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(Some Guy)   Why does Fark have an Aztec calendar as the background?   (maya12-21-2012.com) divider line 138
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2012-12-21 09:02:35 AM  
Because you touch yourself.
 
2012-12-21 09:26:09 AM  

grokca: Because you touch yourself.


done in one.
 
2012-12-21 09:38:57 AM  
This thread is going to go as red as Drew's face.

/When he touches himself
 
2012-12-21 09:52:23 AM  
I actually have no idea btw, dev folks are still asleep - but I think it's damn funny
 
2012-12-21 09:54:34 AM  
I thought maybe they got drunk early today
 
2012-12-21 09:54:40 AM  
Mayan your own buisiness.
 
2012-12-21 09:54:56 AM  
Because it's a lot more busy than the Mayan calendar.
 
2012-12-21 09:55:14 AM  
Because the Mayan one is over. Duh. There's none left.
 
2012-12-21 09:55:20 AM  
Because the Mayan one ended.
 
2012-12-21 09:55:33 AM  
It's a paid advertisement to cause Oreo cravings in readers.
 
2012-12-21 09:56:05 AM  
I thought Google was going to have an awesome doodle?
 
2012-12-21 09:56:30 AM  
Because the Aztecs claim that the world will end in 2013, on a Thursday.

The Mayans were wrong.
 
2012-12-21 09:56:41 AM  

lordluzr: Because the Mayan one is over. Duh. There's none left.


So close.
 
2012-12-21 09:57:03 AM  
Oh. I thought it was a close up of Janet Jackson's nipple jewelry.
 
2012-12-21 09:57:16 AM  
i809.photobucket.com
What?
 
2012-12-21 09:57:21 AM  
So, the Mayan's were self-touchers?
 
2012-12-21 09:57:22 AM  

pecosdave: It's a paid advertisement to cause Oreo cravings in readers.


new poop flavored oreos

dip in milk or water
 
2012-12-21 09:57:26 AM  
"I'm still here you basterds!" -Papillon
 
2012-12-21 09:57:27 AM  
i.imgur.com

Because huge irrelevant images which load on every freaking page add value to your Fark experience. Now pay up!
 
2012-12-21 09:57:28 AM  
Because 'Merica.
 
2012-12-21 09:58:04 AM  
Aztec you later!
 
2012-12-21 09:58:15 AM  
Today is going to be silly, isn't it?
 
2012-12-21 09:59:16 AM  

what_now: Today is going to be silly, isn't it?


I do hope so. I'm bored.

/even though I should be working :/
 
2012-12-21 09:59:23 AM  
Why is Fark panhandling me in threads about adblock? I don't even use it....
 
2012-12-21 09:59:58 AM  
Fark is trying out new Toltec .
 
2012-12-21 10:00:00 AM  
theforvm.org
 
2012-12-21 10:00:06 AM  

what_now: Today is going to be silly, isn't it?


Why you hatin' on silly?
 
2012-12-21 10:00:59 AM  

what_now: Today is going to be silly, isn't it?


The friday before Xmas on doomsday? Fark yeah.
 
2012-12-21 10:01:25 AM  
Because Blizzard's checks for reskinning finally started bouncing.
 
2012-12-21 10:01:55 AM  
Happy Kwanzaa, you farkers!
 
2012-12-21 10:02:01 AM  
it's a Stargate. and it's dialing earf.
 
2012-12-21 10:03:02 AM  
img.photobucket.com

Just in case....
 
2012-12-21 10:03:13 AM  
Because to someone from Kentucky all brown people are the same anyway.
 
2012-12-21 10:03:44 AM  
it's the end of fark as we know it

Also, when the frak is fark gonna take something besides paypal so i can block those damn ads, and pay for tfark
 
2012-12-21 10:04:03 AM  
I say, fark the Mayans! Their calendar sucks balls! No wonder they went extinct. What kind of calendar has a guy sticking his tongue out of the middle of it? Can you ah- I dunno, can you imagine carrying a thread around rock the size of a trash can to see what day it is? fark that! Maybe you can, but I farking can't! And I'm supposed to take your civilization seriously? Screw the Mayans man! The farking Aztecs, they were far more powerful. Their civilization was about sacrificing biatches and gold, and men having tans and wearing short skirts. It's much more like like I live my life today. Seriously, I wear a skirt every day because of the Aztecs man!

/Hello?
 
2012-12-21 10:04:36 AM  

what_now: Today is going to be silly, isn't it?


i should hope so, it sure beats when it's trolly out here, or all ragey
 
2012-12-21 10:05:06 AM  
i171.photobucket.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-21 10:08:21 AM  
Using the Mayan calender today would be like hanging a 2011 calender on your wall. It's expired. It's dead. It is an ex-calender.

Since the Aztec world did not end, their calendar is the winner by default.
 
2012-12-21 10:08:26 AM  

Eligarf: [i.imgur.com image 600x630]

Because huge irrelevant images which load on every freaking page add value to your Fark experience. Now pay up!


Hey, is there an adblock mod that'll get rid of that adblock notice so that my friend who reads fark who totally isn't me and adblocks everything doesn't have to see that bar?

Just asking.
 
2012-12-21 10:09:25 AM  
www.ermaktravel.com
 
2012-12-21 10:09:59 AM  

pecosdave: It's a paid advertisement to cause Oreo cravings in readers. by Pontiac to sale their remaining stock of Aztecs.

 
2012-12-21 10:10:50 AM  
Aztec?

photo.netcarshow.com
 
2012-12-21 10:10:54 AM  

monoski: I thought maybe they got drunk early today


On tequila or mezcal, naturally.

/and they touch themselves.
 
2012-12-21 10:11:01 AM  

fruitloop: [i171.photobucket.com image 500x341]

comeoninheeeeeeere...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 10:13:12 AM  
because some of us are at work and a NSFW background could get us fired.
 
2012-12-21 10:13:54 AM  

KhamanV:

Hey, is there an adblock mod that'll get rid of that adblock notice so that my friend who reads fark who totally isn't me and adblocks everything doesn't have to see that bar?

Just asking.


Regular old ABP will do it. Just right click on the strip, click "Inspect Element", and then click "Hide with ABP" (down on the bottom right).
 
2012-12-21 10:14:31 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: I thought Google was going to have an awesome doodle?


Is that some sort of porny code?

"Babe, I'm giving you an AWESOME doodle..."
 
2012-12-21 10:14:51 AM  
Because fark You, that's why..

/really, I'm the first?
 
2012-12-21 10:15:25 AM  
So did the animation thingy not work out?
 
2012-12-21 10:15:59 AM  
It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine....
 
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