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2012-12-21 06:19:02 AM
I'm still here.
But I guess I should I'm already here.
 
2012-12-21 06:23:27 AM
It isn't the 22nd yet, still plenty of time for the Zombies to rise yet.
 
2012-12-21 08:24:51 AM
More important: can we sue the Mayans?
 
2012-12-21 08:29:04 AM

St_Francis_P: More important: can we sue the Mayans?


They have some nice real estate, but the location is pretty bad, so not much of real financial value.
 
2012-12-21 09:53:01 AM
well, i'm still alive.  no dragons either, I checked.  stupid mayans....worst apocalypse evar!  would NOT buy again.
 
2012-12-21 09:56:27 AM
I'm here and your punctuation sucks.
 
2012-12-21 09:56:51 AM
Oh, I'm still alive. Do I deserve to be? Is that the question?
 
2012-12-21 09:58:08 AM
A drizzle of snow, some wind, and slightly slick roads.  Sad little "apocalypse" you have here, Mayans.  I could do better with a can of Raid, some rubber bands, and a doughnut.
 
2012-12-21 10:01:00 AM
Yes, but your apostrophe isn't.
 
2012-12-21 10:08:39 AM
I always knew it would end like this:  Sitting in a cube, waiting for a backup to complete.
 
2012-12-21 10:17:21 AM

trivial use of my dark powers: A drizzle of snow, some wind, and slightly slick roads.  Sad little "apocalypse" you have here, Mayans.  I could do better with a can of Raid, some rubber bands, and a doughnut.


So, can we blame the lack of an "apocalypse" on global climate change?
 
2012-12-21 10:17:33 AM
I've been dead for more than a year.
 
2012-12-21 10:18:11 AM
I died in a ball of fire while getting squashed by a meteor.  Am I the only one?
 
2012-12-21 10:20:20 AM
I died when my balls caught fire getting squashed by a meaty oar.
 
2012-12-21 10:22:42 AM
Y'know, I actually like the brown background image now. Its easier on my eyes and makes the side links stick out more. Anyway, the kids are still here too so I'm going to go make them breakfast.
 
2012-12-21 10:24:31 AM

neritz: trivial use of my dark powers: A drizzle of snow, some wind, and slightly slick roads.  Sad little "apocalypse" you have here, Mayans.  I could do better with a can of Raid, some rubber bands, and a doughnut.

So, can we blame the lack of an "apocalypse" on global climate change?


Dammit, you and your "quotes" made me check three times to see if I'd misspelled apocalypse.  Stop messing with my mind.


Oh yeah, you're going to Hell just for raising the issue.
 
2012-12-21 10:24:42 AM
i.imgur.com
Totally not 'Shooped raw image of Australia at the moment.
 
2012-12-21 10:27:24 AM
Oh crap, I'm not here.  That's not fair.  Oh wait, never mind.  I was under the sofa.
 
2012-12-21 10:33:03 AM
Is it supposed to be raining blood?  The weatherman didn't say anything about that last night.
 
2012-12-21 10:34:17 AM
Is there anybody....OUT THERE
 
2012-12-21 10:45:50 AM
I woke up, looked outside and saw the world was still here, then went back to sleep. So, what's up for the next dire end of the world prediction that the media can hype all out of proportion and Survival Food companies can sell more goods?

Isn't there an asteroid somewhere that's supposed to pass within a billion miles of Earth or something?

I wonder how those rich folks feel who turned that old Cold War Nuke silo into an exclusive, luxury bunker?

It must be the pitts: you get all dressed up for the end of the world and it doesn't happen.
 
2012-12-21 10:48:30 AM

jehovahs witness protection: I've been dead for more than a year.


For tax purposes?
 
2012-12-21 11:05:08 AM
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
2012-12-21 11:07:09 AM
Technically, seven more minutes. Because apparently the Mayans really liked increments of 12...
 
2012-12-21 11:22:26 AM
No.  At the sound of the tone please leave a message *beep*.
 
2012-12-21 11:43:31 AM

St_Francis_P: More important: can we sue the Mayans?


