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2012-12-21 10:48:45 AM  
is he the real examiner? the video says he's a "hoax" medical examiner. I'm confused.
 
2012-12-21 10:49:22 AM  
I don't know, maybe examining  20 dead kids might do that to you. Or maybe it was the 20 news crews in your face to talk about the 20 dead 5 year olds.
 
2012-12-21 10:52:22 AM  

obeymatt: I don't know, maybe examining  20 dead kids might do that to you. Or maybe it was the 20 news crews in your face to talk about the 20 dead 5 year olds.


If he regularly appears in court, he should be used to a barrage of questions on difficult subjects. My 4 year old has better communication skills.
 
2012-12-21 10:55:25 AM  
wtf
 
2012-12-21 10:59:10 AM  

Mikey1969: obeymatt: I don't know, maybe examining  20 dead kids might do that to you. Or maybe it was the 20 news crews in your face to talk about the 20 dead 5 year olds.

If he regularly appears in court, he should be used to a barrage of questions on difficult subjects. My 4 year old has better communication skills.


Your five year old may do less well after seeing the broken bodies of 20 of his classmates, whose lives were all taken by one madman.

After the OKC bombing, my dad was responsible for debreifing the firefighters. They regularly saw broken, mangled and burned bodies, but this was something else. The sheer scale of the event broke several men. It could be the same thing here.
 
2012-12-21 11:01:57 AM  

Mikey1969: If he regularly appears in court, he should be used to a barrage of questions on difficult subjects. My 4 year old has better communication skills


There is a big difference between a controlled environment like a court room months after the event and just walking out of a horrific crime scene.

/Just because he is the ME doesn't mean he isn't human anymore
 
2012-12-21 11:04:16 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-21 11:09:44 AM  
This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?
 
2012-12-21 11:10:06 AM  
I get the guy is weird. But i mean, Hes a medical examiner. I dont think they are typically known for their communication skills.
 
2012-12-21 11:30:31 AM  
Strange, but some of those answers were, in fairness, to some really stupid, asinine questions.

Really, reporters... "what were they wearing?" WTF kind of question is that? Does Zombie Chris Hansen need to talk with you about your necro-pedophilia obsession, Mr. Reporter?
 
2012-12-21 11:34:37 AM  

vinnydoz007: I get the guy is weird. But i mean, Hes a medical examiner. I dont think they are typically known for their communication skills.


*Poke* You doing okay? Ahh, yeah we keep it pretty cold in this room. What's that? No, you can't put on a sweater right now.

HEY CHARLIE! Bring over two hot cups of coffee.

What's that? Uhh, yeah of course the second one is for you.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:37 PM  
Yes, his behaviour is somewhat alarming, but have u read the youtube comments, below this video?

The Sandy Hook shooting was a "false flag" conspiracy, orchestrated as an excuse to take your guns away! Sheesh! I cannot believe how many untreated schizophrenics are on the interwebs.

If this was the 1940s, they would be saying that the Holocaust had nothing to do with the Nazis, but that it was actually a false flag American/Zionist conspiracy to form the state of Israel.
 
2012-12-21 12:10:17 PM  

Crocodilly_Pontifex: Mikey1969: obeymatt: I don't know, maybe examining  20 dead kids might do that to you. Or maybe it was the 20 news crews in your face to talk about the 20 dead 5 year olds.

If he regularly appears in court, he should be used to a barrage of questions on difficult subjects. My 4 year old has better communication skills.

Your five year old may do less well after seeing the broken bodies of 20 of his classmates, whose lives were all taken by one madman.

After the OKC bombing, my dad was responsible for debreifing the firefighters. They regularly saw broken, mangled and burned bodies, but this was something else. The sheer scale of the event broke several men. It could be the same thing here.


THIS X10
 
2012-12-21 12:11:16 PM  
If this "were" the 1940s, rather.
 
2012-12-21 12:11:56 PM  
I did some work at a county medical examiner.
Those staff are pretty hardcore. I asked if the working on the bodies of children is emotionally more difficult. The Doc said "Naw, their just easy to get on the table and move around."
 
2012-12-21 12:18:24 PM  
Let's play: Scrutinize every minute and unimportant dingus leaking out of Newtown.
 
