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2012-12-21 09:44:45 AM  
3 votes:
moos = moose - e
A moose with no "e" = a non-"e" moose
Take the spaces out = anonemoose
anonemoose = a phonetical interpretation of anonymous
2012-12-21 02:03:07 AM  
3 votes:
serious musician. As in...concert pianist. Degrees, competition wins, (small circuit) touring performance group. Then boom: lost my hearing. Fast forward a couple decades, during which my world shrank and contracted to nearly nothing. Then- I received the miracle of a lifetime: a cochlear implant that worked so well my "fake" hearing tested at normal levels. And I'm baaaaack.
2012-12-21 01:36:26 AM  
3 votes:
Anagram of my names:

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2012-12-21 04:58:40 PM  
2 votes:
I came up with it during a magical time when a number of people deleted me from face book after I posted a number of updates and articles indicating my strong support of gay marriage.
2012-12-21 11:44:10 AM  
2 votes:
2012-12-21 10:58:31 AM  
2 votes:
I'm a Monty Python fan.
2012-12-21 09:37:04 AM  
2 votes:
I really really really really really really disliked 8 years of W.
2012-12-21 03:13:10 AM  
2 votes:
"Government Issue Rifle Bearer"

aka: "Grunt", "Cannon Fodder", "Leg Infantryman", etc.

11Bravo for first 6 years, retired from Guard as an 88Zulu.
2012-12-21 03:08:02 AM  
2 votes:
You gotta admit, peas are pretty farking great.
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2012-12-21 02:16:21 AM  
2 votes:
A "gyrfalcon" or "jerfalcon" was the largest bird used for hawking in the Middle Ages, and was traditionally reserved for the High King or Emperor. So-called because of the way it "gyred" when it was circling for prey. The gyrfalcon was also called a "tiercel" because the female was one-third or a "tierce" bigger than the male.

Why? Because falcons are awesome.
2012-12-21 12:55:57 AM  
2 votes:
I've been called the devil more than once.  Plus I'm a lawyer.  Seems to fit.
2012-12-21 12:37:52 AM  
2 votes:

UsikFark: oi_piss_me_off: >:(

With great eyebrows comes great responsibility. *brushes dust off eyebrows*

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2012-12-21 12:27:10 AM  
2 votes:
Sitting in class one day, talking about materials and we talked about base metal alloys.  A light bulb went off and many years later, I put that handle to use.  Plucked it right from the awesome blossom.
2012-12-21 12:21:55 AM  
2 votes:
I was called 'Spidey' all through middle and high school because a (really huge) spider crawled onto me and I had a full, serious, completely humiliating panic attack in front of everyone at a fifth-grade school assembly.

Then, in college, I joined the campus radio station and our programming director was also a big Steely Dan enthusiast. Just enough kids from my old hometown (four,) had come to the same school, and one of them called me Spidey a couple of times in our director's hearing. He assumed (not illogically,) that it was short for 'SpiderQueenDemon' and started marking my schedules 'SQD' or 'Spidey' (everyone went by nicknames there,) and I just sort of went with it because it sounded cooler than I had ever been.

It did even make a vague sort of sense, if you interpreted the song 'Two Against Nature' to be about a pair of dorm RAs dealing with wacky hijinks at something of a party school, though I never did throw a wicker wing chair across the lobby. And I stopped minding being called 'Spidey' provided it was assumed to be short for something cooler, which is good because I don't expect to ever live that one down. The one teacher mistook the panic attack for a seizure and jabbed my butt with an EpiPen and...yeah, definitely in my top five worst memories.

So basically picking that user name was me trying to be the coolest possible version of myself and make peace with the awkward little kid I had been. And it sort of works.
2012-12-21 12:04:08 AM  
2 votes:
My username is a play on the Latin legal term "Lex Talionis" meaning "Law of Retaliation" or "Law of Revenge".

