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(WTOP)   Facebook: Okay, so we built this absurd mail system that often sends messages to an "other" folder that most people don't even know about. But no worries, we've got a new system where, for $1, users can make sure their mail goes to the right place   (wtop.com) divider line 14
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2012-12-21 10:26:15 AM  
6 votes:
I've got this new system where, for no charge whatsoever, Facebook can go straight to Hell.
2012-12-21 11:00:10 AM  
5 votes:

Mr Guy: born_yesterday: myrrh: Gaboo: For $7, users can promote a post to their friends, just as advertisers do.

LOL, Seriously? People are that hung up on themselves?

No, but Zuck is in fact that hung up on money. And considering how badly the IPO went, I can't say I blame him.

He seems to have run out of innovations that benefit the average user, and has had nothing but a string of "features" that benefit advertisers and pay-as-you attention whores.

I'm expecting even the most basic functions to require payment to operate correctly.

Soon, for $5 you will be able to geo-register your location, and every 18 to 21 year old who posts pictures of her boobs in a ten mile radius automatically shows up on your wall, regardless of their privacy settings. It should be huge in the stalker/pedophile market, who spend a lot of money on the internet.


Can we call it TotalFacebook?
2012-12-21 10:52:11 AM  
4 votes:
This is why I use MySpace.

You've probably never heard of it.
2012-12-21 12:31:58 PM  
2 votes:
Tired of looking at all your hot slutty friends posting their sexyface profile pics all over Facebook while you have to post kittens? Your worries are over! Now you don't have to be ashamed to be the ugly one! For the low price of $5 per month, the new Facebook system will connect you only with your homely friends. Share posts and photos of yourselves with confidence again, with the new ButterFacebook system.
2012-12-21 10:56:09 AM  
2 votes:

dofus: For $2.74, I'll send you instructions on how to configure your Facebook account so you're never bothered by any of the annoying things that can happen. My instructions will also show you how to secure all of the information you don't want random people getting access to.


I need about three fiddy
2012-12-21 10:30:54 AM  
2 votes:
Our policy is, if for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you.
2012-12-21 10:17:28 AM  
2 votes:
I just took a spin through my other folder and it contained several message from Facebook itself regarding governance votes.
2012-12-21 05:17:53 PM  
1 votes:
Someone could just come out with the 2009 version of Facebook and rip the rug right from under Zucker.
2012-12-21 04:25:24 PM  
1 votes:
computerguyUT: People actually still use facebook?

Wow.


Basement dwelling dorks still use the "people actually still use ___" line, wow.
2012-12-21 11:31:46 AM  
1 votes:
People still actually use the phrase "people still...?"

Wow
2012-12-21 11:12:13 AM  
1 votes:

Silverstaff: I only discovered the "other" FB message folder a couple of weeks ago.

I sometimes comment on a few news websites other than Fark, on a couple I logged in with my FB login.

I got so much hate mail and bile directed at me in response to things I posted, all going into "Other". Of course, I only found these messages months later.

I wasn't trolling, but I was posting things that weren't exactly super-popular (or had lots of enthusiastic opposition). Saying things like I believed that Bradley Manning is traitorous scum who should face a firing squad or saying that Mitt Romney was a waffling sockpuppet of billionaire backers, you know, the sort of things that start/started routine flame wars on Fark, instead people were messaging me directly to tell me that I'm warmongering scum, a brainwashed libby lib, or just a brief little "fark you".

I decided at that point to stop using my FB login for news sites, the relative anonymity of Fark helps shield from the total morons who I am afraid might just get a little too personal.


Fark you, you brainwashed, warmongering libby lib!!!

/Nowhere is safe!
//Sorry about the FB threats.
2012-12-21 10:46:35 AM  
1 votes:

computerguyUT: People actually still use facebook?

Wow.


How enviously nonconformist of you.
2012-12-21 10:44:21 AM  
1 votes:

Mr Guy: Soon, for $5 you will be able to geo-register your location, and every 18 to 21 year old who posts pictures of her boobs in a ten mile radius automatically shows up on your wall, regardless of their privacy settings.


Shut up and take my money!
2012-12-21 10:40:18 AM  
1 votes:

born_yesterday: myrrh: Gaboo: For $7, users can promote a post to their friends, just as advertisers do.

LOL, Seriously? People are that hung up on themselves?

No, but Zuck is in fact that hung up on money. And considering how badly the IPO went, I can't say I blame him.

He seems to have run out of innovations that benefit the average user, and has had nothing but a string of "features" that benefit advertisers and pay-as-you attention whores.

I'm expecting even the most basic functions to require payment to operate correctly.


Soon, for $5 you will be able to geo-register your location, and every 18 to 21 year old who posts pictures of her boobs in a ten mile radius automatically shows up on your wall, regardless of their privacy settings. It should be huge in the stalker/pedophile market, who spend a lot of money on the internet.
 
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