2012-12-21 12:23:34 PM  
I watched him live and there was nothing out of the ordinary about his interview, other than the fact that he had to view the massacre of an entire first grade.
 
2012-12-21 12:32:22 PM  

theesir: This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?


THIS x100
 
2012-12-21 12:39:47 PM  

theesir: This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?


^THIS^ x1000
 
2012-12-21 12:39:57 PM  
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2012-12-21 12:57:27 PM  

vinnydoz007: I get the guy is weird. But i mean, Hes a medical examiner. I dont think they are typically known for their communication skills.


img141.imageshack.us
"Do you know how many autopsies I've done on children like Joey? Too many, I can't even look at their faces any more. I have to have their faces covered before I begin".
 
2012-12-21 01:10:15 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: theesir: This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?

^THIS^ x1000


^THIS^ x1000000
 
2012-12-21 01:22:27 PM  

theesir: This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?


Yeah, I think we can give this guy a pass.

/the YouTube comments are golden as always.
 
2012-12-21 01:22:30 PM  
I'm just confused about why they needed to have an ME look over the bodies. It's pretty clear what happened to them, and who committed the crime. It seems that in a case like this where they have no question about what happened, there is really nothing to be gained by making this poor guy have to examine 20 dead children, so I don't know why someone at some level of government can't just waive the requirement for an exam of the bodies.
 
2012-12-21 01:38:01 PM  

Invisible Pedestrian: theesir: This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?

Yeah, I think we can give this guy a pass.

/the YouTube comments are golden as always.


YouTube commenters generally seem to be AOL users that failed out of the program.

Here is the most recent gem:

He is a complete nutcase and the reason hes is having trouble is because its all a lie... Some people are really bad liars and he is one of those... He couldnt give one straight answer and whats with all his nervous ticks? He is like crazy...

Apparently, there is a wacky conspiracy theory brewing that the government was behind this. And, that this "actor's" strange behavior, playing a medical examiner, proves the conspiracy theory... because if he were a real medical examiner (or wasn't lying) he wouldn't be acting odd.
 
2012-12-21 01:54:13 PM  

Crocodilly_Pontifex: is he the real examiner? the video says he's a "hoax" medical examiner. I'm confused


Smoky Dragon Dish: Apparently, there is a wacky conspiracy theory brewing that the government was behind this. And, that this "actor's" strange behavior, playing a medical examiner, proves the conspiracy theory... because if he were a real medical examiner (or wasn't lying) he wouldn't be acting odd.


Yeah there are some deranged people out there. There are several of these videos, including parents of the some of the victims which they are claiming them to be actors. All to take away 'ur guns.  There's not enough tin foil in the world for these people.
 
2012-12-21 02:01:59 PM  

optimistic_cynic: Crocodilly_Pontifex: is he the real examiner? the video says he's a "hoax" medical examiner. I'm confused

Smoky Dragon Dish: Apparently, there is a wacky conspiracy theory brewing that the government was behind this. And, that this "actor's" strange behavior, playing a medical examiner, proves the conspiracy theory... because if he were a real medical examiner (or wasn't lying) he wouldn't be acting odd.

Yeah there are some deranged people out there. There are several of these videos, including parents of the some of the victims which they are claiming them to be actors. All to take away 'ur guns.  There's not enough tin foil in the world for these people.


I'm conflicted. Part of me has pity. That maybe they just can't wrap their mind around the enormity of this event, they have to conjure-up something imagniary. Another part of me wants to beat the ever-loving shiat out of them for scoffing at the real suffering of real parents who's little innocent children really were brutally killed.
 
2012-12-21 02:04:14 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: optimistic_cynic: Crocodilly_Pontifex: is he the real examiner? the video says he's a "hoax" medical examiner. I'm confused

Smoky Dragon Dish: Apparently, there is a wacky conspiracy theory brewing that the government was behind this. And, that this "actor's" strange behavior, playing a medical examiner, proves the conspiracy theory... because if he were a real medical examiner (or wasn't lying) he wouldn't be acting odd.

Yeah there are some deranged people out there. There are several of these videos, including parents of the some of the victims which they are claiming them to be actors. All to take away 'ur guns.  There's not enough tin foil in the world for these people.