Thus, my username means "King of Retaliation".
2012-12-21 12:04:05 AM  
2 votes:
I live in Hawaii, and my boyfriend always used to comment that I get wet like a tsunami.
2012-12-20 11:59:13 PM  
2 votes:
sarahstotle didn't occur to me until much later.
2012-12-20 11:58:59 PM  
2 votes:
Now I am wonder what it would be like if I used a different Dean Koontz book instead.

Dragons Tears - That might have worked.
Intensity - Meh

Tick Tock - Okay, this one would have been awesome.
2012-12-22 10:35:52 AM  
1 vote:
from the AFN ads encouraging soldiers to not drink too much and do something stupid.  everyone who knows me agrees that it suits me...
2012-12-22 10:00:05 AM  
1 vote:
what user name?
do users have names nowdays ???

what an odd idea!
2012-12-21 04:45:56 PM  
1 vote:
It means "Twisted."
2012-12-21 04:38:34 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: So many personal stories in here.

Definitely. I am LOVING this thread.

Happy Holidays all you generous, bitter, funny, lonely, witty, sad, wonderful Farkers!

2012-12-21 03:50:09 PM  
1 vote:
Gosh, I wish I would have seen this earlier.

I originally and may still have an account that used my first initial and last name. No big deal.

But since there are SO MANY Leftists on Fark and folks that while claiming to be tolerant actually aren't tolerant at all that I kept getting called a 'douche bag' and a 'hater' that I decided to simply co-opt their attempts at insulting me.

And it worked.

Besides, not only to I like the name I get to call out every azzhat that goes ballistic over one of my opinions.

And, btw, I have NEVER trolled a thread to get a response. Not once; that's WAY too easy here.
2012-12-21 02:48:18 PM  
1 vote:
negativ9 = negativ nein

It's a song (or noise, depending on your perspective) by Einstürzende Neubauten.

The double negative is the most positive of all possibilities.
2012-12-21 02:12:00 PM  
1 vote:
Captain Hollister is a very minor character in my favourite British sci-fi sitcom, Red Dwarf. Like yours truly, he's a fat middle-aged man.

Hollister, Ca is also the place where the bad-boy biker image originated when a Life magazine photo/reporter gave all motorcyclists a black-eye by publishing a completely fabricated story, complete with staged pics, about what happened when a group of motorcyclists held a rally there shortly afer WWII. An unfortunate event in the history of North American motorcycling. As a sometime photographer, I like to remember how important images can be in shaping public perceptions.
2012-12-21 12:11:55 PM  
1 vote:
Years and years ago I used to be an admin on IRC chat for the #politics channel (ok, I still am from time to time) and it was halloween night, and people were changing their usual nicks, to things like werejack, or Draculars, something close to their nick, but in costume. (Yes, we were total dorks.) And I was using my real name, Dion, because it is gender neutral (I am female) and that is useful on IRC and it is uncommon enough to usually be available. So anyway, I changed my nick to dionosaur as my "costume" and after that it became my goto when "dion" was taken or too short for an account name.

Gosh I feel old and geeky now. :)
2012-12-21 12:02:52 PM  
1 vote:
Where I'm from + Outkast= ATLien
2012-12-21 11:28:24 AM  
1 vote:
God recommended it.
2012-12-21 10:51:16 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 10:47:32 AM  
1 vote:
can type it one-handed

(also was lazy and just started creating everything with the same id the U gave me)
2012-12-21 10:45:01 AM  
1 vote:
Spoof of old school (and apparently banned) Farker SLAYERSWINE.
2012-12-21 10:40:17 AM  
1 vote:
When I worked at a pizza chain with my friends we got a new manager that transferred in from another store. Now, I'm fine with however you think or want to live your life until it starts to infringe on the rights of others.
The first thing out of this guys mouth when he sees my friend and I next to each other is "You guys one of them queers? I can't stand them queers!"
My friend an I were kinda taken back from this just straight up claim so we decided to F with this guy a bit.
Since we were delivery guys, our deliveries were 'shouted' to us when they where ready. So, my friend shouts to me from the front of the store allllll the way to the back "Stevie Cheeks, your runs are ready Sweetie!" in the most stereotypical gay voice.
So, I come up, skipping and over doing the 'gay' thing and said "Thanks baby!" Kissed my hand and put it to his forehead and left the store with my delivery.

