge said...
 
2012-12-21 02:47:46 PM  

duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.


You don't have to go all the way to the Middle East to see thousands of brown kids murdered. Just head over to Chicago where the gun laws are nice and restrictive and look at the stats there.
 
2012-12-21 02:49:36 PM  
he had a barber? looks as if he just used a pair of pruning shears.
 
2012-12-21 02:51:09 PM  

MeinRS6: Just head over to Chicago where the gun laws are nice and restrictive and look at the stats there.


Those were ruled unconstitutional.
 
2012-12-21 03:00:26 PM  
www.click2houston.com
 
2012-12-21 03:02:16 PM  

duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.


Oh, shut up.  No one here said any such thing.  That's like saying because there are no threads about starving orphans in Africa, Americans must think starving orphans are okay.
 
2012-12-21 03:05:07 PM  

MeinRS6: duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.

You don't have to go all the way to the Middle East to see thousands of brown kids murdered. Just head over to Chicago where the gun laws are nice and restrictive and look at the stats there.


If this were true then those laws are obviously not restrictive enough. (It's not true)

Do explain though, how having more guns on the street cause less violence. It ought to be good for a laugh.
 
2012-12-21 03:12:35 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: MeinRS6: duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.

You don't have to go all the way to the Middle East to see thousands of brown kids murdered. Just head over to Chicago where the gun laws are nice and restrictive and look at the stats there.

If this were true then those laws are obviously not restrictive enough. (It's not true)

Do explain though, how having more guns on the street cause less violence. It ought to be good for a laugh.


Maybe we should ask the Supreme Court:

"Chicago Police Department statistics, we are told, reveal that the City's handgun murder rate has actually increased since the ban was enacted and that Chicago residents now face one of the highest murder rates in the country and rates of other violent crimes that exceed the average in comparable cities. "
 http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/08-1521-1.pdf
 
2012-12-21 03:13:36 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If this were true then those laws are obviously not restrictive enough. (It's not true)

Do explain though, how having more guns on the street cause less violence. It ought to be good for a laugh.


If people can drive 20 miles to legally avoid a gun ban, it's not much of a gun ban.  (The Chicago ban didn't apply to the suburbs, even before it was ruled unconsitutional).
 
2012-12-21 03:15:22 PM  

duffblue: "Chicago Police Department statistics, we are told, reveal that the City's handgun murder rate has actually increased since the ban was enacted and that Chicago residents now face one of the highest murder rates in the country and rates of other violent crimes that exceed the average in comparable cities. "


There may be a little cause-and-effect problem there.

But I digress, this isn't yet another gun control thread, this is a thread about how idiotic it is to have interviewed Lanza's farking barber, especially when that barber reports that Lanza didn't say anything to him.
 
2012-12-21 03:31:09 PM  

duffblue: Because People in power are Stupid: MeinRS6: duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.

You don't have to go all the way to the Middle East to see thousands of brown kids murdered. Just head over to Chicago where the gun laws are nice and restrictive and look at the stats there.

If this were true then those laws are obviously not restrictive enough. (It's not true)

Do explain though, how having more guns on the street cause less violence. It ought to be good for a laugh.

Maybe we should ask the Supreme Court:

"Chicago Police Department statistics, we are told, reveal that the City's handgun murder rate has actually increased since the ban was enacted and that Chicago residents now face one of the highest murder rates in the country and rates of other violent crimes that exceed the average in comparable cities. "
 http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/08-1521-1.pdf


Right. Where do illegal guns come from? From the supply of legal guns. People steal them from dopes who can't keep them in a safe. So the "less guns = more crime" argument isn't actually about less guns.
 
2012-12-21 03:35:43 PM  
That really interesting and all, but what did his sandwich artist think of him?
 
2012-12-21 04:32:11 PM  
I also don't talk during haircuts if I can avoid it.  I find a nice haircut relaxing.  And trying to come up with conversation is annoying.

So farking what?  This constitutes insight?
 
2012-12-21 04:34:52 PM  

Diogenes: This constitutes insight?


Nope.  Hence the Fark treatment.
 
2012-12-21 04:55:30 PM  

Sybarite: That really interesting and all, but what did his sandwich artist think of him?


That should be obvious.  He liked Miracle Whip.
 
2012-12-21 05:02:16 PM  

Diogenes: Sybarite: That really interesting and all, but what did his sandwich artist think of him?

That should be obvious.  He liked Miracle Whip.



....which, of course, means that there should a ban on  Miracle WhipTM and the manufacturer is now  criminally liable.
 
2012-12-21 05:05:56 PM  

Apos: Diogenes: Sybarite: That really interesting and all, but what did his sandwich artist think of him?

That should be obvious.  He liked Miracle Whip.


....which, of course, means that there should a ban on  Miracle WhipTM and the manufacturer is now  criminally liable.


I should have a problem with that but I really don't this time.
 
2012-12-21 05:09:47 PM  
"Adam asked me if I could magazine his hair and I told him he would have to wait and he should read a clip or two. He gets all mad and storms out."
 
2012-12-21 05:10:06 PM  
There one of humanities oldest jokes at play here.

Barber asks the man "How do you want your hair cut?"
"In silence"
 
2012-12-21 05:10:30 PM  

duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.


Yeah and I didn't finish my steak last night so I guess that means that all those starving African kids are a-okay with me.

Idiot.
 
2012-12-21 05:11:13 PM  
I don't like to talk to my barber either. I'd like to talk to him even less if he gave me that haircut.
 
2012-12-21 05:12:51 PM  
Who cares what his barber said, has anyone talked to the mailman?