I'm conflicted. Part of me has pity. That maybe they just can't wrap their mind around the enormity of this event, they have to conjure-up something imagniary. Another part of me wants to beat the ever-loving shiat out of them for scoffing at the real suffering of real parents who's little innocent children really were brutally killed.


Yeah that's about where I am as well. Hopefully those in mourning aren't watching this crap.
 
2012-12-21 02:13:32 PM  

optimistic_cynic: Smoky Dragon Dish: optimistic_cynic: Crocodilly_Pontifex: is he the real examiner? the video says he's a "hoax" medical examiner. I'm confused

Smoky Dragon Dish: Apparently, there is a wacky conspiracy theory brewing that the government was behind this. And, that this "actor's" strange behavior, playing a medical examiner, proves the conspiracy theory... because if he were a real medical examiner (or wasn't lying) he wouldn't be acting odd.

Yeah there are some deranged people out there. There are several of these videos, including parents of the some of the victims which they are claiming them to be actors. All to take away 'ur guns.  There's not enough tin foil in the world for these people.

I'm conflicted. Part of me has pity. That maybe they just can't wrap their mind around the enormity of this event, they have to conjure-up something imagniary. Another part of me wants to beat the ever-loving shiat out of them for scoffing at the real suffering of real parents who's little innocent children really were brutally killed.

Yeah that's about where I am as well. Hopefully those in mourning aren't watching this crap.


My daughter is a 6 yo, same age as those kids. I cannot imagine losing my child that way. I cannot imagine how scared those kids must have been when their friends were being shot. I cannot imagine being a first responder who tended to those little victims. I can only absorb this story in small doses.

The fact is that this medical examiner had to put-on his Van Damme face with his colleagues and perform post-mortems on these 20 tiny little ones. So, he's a little odd. But, he's a better man than I, because I wouldn't be able to emotionally handle that.
 
2012-12-21 02:19:22 PM  
www.freejeffreyhavard.org

"They all can't be me"
 
2012-12-21 02:41:27 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: wtf


tourettes
 
2012-12-21 02:41:28 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Apparently, there is a wacky conspiracy theory brewing that the government was behind this. And, that this "actor's" strange behavior, playing a medical examiner, proves the conspiracy theory... because if he were a real medical examiner (or wasn't lying) he wouldn't be acting odd.


I hate the conspiracy fools as well. Obviously, our government is not going to use the powerful, sometimes irrational emotions from this tragedy to further their existing gun-control agenda.
 
2012-12-21 02:41:41 PM  
So what is the collective noun assigned to believers in this conspiracy theory.

Like Birther or Truther, it should end with -er.

Maybe "Sandy Hookers".
 
2012-12-21 02:43:31 PM  
That is some asinine editing there.
 
2012-12-21 02:53:00 PM  
With all those forensics people out there who flub evidence and wind up convicting black men...whos to say this guy was accurate with his examination of the bodies.....especially if he is tripping balls.


the .223 rounds fired from an assault weapon at 3k feet per second managed to stay within the body cavity of the victims?

sounds like +p pistol ammo.....

/tinfoil
 
2012-12-21 03:14:46 PM  
When you work in an environment that is surrounded by death, loss, pain and suffering, you find you develop certain tics or idiosyncrasies. I think it's a way to keep your sanity while doing what you have to do. If you throw yourself emotionally into every case, you descend into becoming morbid yourself, and you lose the ability to look at a case with those "outside eyes" that you must have.. So you distance. . . but sometimes it does ebb over into dealing with people on the perimeters of the case.
 
2012-12-21 03:51:02 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'm just confused about why they needed to have an ME look over the bodies. It's pretty clear what happened to them, and who committed the crime. It seems that in a case like this where they have no question about what happened, there is really nothing to be gained by making this poor guy have to examine 20 dead children, so I don't know why someone at some level of government can't just waive the requirement for an exam of the bodies.


Well, there are procedures that have to be followed. The autopsies will have a lot of details regarding rate of fire, angles, and other data, including a lot of stuff that might be relevant to ballistics and such. Whatever the worth of that data, it is mandated and must be done.