My friend said that shock and horror on the new mgrs face was priceless.

He put in for a transfer and left the NEXT day for another store. Never heard from the manager guy again.
2012-12-21 10:37:17 AM  
1 vote:
Bender is because that is what I do, bending tubes has been my career for 18 years. Not really a Futurama reference.
16v is from some of my old VWs that had their 16 valve, four cylinder engine.
2012-12-21 10:35:44 AM  
1 vote:
Mine is a type of Marijuanna
2012-12-21 10:30:12 AM  
1 vote:
There was a discussion on Volkswagons at the time. The commericials at the time were kinda kool. I remembered the German word for fun driving "farfegnugen" and I combined the new found love for journalism and the word, then everyone would know how cool I am. When I sign up there is a waiting period, what the fark. So I waited until I got Total Fark and now everyone knows.

Cool story: BRO, SIS, transformer
2012-12-21 10:27:01 AM  
1 vote:
Started using "Christianfreak" way back in the days of Tripod and Geocities. It was my alias on ICQ and I had a hotmail account with it as well. Just a play on "Jesusfreak".

In college I got my first account on a linux box and "Christianfreak" was too long so I shortened it to "cfreak" which has been my name pretty much ever since on various forums. It works too as I don't particularly wish to be associated so much with what Christianity has become (I just didn't know that 15 years ago)

I'm cferak on Twitter though because I can't type and and I thought was funny so I kept it.
2012-12-21 10:26:42 AM  
1 vote:
From my website for lantawa:

LANTAWA  "The World's Most Beautiful Word"

Lantawa, phonetically, is a word of beauty.

The word "lantawa" is a word from the Indonesian islands.  Loosely translated, it means "a window"; "to look" or "to see."  I propose that, for 2012, "lantawa" should be adopted into common usage in the English language as a synonym for wise insight, foresight, and keen vision regarding temporal and spiritual matters.

I understand that my love for "lantawa" is somewhat obsessive.  I discovered the word in the early 1970s, by accident, while constructing works of poetry.  This word has a draw for me that is irrational but extremely intuitively precise.  It calls to me, bringing images and visions of natural wisdom, especially in relation to water and the Atlantic Ocean.  Though it originates out of the Philippine Island dialects, its appeal, I believe, is universal in all languages.

Work to bring "lantawa" to full recognition among all people of the world.  This beautiful word is a refined tool in helping to declare our clear minds and honest human traits and designs. Truth, Lantawa.
2012-12-21 10:14:40 AM  
1 vote:
Back in the AOL days, I owned a car, and I named it "The Ride." I was very proud of this fact. The username stuck, as I'm a big fan of self-deprecating humor.

Most people seem to interpret it as "own your life" or "take responsibility for your experience," both of which reflect my general attitude towards things, so that works too.
2012-12-21 10:12:53 AM  
1 vote:
When my twins were born, my boss said, "Hey, congrats, double Dad." Not too much else to it.
2012-12-21 09:47:30 AM  
1 vote:
It makes you uncomfortable.
2012-12-21 09:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
circle of life and all that... things die, go into the ground, get eaten by worms... I'm just a worm, version 2.0
2012-12-21 09:21:13 AM  
1 vote:
Graduated in 1998 from Providence College with a degree in history.  And I like the romanticized image of rebellion, not the icky flamewar-starting side.  Didn't want to use my old IM handles, so that's what I came up with.  (It was also after my first trip to Gettysburg & the Museum of the Confederacy when I made my profile, so....)
2012-12-21 09:18:34 AM  
1 vote:
I'm Expolaris.


