If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Chronicle Herald)   Just in case it was unclear, newspaper confirms world did not, repeat NOT, end   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 78
    More: Asinine, special police, long count, mass suicide, Crystal Skull, Yucatan Peninsula  
•       •       •

3690 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2012 at 9:44 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



78 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-12-21 11:09:02 AM  
Wait. You mean this isn't heaven and I have to give all these virgins back? Fark!
 
2012-12-21 11:39:54 AM  
Everything here seem perfectly f$#*..)+++NO CARRIER
 
2012-12-21 11:40:46 AM  
The Humungous does not approve.
 
2012-12-21 11:42:59 AM  

Richard C Stanford: I wonder what the reaction will be from the paranoid survival nuts now that their bunker and 300 cans of baked beans was a waste of money?


Probably the same reaction from the other 65 billion times that it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-21 11:47:16 AM  
Go Here for the Doomsday Doodle!
 
2012-12-21 12:03:43 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Richard C Stanford: I wonder what the reaction will be from the paranoid survival nuts now that their bunker and 300 cans of baked beans was a waste of money?

Probably the same reaction from the other 65 billion times that it didn't happen.


If recent events are any clue, at least some of them will continue stockpiling, and teach their farked-in-the-head sons how to shoot assault rifles.
 
2012-12-21 12:07:14 PM  
Whatever, the night is still young.
 
2012-12-21 12:22:40 PM  

dittybopper: [Link][i50.tinypic.com image 266x147]

Day ain't over yet.


That's the same thing I told random people on FB since they decided the events should only hit them right after we passed midnight. There is still a lot of time for someone to unleash their own crazy on the world, not to mention the drunk drivers that will be out tonight following the post apocalyptic parties.
 
2012-12-21 12:25:09 PM  
""The galactic bridge has been established," announced spiritual leader Alberto Arribalzaga at a "galactic connection" ceremony Thursday in Merida. "The cosmos is going to take us to a higher level of vibration ... where humanity is in glory, in joy,""

static.prtst.net

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
 
2012-12-21 12:45:35 PM  
I would love to know the percentage of Americans that actually feared 12.21.12 would be the last day versus how many people behaved as if it were the last day.
 
Pud
2012-12-21 12:56:24 PM  
blogs.ajc.com
 
2012-12-21 01:04:28 PM  
Wife said it did move for her, though.

/yes, I was there
 
2012-12-21 01:08:19 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Wife said it did move for her, though.

/yes, I was there


She lets you watch?
 
2012-12-21 01:16:34 PM  
img191.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-21 01:28:44 PM  
s12.postimage.org
 
2012-12-21 01:40:21 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Wife said it did move for her, though.

/yes, I was there


Did the earth move for you, Nancy?
 
2012-12-21 01:45:27 PM  
img338.imageshack.us
/You're welcome
 
2012-12-21 03:41:03 PM  

WMCB: [www.theoldwestgallery.com image 304x380]
Day ain't over yet.


dittybopper: [i50.tinypic.com image 266x147]

Day ain't over yet.



Well played, gentlemen, well played
 
2012-12-21 03:55:45 PM  
Anybody want an Oreo?
 
2012-12-21 04:16:46 PM  

plumbicon: Go Here for the Doomsday Doodle!


That is lame and not even a little bit epic.

It is bad and Google should feel bad.
 
2012-12-21 04:33:10 PM  
I wanted to say, the mayan calendar has the 21st as the last day, so there's still time, also it would likely operate on the time zone the mayans lived in.
 
2012-12-21 04:39:42 PM  
LAst night on History they had a Brad Meltzer decoded type special about preppers and they asked one of them if they would be in their bunker on the 21st. The guy told them yes his family would be. I was more afraid of getting killed by some 12.21 nutter then the world actually ending
 
2012-12-21 05:08:32 PM  

namegoeshere: plumbicon: Go Here for the Doomsday Doodle!

That is lame and not even a little bit epic.

It is bad and Google should feel bad.


You realize Google never actually said anything about doing an "epic" doodle today, right? That article linked here yesterday talking about it was complete satire... Made up bullshiat...
 
2012-12-21 05:09:39 PM  
If you turn it slightly... It starts all over again. Viola!
 
2012-12-21 05:36:27 PM  

RobSeace: namegoeshere: plumbicon: Go Here for the Doomsday Doodle!

That is lame and not even a little bit epic.

It is bad and Google should feel bad.

You realize Google never actually said anything about doing an "epic" doodle today, right? That article linked here yesterday talking about it was complete satire... Made up bullshiat...


I DONT CARE I WANT AN EPIC APOCALYPSE DOODLE

or something...
 
2012-12-21 05:45:14 PM  
Our survival beyond this day will be attributed to belief and prayer to invisible beings in the sky.

/it's obvious, right?
 
2012-12-21 09:40:45 PM  
Hey, dj_spanmaster, be sure to put your thumb out!
 
2012-12-22 07:52:30 PM  
www.mako.org.au

"the world did NOT NOTTTTT END!!"
 
Displayed 28 of 78 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report