The whole thing is tragic. <b>Submitter</b> and the creator of that video should be ashamed.
 
2012-12-21 03:51:56 PM  

Smagma: Smoky Dragon Dish: theesir: This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?

^THIS^ x1000

^THIS^ x1000000


^THIS^ x4
 
2012-12-21 03:54:29 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: So what is the collective noun assigned to believers in this conspiracy theory.

Like Birther or Truther, it should end with -er.

Maybe "Sandy Hookers".


Kooks. Sandy Kookers, if you please.
 
2012-12-21 03:57:24 PM  
who'd have thunk, a guy who makes his living probing dead bodies, is a strange.
 
2012-12-21 03:59:36 PM  
Wow, this got greenlighted? Mods are stoned or retarded.

Or both.
 
2012-12-21 04:08:24 PM  
Whoops, must have clicked on www.conspiracyilluminatitinfoil.com
 
2012-12-21 04:11:23 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'm just confused about why they needed to have an ME look over the bodies. It's pretty clear what happened to them, and who committed the crime. It seems that in a case like this where they have no question about what happened, there is really nothing to be gained by making this poor guy have to examine 20 dead children, so I don't know why someone at some level of government can't just waive the requirement for an exam of the bodies.


Part of the reason it is totally clear what happened and who committed the crime is because of the posthumous examinations. For example, they will be able to identify all the bullets in the children as coming from the guns found at the scene. A missing gun might suggest a second gunman.
 
2012-12-21 04:48:02 PM  
I've had a few people on my facebook timeline suggest that Obama was behind it because things just "don't add up." It reminds me of the left wingers that thought George W. Bush was, on one hand, a complete moron, but on the other hand, capable of orchestrating 9/11 and nearly covering it up. I say "nearly" because all the amateur YouTube "experts" on metallurgy, aerodynamics and thermodynamics were able to crack the case, of course.

Really doesn't explain why this was greenlit, though.
 
2012-12-21 05:00:53 PM  

Lochsteppe: Smagma: Smoky Dragon Dish: theesir: This guy just did or oversaw the autopsies on 20 slaughtered children.

Really, this is a topic we need a snarky Fark thread about?

^THIS^ x1000

^THIS^ x1000000

^THIS^ x4


^THIS^ x5-10

/someone had to bring you back down to earth ;)
 
2012-12-21 05:12:01 PM  

optimistic_cynic: Smoky Dragon Dish: optimistic_cynic: Crocodilly_Pontifex: is he the real examiner? the video says he's a "hoax" medical examiner. I'm confused

Smoky Dragon Dish: Apparently, there is a wacky conspiracy theory brewing that the government was behind this. And, that this "actor's" strange behavior, playing a medical examiner, proves the conspiracy theory... because if he were a real medical examiner (or wasn't lying) he wouldn't be acting odd.

Yeah there are some deranged people out there. There are several of these videos, including parents of the some of the victims which they are claiming them to be actors. All to take away 'ur guns.  There's not enough tin foil in the world for these people.

I'm conflicted. Part of me has pity. That maybe they just can't wrap their mind around the enormity of this event, they have to conjure-up something imagniary. Another part of me wants to beat the ever-loving shiat out of them for scoffing at the real suffering of real parents who's little innocent children really were brutally killed.

Yeah that's about where I am as well. Hopefully those in mourning aren't watching this crap.


I just finally understood why the video has "hoax" in the title and why I kept seeing comments about "bad acting". I mean i was seriously confused about that.

The reason is completely nuts of course, but at least it clears things up for me.
 
2012-12-21 06:00:17 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: So what is the collective noun assigned to believers in this conspiracy theory.

Like Birther or Truther, it should end with -er.

Maybe "Sandy Hookers".


That reminds me of this one time in Vegas when I was propositioned by a few ladies...
 
2012-12-21 06:07:24 PM  
Seems normal for a guy that makes a living seeing the most awful shiat you can see and see's it on such a regular basis he's immune to it..
 
2012-12-21 06:09:17 PM  
You can edit a nervous person into a weird video. Well, thanks.
 
2012-12-21 06:25:35 PM  
Yo, MODs.. the world didn't really end today, it's ok to have more than just the 2 videos for the day...

*crickets*
 
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