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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-21 10:00:01 AM  
In a rare bench trial

Good call by the defense. If the facts seem to be on your side in an emotional case, pick a bench trial. In my state politicians recently took away the option to demand a bench trial in sex offender commitment cases after prosecutors complained that their emotional pleas fell on rational ears.
 
2012-12-21 10:38:19 AM  
and orphanages?
 
2012-12-21 11:14:49 AM  
Well, duh. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-12-21 12:04:34 PM  
I don't know, Chief seems like he'd be a gentle lover.

/until he smothered you with a pillow.
 
2012-12-21 01:06:55 PM  

ZAZ: In my state politicians recently took away the option to demand a bench trial in sex offender commitment cases after prosecutors complained that their emotional pleas fell on rational ears.


I wonder if that's been appealed and ruled on yet.  Would be interesting to see whether the law gets struck down by the Court of Appeals or Supreme Court.
 
2012-12-21 01:16:40 PM  
So true...

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2012-12-21 01:37:45 PM  
Old guy shoulda had a gun.
 
2012-12-21 01:38:34 PM  
"He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.
 
2012-12-21 01:40:12 PM  
I was locked up in the mental ward of the hospital for a week;; I totally had sex with my gf when she visited.
 
2012-12-21 01:41:20 PM  

Begoggle:Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.




To be fair, if they DID, you wouldn't hear about them, would you?
 
2012-12-21 01:41:30 PM  

Begoggle:
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.


I don't know, I'm getting the strangest urge to visit Subway...
 
2012-12-21 01:41:33 PM  
You have to take what you can get. When you're commited to a hospital it's not like you can go out to the clubs to meet members of the gender you're interested in.
 
2012-12-21 01:42:10 PM  

Mjeck: I was locked up in the mental ward of the hospital for a week;; I totally had sex with my gf when she visited.


I may have dated you.
 
2012-12-21 01:42:23 PM  

Begoggle: "He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.


They do, they're just not the ones who flip out, kill people, and end up on the news. They're the ones who go to a doctor and say "I'm hearing things, help."
 
2012-12-21 01:42:46 PM  
To be fair, some of us find a straightjacket rather kinky.
 
2012-12-21 01:43:00 PM  

Begoggle: "He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.


Who would bother asking someone making a sandwich if a voice told them too?
 
2012-12-21 01:43:06 PM  

JayCab: Begoggle:
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.

I don't know, I'm getting the strangest urge to visit Subway...


For the $2 six inch meatball?
 
2012-12-21 01:43:19 PM  

Begoggle: "He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.


How would you know if they did?  Something like that would never make the news.  It's possible that there are people out there, living with and interacting with an entirely hallucinatory person, but since the imaginary relationship is benign, no one ever hears about it. In fact--hold on.

Yes, dear, I'll go make you a sandwich.

BRB.
 
2012-12-21 01:43:19 PM  

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-21 01:44:42 PM  
gives new meaning to the word nutjob
 
2012-12-21 01:45:41 PM  

JayCab: Begoggle:
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.

I don't know, I'm getting the strangest urge to visit Subway...


Actually I'm thinking Arby's
/actually no I'm not
// no one is ever thinking Arby's
 
2012-12-21 01:46:02 PM  

nmrsnr: Begoggle: "He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.

They do, they're just not the ones who flip out, kill people, and end up on the news. They're the ones who go to a doctor and say "I'm hearing things, help."


Also, by technicality of definition insanity has to negatively impact your ability to function in society. Anything else would require proof of an absolute normality that would require proof of shared perception. (Is the green I see the same color you call green.)
 
2012-12-21 01:46:11 PM  
So, the phrase, "farking nuts" is literal in this case.
 
2012-12-21 01:46:25 PM  

ZAZ: In a rare bench trial

Good call by the defense. If the facts seem to be on your side in an emotional case, pick a bench trial. In my state politicians recently took away the option to demand a bench trial in sex offender commitment cases after prosecutors complained that their emotional pleas fell on rational ears.


