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(Short List)   Pizza Hut release a pizza within a pizza. In other words, we really are doomed   (shortlist.com) divider line 137
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2012-12-21 09:47:38 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-21 10:04:08 AM
Is it served it in a commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili?
 
2012-12-21 10:07:46 AM
CRUSTEPTION
 
2012-12-21 10:09:58 AM
BWAAAMMMMMMM
 
2012-12-21 10:11:43 AM
Pizza pizza? I thought that would be more of a little caesers thing
 
2012-12-21 10:27:01 AM

Sybarite: Is it served it in a commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili?


Tacotown!
 
2012-12-21 10:35:55 AM
Gut grenade.
 
2012-12-21 11:08:42 AM
Okay idea: one giant pepperoni, top with sauce and cheese, and little circles of crust.
 
2012-12-21 12:41:07 PM

sweetmelissa31: Okay idea: one giant pepperoni, top with sauce and cheese, and little circles of crust.


Sure thing. Just need to go find some blue whale intestines for the casing...
 
2012-12-21 12:41:24 PM

scottydoesntknow: [i.qkme.me image 554x369]


i'll do frowny xhibit since i was beaten to it
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-21 12:41:42 PM
Pizza Hut always does a number on my intestines whenever I eat it.
I used to work there; I think it's the oil that gets put down on the pans whenever they put a pizza in.
Either that or just my lower intestine can't recognize it as "food" for the human body
 
2012-12-21 12:41:54 PM
Just eat the farking thing.
 
2012-12-21 12:43:49 PM
Pizza Hut sucks.

/That is all.
 
2012-12-21 12:44:41 PM
Is subby British?
 
2012-12-21 12:44:52 PM
Okaaaay. This thing screams "BWAHAHA!! WE'VE LOST OUR DAMNED MINDS!" louder than a Stephen King plot line.
 
2012-12-21 12:44:58 PM
I'd eat that.

/that's what she said
 
2012-12-21 12:45:06 PM
Actually, it's pizzas all the way down.
 
2012-12-21 12:46:07 PM
Mad TV Pizza Hut Twisted Crust Pizza Complete za Parody


Now we rippin' and dippin' and sippin' and chippin' AND eatting puddin'.
 
2012-12-21 12:46:35 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Sybarite: Is it served it in a commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili?


meh, call me when it has a blueberry pancake
 
2012-12-21 12:47:48 PM
Its 2012 and that link cant my samsung galaxy.
 
2012-12-21 12:47:54 PM

The Loaf: BWAAAMMMMMMM


That's what my bathroom would sound like if I ate that.
 
2012-12-21 12:48:21 PM
It looks like puke.
 
2012-12-21 12:48:34 PM
Pizza Hut Singapore. Also, didn't someone post a famous picture of a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas (rather than a bullseye pizza)?

Yup, they sure did:
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-12-21 12:48:43 PM
 
2012-12-21 12:48:58 PM
I used to love Pizza Hut back around the mid 80's. Something changed along the line. It's just not the same. Makes me sick to my stomach if I eat it nowadays.

So not a shiat is given today concerning their new product.
 
2012-12-21 12:49:07 PM
Big deal. We have the KFC Double Down.
 
2012-12-21 12:49:16 PM
THIS is how you make a pizza within a pizza.
 
2012-12-21 12:49:23 PM
Are they testing it out in the Washington and Colorado markets? It sounds like the perfect thing for stoners to ponder over while they wait for the doorbell to ring.
 
2012-12-21 12:49:45 PM
All those hot dogs poking out of it just doesn't sit well with me.
 
2012-12-21 12:50:01 PM
I always have liked the theory of the cheese-stuffed crust pizza.  Digiorno does a good version of it.

Problem is, everything else about Pizza Hut Pizza is just not good.
 
2012-12-21 12:50:13 PM
Pizza Hut really does make the greasiest damn pizzas I have ever eaten.

You can take the crust and wring it out. It's farking gross.
 
2012-12-21 12:50:59 PM
Eh... not so much. It's sort of cheating when your inner "pizza" is really just a ring of "crust" set on top. And what's the point of combining multiple cheeses when each cheese is so mild that they have no distinct flavor to them?
 
2012-12-21 12:51:07 PM
This just in: people in other parts of the world eat foods that Americans would find unappetizing.