Maybe Ayers was putting Lanza through school or something.
 
2012-12-21 05:14:04 PM  
I don't talk during haircuts either, I find it forced. You don't know me and I don't know you and as soon as you finishing trimming my neck we won't see each other for six weeks. So shut up, focus on the job at hand and let me relax.

/Not talking would be odd in a olde time barber shop
//but that didn't look like an olde time barber shop
 
2012-12-21 05:15:25 PM  

A Shambling Mound: duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.

Yeah and I didn't finish my steak last night so I guess that means that all those starving African kids are a-okay with me.

Idiot.


I have duffblue Farkied as "Think's the sky is orange" so this is comparatively reasonable.
 
2012-12-21 05:15:29 PM  
Clearly he knew enough not to say anything -- the barber has a big mouth.
 
2012-12-21 05:16:09 PM  
Thinks* I made the Farkie while sober, unlike the comment about it.
 
2012-12-21 05:17:40 PM  
Attention, modmins:

Please for the love of cripey stop!
 
2012-12-21 05:18:12 PM  

duffblue: *drops a load of troll feces*


plonk!
 
2012-12-21 05:19:22 PM  

duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.


You sound very concerned. Would you like to also share your thoughts on the NDAA? I mean, clearly, we're all hear to listen to your completely irrelevant ramblings.
 
2012-12-21 05:19:56 PM  
I don't talk to the person cutting my hair either. Booga booga booga!
 
2012-12-21 05:20:27 PM  
*here.

Well, I do deserve that for putting out a bowl of food within reach of a troll like that.
 
2012-12-21 05:25:22 PM  
The older and more Italian the barber, the more I talk.
 
2012-12-21 05:25:59 PM  

duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.


There was a "brown" kid murdered in the school shooting as well.
 
2012-12-21 05:26:45 PM  
Wow! That Adam guy is FAMOUS!

Wonder what I can do to get myself just as famous...get such media attention. Let's see we have Aurora...Sandy Hook...hmmmm, I sense a pattern of what it takes to be a media darling!
 
2012-12-21 05:27:03 PM  

The Bunyip: Clearly he knew enough not to say anything -- the barber has a big mouth.


THE END
 
2012-12-21 05:36:45 PM  
And he told two homicidal maniacs, and  he told two homicidal maniacs, and so on, and so on...
 
2012-12-21 05:37:18 PM  
fark you subby, I had gotten this far without knowing this prick's name, then here you come swinging your tiny douchey dick around with "ADAM LANZA WAS THE SHOOTER'S NAME" tattooed onto it by one of those monks used to working with grains of rice and a damn stupid magnifying glass rigged up with flashing lights along the sides and a siren screaming while you jump up and down and tell me facts about his childhood

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
 
2012-12-21 05:42:05 PM  
This stylist needs to face charges for giving that goofy haircut to the kid.
 
2012-12-21 05:45:53 PM  
"How'd you like it Tiger?'
"Make it short. I have an... interview."
"Alright then, Sport. What kind of job you interviewin' for?"
"You could say that I'd be workin' for 'the future', Watson."
"Whatever you say Champ, whatever you say..."
 
2012-12-21 05:46:19 PM  
This is why I don't read MSM crap anymore. So pathetically desperate for a story on people who shouldn't deserve such attention. Let's stretch this out forever, why not. Can someone get Adam Lanza's 9th grade math classmate he sat next to for three weeks? Let's interview them, concoct some horseshiat story, and vomit it all over the internet.
 
2012-12-21 05:46:37 PM  
Thank you Sweeney Todd.
 
2012-12-21 05:46:50 PM  
I generally don't talk during my haircuts either, but that's primarily because I don't speak Vietnamese.

/I know they're talking about me...
 
2012-12-21 05:50:51 PM  
 
2012-12-21 05:52:15 PM  

duffblue: 20 white kids were murdered in a well-off neighborhood and the nation loses its mind, but thousands of brown kids are murdered in UAV strikes in the Middle East and nobody bats an eyelash. I guess American Imperialism/genocide is a-okay with you guys.


Pretty much. And?
 
2012-12-21 05:52:28 PM  
The problem with spree shootings isn't the innercity youths who are indeed armed to the teeth and willing to pull the trigger. The vast majority of firearm murders in the US comes from gangbangers and street thugs killing each other for practical reasons -- with specific targets. If the number of guns or the mere presense of guns were the problem, then you would expect to see pointless mass murders in the ghetto on the news each night.

The problem is rich white male misfits. Modern society is corrupt. The natural mechanisms that always kept erratic behaviour in check have been broken and perverted to favour the individual at the expense of the community.

1. If suicide is no longer a sin,
2. If public disobedience and defiance against authority are glorified,
3. If fame or celebrity is rewarded without merit,
4. If Right and Wrong are no longer absolute,
5. If erratic behaviour is no longer shameful,
6. If internal or self justification is held as a virtue,

-- then it will all continue along this path until society completely collapses, and a new order reforms from the ashes
 
2012-12-21 05:56:06 PM  

soaboutthat: I don't talk during haircuts either, I find it forced. You don't know me and I don't know you and as soon as you finishing trimming my neck we won't see each other for six weeks. So shut up, focus on the job at hand and let me relax.

/Not talking would be odd in a olde time barber shop
//but that didn't look like an olde time barber shop


I got my hair cut by my stylist about 3 hours ago and talked the whole. She gave me a hug and asked about New Year's plans.

But yeah, if my stylist was some old barber guy instead of a mild with big tits, it would probably be a bit different.
 
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