I think the general advice is to take a bench trial if you're innocent and a jury trial if you're guilty. I guess we can add "bench trial if you're loony" to that.
 
2012-12-21 01:46:30 PM  

Begoggle: "He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.


and some of us just ignore the voices that say "kill them all"
 
2012-12-21 01:46:31 PM  

megarian: Mjeck: I was locked up in the mental ward of the hospital for a week;; I totally had sex with my gf when she visited.

I may have dated you.


probably
 
2012-12-21 01:46:40 PM  
When I visit the local Ward, I like to given a tour complete with timelines of significant events, an in-depth bio of each patient and a forecast of what the future of mental ward technology is. In short, I prefer to alienate then castrate.

/I was an orderly
//not rly
 
2012-12-21 01:47:35 PM  
Sure maybe it doesn't end well but it started well.
 
2012-12-21 01:47:40 PM  
and will be committed to a mental health facility

like the one he was in when he did it?
 
2012-12-21 01:48:03 PM  

Begoggle: "He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.


That does happen, actually. Compulsive eaters make sandwiches until it kills them.

As for getting a job, a friend of mine has serious anxiety issues. They spent years working multiple jobs and saving every penny they could because, even though they grew up upper-middle-class and never wanted for anything, they were terrified of being homeless. The more money they saved, the worse it got, because OMG SOMETHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND I'M GOING TO LOSE IT ALL. The more money they had in the stock market, the more they'd freak out when the dow dropped a few points.

A smiling face, a cheerful outward demeanor, and to everybody else, they're thrifty and hardworking. It's not until you drill down a bit that you get to the "oh... shiat" reality.

They're on drugs now - lots of drugs.

But psychiatrists seem loathe, by and large, to use the "insane" label for people who don't have seriously reality-detachment issues. (I'm melting into the floor! I better eat my son's eyes!)
 
2012-12-21 01:48:08 PM  

DirkTheDaring: jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?


It wasn't his birthday for chrissakes.
 
2012-12-21 01:51:03 PM  

ZAZ: In a rare bench trial

Good call by the defense. If the facts seem to be on your side in an emotional case, pick a bench trial. In my state politicians recently took away the option to demand a bench trial in sex offender commitment cases after prosecutors complained that their emotional pleas fell on rational ears.


I would guess you mean only if the emotional bit works against you. Like this story. If instead the facts were on your side and you could make an emotional plea, I would imagine that's two chances a jury will acquit.

I had a friend who as foreman of a jury ended deadlocked 11-1. They all agreed the kid did it (IIRC it was drunk driving), but one person thought he looked like her son, felt bad and didn't want him to go to jail. So he got off.
 
2012-12-21 01:51:14 PM  
I don't see what the problem is... I sleep with my roommate all the time. Granted, she is my girlfriend...
 
2012-12-21 01:51:51 PM  

Having sex with your roommate rarely ends well. This is doubly true for residents of mental institutions


Sounds like the ward was a little hard on the beaver.


so very sorry
 
2012-12-21 01:52:47 PM  
Well yeah, the bastard son of a thousand maniacs would never have been born.
 
2012-12-21 01:52:53 PM  

Theaetetus: Well, duh. Don't stick your dick in crazy.


You idiot... where do you redheads come from?!?
 
2012-12-21 01:53:00 PM  
Did I miss the part that says they had sex ?
 
2012-12-21 01:53:08 PM  

ELKAY: Actually I'm thinking Arby's

/actually no I'm not

// no one is ever thinking Arby's


Damn. Now I'M thinking Arby's. Thanks a lot, asshole.
 
2012-12-21 01:54:12 PM  
I have sex with my roommate every day.

/lives alone
 
2012-12-21 01:56:51 PM  
Doesn't anyone remember their 1990's horror movies? Freddy Kruger was conceived in a mental institution after his mom was gang raped by a bunch of patients. They called him the "bastard son of 100 maniacs".