If a bunch of idiots claim the world is going to end on Dec. 31st because it's the end of the calendar, would you sue the calendar maker or the idiots?

Because when it comes to the Mayans, well, all of us -- but mostly the media -- have been the idiots.
 
2012-12-21 11:44:21 AM

DeltaPunch: St_Francis_P: More important: can we sue the Mayans?

If a bunch of idiots claim the world is going to end on Dec. 31st because it's the end of the calendar, would you sue the calendar maker or the idiots?

Because when it comes to the Mayans, well, all of us -- but mostly the media -- have been the idiots.


So the answer is "yes". Sweet.
 
2012-12-21 11:54:16 AM
I avoided the rush by leaving yesterday.
 
2012-12-21 11:55:40 AM

MmmmBacon: It isn't the 22nd yet, still plenty of time for the Zombies to rise yet.


I'm pretty sure I work with some. They're brain dead, yet still roaming around.
 
2012-12-21 11:58:29 AM
*raises hand*

NPR killed the myth anyway.

Then again, a certain political party seems to be at the point of melting down so...
 
2012-12-21 12:10:01 PM
No.
 
2012-12-21 12:14:05 PM
My asshole neighbor got raptured.
 
2012-12-21 12:14:56 PM

hubiestubert: Technically, seven more minutes. Because apparently the Mayans really liked increments of 12...


How so? Their short count involved a 260-day period, padded out with 13- and 20-day cycles that repeated every 52 years. 18 cycles of 360 days forms a tun, and 20 tuns is a k'atun. 20 more of these is a baktun. And their long counts are calculated in base-20 (nearly... one digit is base-18).
 
2012-12-21 12:21:29 PM
getting off work in half an hour, then watching a bunch of cheesy end of the world movies on netflix. So far I've got:

Tidal Wave
Metal Tornado
20 years after
Terror Within
Meteor Apocalypse
Pandemic
 
2012-12-21 12:40:25 PM
I'm not quite dead, sir.
 
2012-12-21 12:43:22 PM
I feel fine.
 
2012-12-21 12:48:03 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 850x540]
Totally not 'Shooped raw image of Australia at the moment.


oh gosh will someone please think of the japanese?
 
2012-12-21 12:48:22 PM
Still working unfortunately. Decided to put one of these on the shop door this morning with the caption above it "The world ends today".

cdn.duelinganalogs.com

Went over well until some sourpuss ripped it down.
 
2012-12-21 12:50:27 PM
I copy, Gold Leader.
 
2012-12-21 12:51:14 PM
Yes, I'm still here and I'm damned disappointed.
 
2012-12-21 12:51:41 PM
i was hoping for the end so we dont have to see anymore Jets or Tebow links.
hopefully Godzilla can take out the Mods
 
2012-12-21 01:04:19 PM
I wasn't here.

/I got better.
 
2012-12-21 01:04:58 PM
You're not alone, subby. I guess we'll have to see if the Mormons were right or not.
 
2012-12-21 01:08:12 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 01:25:02 PM
Here.
 
2012-12-21 01:26:50 PM
It's snowing like crazy.  They Mayans would have been freaked out by snow, therefore the world's ending.

It's been fun, guys.

/Oh my
 
2012-12-21 01:27:54 PM
I think I'm here but I don't see you, are you sure you're here?
 
2012-12-21 01:32:34 PM
We did have a pretty fierce little storm last night. It only snowed a little, but it was hyperactive and blew all over the place. THere was some white out conditions on the way home. Not just snow blowing over the road and obscuring the pavement. No, it was blowing hard enough to obscure everything less than 5 feet off the ground. I had to navigate by driving towards streetlights, which have only been placed at intersections in the rural area that I live in.

But regardless, it only resulted in a white, crusty world, not the end of time. Boreas came all over central Illinois last night.
 
2012-12-21 02:29:29 PM
I think I'll celebrate the end of the world by ordering a pizza and watching the Avengers.

/Not the movie, my neighbors Bill and Jenny Avenger. They have sex with the curtains open a lot.
 
2012-12-21 02:33:58 PM
no Subby, we're not here. We're just figments of your twisted imagination.

/you sick bastard
 
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