/ric, is that you?
 
2012-12-21 12:51:08 PM
Didn't they have a double-decker pizza?

I seem to recall Leno joke (paraphrased):
"Hmm...we've tried every topping on a pizza...what else what can we put on it...I know!! Another pizza!!!
*band plays*
I know, I know! Are we getting so fat that we actually want another pizza on top of our pizza?"


Personally, I prefer thin crust but always have a spot in my heart for a square no-nonsense thick pizza.

And the people who argue Chicago vs New York, it's so obvious you've never been to Italy.


/of course I'm trolling!
//doesn't mean I don't want to see the guys arguing whose is greasier / less edible
///slash that pizza
 
2012-12-21 12:51:09 PM
Also... THIS:


A poem about pizza in the form of The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe:


Once upon some night while starving, I had to stop myself from carving
the cushion that I sit upon, about ten feet from the door.

My hunger so appalling, I was thinking that perhaps calling
without stalling, delivery of some pizza to where I sit on chair and floor.

"Tis time for food", I muttered
and dialed up the pizza store

Ah, clearly I remember that time of wanting fodder
of the form that comes with cheese and dough, and delivered to my door

Not long after, there came a tapping, kind of like a rapping
on my house's outside door.

I answered cash in hand, expecting what I ordered to be in store.
But the event that was to unfold, is unusual I'm told
the dude held six pizzas when I ordered only four.

I could only barely stop myself from grabbing the bounty that he bore
Presently my soul grew stronger, and hesitating no longer,
I paid the man, took the food, and thanked him for his chore

It was then I spun on foot away from outside, dude, and door
and proceed to trip on my ottoman and went sprawling on the floor

The boxes holding pizzas opened splayed and tore
and the food that I had longed for, laid splashed across the floor

My fire's last dying ember shown a light on what's remembered
as the mess I must endure
and there it will remain forevermore
 
2012-12-21 12:51:59 PM

Fiction Fan: Pizza Hut always does a number on my intestines whenever I eat it.
I used to work there; I think it's the oil that gets put down on the pans whenever they put a pizza in.
Either that or just my lower intestine can't recognize it as "food" for the human body


When I worked for Pizza Slut as a driver, I stopped eating the food. They proof their dough overnight, and it sits in a shallow tub of oil overnight.

And by shallow, I mean our spec was at least 1/4" of oil in the pan.

That, and they are the worst company for gimmicks. Stuffed Crust, the Edge, the Insider, the cheesy crust bites, they spend more time coming up with new ways to arrange the ingredients than making them taste better.
 
2012-12-21 12:52:12 PM
What, you've never topped a pizza with bagel bites, hot pockets, and pizza rolls before?

www.supersizedmeals.com
 
2012-12-21 12:52:34 PM
i was doing this 12 years ago when i managed a dominos, with the cracker crust
 
2012-12-21 12:53:13 PM

maachubo: Actually, it's pizzas all the way down.


"This crust has to go DEEPER!"
 
2012-12-21 12:55:10 PM
Pizza hut, stop it...just stop it.
 
2012-12-21 12:55:10 PM
I think the Moon finally hit my eye.
 
2012-12-21 12:56:07 PM
I hope the Jedi don't find out about this.
 
2012-12-21 12:56:09 PM
meh, i was hoping for a return of their pizza on top of a pizza they did in the 80s
 
2012-12-21 12:57:45 PM
If you're making a stomach bomb you can't leave out the anchovies.
 
2012-12-21 12:57:58 PM
I'm kind of surprised they haven't come out with a Balut pizza yet.
 
2012-12-21 12:58:17 PM
This is why the terrorists hate us.
 
2012-12-21 12:59:12 PM
i975.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-21 01:00:13 PM
The Mayans were right. The world did end today.
 
2012-12-21 01:01:24 PM
only pizza I liked from Pizza Hut was their new yorker and that's because it didn't taste anything like their normal shiat.
 
2012-12-21 01:01:32 PM
At some point they're just going to snap. The cherry is just a warning sign man. Next up they're going to include slot car race tracks on the crust or a big cheese volcano in the middle that shoots sauce out the top. These folks are dangerous to society, to humanity, and to decent, edible pizzas everywhere.
 
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