Think about that next time you want to get freaky in the loony bin.

/One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door...
 
2012-12-21 01:57:22 PM  
I read that as "ends really well", and put an ad on Craigslist for a roomate.

/not taking it down
 
2012-12-21 01:57:32 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: nmrsnr: Begoggle: "He had an auditory hallucination at the time of the incident that would render him incapable of understanding his conduct."

Sounds like BS to me.
Funny how "insane" people never have hallucinations that tell them to make a sandwich or get a job.

They do, they're just not the ones who flip out, kill people, and end up on the news. They're the ones who go to a doctor and say "I'm hearing things, help."

Also, by technicality of definition insanity has to negatively impact your ability to function in society. Anything else would require proof of an absolute normality that would require proof of shared perception. (Is the green I see the same color you call green.)


Whoa, mind blown

Seriously, though, no it wouldn't. While we can't necessarily agree on certain objective things which are subjective due to perception (my green vs. your green) we can agree on whether there is something there to be seen (at least, via consensus or objective sensors). So if you see a green bunny, but no one else sees a bunny at all, you still have issues, because your sensory output is malfunctioning.
 
2012-12-21 01:57:56 PM  

Fark Drudge: Did I miss the part that says they had sex ?


I didn't see it either. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here
 
2012-12-21 02:00:33 PM  
You know who else had sex in a mental institution while voluntary committed?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-21 02:01:40 PM  

thecpt: Fark Drudge: Did I miss the part that says they had sex?
I didn't see it either. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here


FTA: Leal admitted to police that he began to punch and hit Dunlavy because he felt guilty about having sex with the man earlier that night, prosecutors said.
 
2012-12-21 02:05:41 PM  

megarian: Mjeck: I was locked up in the mental ward of the hospital for a week;; I totally had sex with my gf when she visited.

I may have dated you.


How you doin'? I hear you might be available for a week or so every now and then. Get in touch.

On a different note... guys have the "don't put your dick in the crazy" rule, is there a similar one for chicks?
 
2012-12-21 02:10:02 PM  

jltaylor: megarian: Mjeck: I was locked up in the mental ward of the hospital for a week;; I totally had sex with my gf when she visited.

I may have dated you.

How you doin'? I hear you might be available for a week or so every now and then. Get in touch.

On a different note... guys have the "don't put your dick in the crazy" rule, is there a similar one for chicks?


Women love to have sex witch crazy; it's like a vacation for them. esp older women.
 
2012-12-21 02:10:44 PM  
It's people like this...and the stupid judge...

Who cause mass murder sprees like in Connecticut and Colorado.

This "sick" person needs to be put to death. Dead. That's it.

I guarantee you, in 4-5 years, this piece of shiat will be free to walk the street...deemed "better" by whatever doctor he has...
And he'll be set free...

Allowing his sick, depraved mind to act out whatever murderous fantasies he's kept hidden from docs.

fark the mentally ill...fark them in their ass...
If you're mentally ill and just talk to your couch for comfort...you're ok.
But if you're mentally ill and KILLING people...
Then DIE, DIE, DIE!

Before you kill others, you sick biatch!
 
2012-12-21 02:10:55 PM  
test and albert
 
2012-12-21 02:12:15 PM  

cgraves67: You have to take what you can get. When you're commited to a hospital it's not like you can go out to the clubs to meet members of the gender you're interested in.


Not all 'houses' are 24/7 hospitals.

But the time I was in a psych hospital, with just a few hours visiting every day . . . there was more sex going on in the locked "high supervision" ward than my apartment building sees in a year. Not just my apartment, but the whole building. Two women there were sorting out their daddy issues with every guy in the ward, and their boyfriends during visiting hours. Somehow they got pot in as well. Both had been there before, and told me this was pretty normal for them both. The high supervision ward was one step down from the suicide watch rooms, and still there was pot, sex, and all the other soap-opera necessities.

I couldn't make up things as strange as what I saw in there.
 
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