"Ex" in it's prepositional form means out of, from or as from a specified place or source.


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Basically i'm a strange alien on this world who came from a far place in space.
2012-12-21 09:11:21 AM  
1 vote:
Mine is one that I've used for a very long time - since the mid-90s perhaps. Reality Asylum is the title of a song by the English punk bank Crass. The impetus for originally choosing the name goes back to a time when I was a much more angry, cynical young man. The lyrics have a certain shock value that is sure to offend many people, and at the time this is what I was attempting to represent.

A lot has changed for me over the past 15 -20 years, and the screen name eventually became a default option when registering an account somewhere. These days, Reality Asylum has become more relevant to me as a user name and I sometimes forget what it was originally meant to represent in my own mind. It is also a user name that is almost always available...

Not really sure if this is interesting to anyone but myself, but there it is.

2012-12-21 09:07:48 AM  
1 vote:
It was the most juvenile thing that I could come up with.
2012-12-21 09:06:46 AM  
1 vote:
One of the funniest posters on Fark when I came on was Anti_Freak_Machine. He was (and is) hilarious, and I thought his name was the coolest thing ever, even though I had no idea what it meant.
2012-12-21 09:03:47 AM  
1 vote:
My wife was reading Atlas Shrugged for some book club and biatching about the fact she had to do it at the same time I finally decided to post something on Fark after lurking for a few years. The title being in my mind combined with the fact I really didn't care what she was talking about merged together.

And no, I've never read it.
2012-12-21 08:53:42 AM  
1 vote:
It 's from the MST3K episode  Zombie Nightmare.
2012-12-21 08:29:03 AM  
1 vote:
There's not a chance anyone reads this. I could post my password and it wouldn't matter. At night I fight crime wearing a tutu.

Jake is my nickname (or was way back then). It's. Just. Jake. Nothing special about it, or me. I'm ... just ... Jake.

it also an old slang term for 'Everything's OK", so it has a fun double meaning.
2012-12-21 08:18:41 AM  
1 vote:
I was really into Neil Young at the time I joined. I tried to get "Powderfinger", but it was taken. I've never seen Powderfinger post, ever.

/I'm still into Neil, of course...he is a freakin' genius
2012-12-21 08:06:21 AM  
1 vote:
My original username made reference to my love of curling but the cool kids here made fun of me.
2012-12-21 07:40:29 AM  
1 vote:
I would prefer not to.
2012-12-21 06:44:30 AM  
1 vote:
I live next door to The Little Prince.
2012-12-21 06:32:17 AM  
1 vote:
I was an avid home brewer back then. I was also damn good at it. I brewed using nothing but grains as opposed to the malt syrups most home brewers used. Thus the name allgrainer. So yes it is drinking related
2012-12-21 06:25:13 AM  
1 vote:
I'm a rock climber. In climbing terminology, being "Z-clipped" is a state in which you can't climb any higher until you go back and fix something you screwed up. I'm finally finishing the BS in Physics that I started 15 years ago, so I can do something more meaningful with my life than running restaurants.
2012-12-21 06:13:23 AM  
1 vote:
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I was on an Iron Maiden kick when I finally decided to sign up after lurking for years.
2012-12-21 05:31:11 AM  
1 vote:

rhcmom: My kids' initials and "mom". Pretty deep huh.

Of course, I have another kid now, so it's not accurate.

What does that say about you as a parent?
2012-12-21 05:21:17 AM  
1 vote:
Its my real name
2012-12-21 05:14:11 AM  
1 vote:
In memory of a deceased friend. Used to say, "" sarcastically; he was not a surfer dude, but liked to make fun of them. He passed away shortly before I got a Fark account and he was on my mind then. Still is; he was a good friend. More like a brother, which is what makes it appropriate. My password is a nickname he had for me. If you figure it out you can hack my account. Good luck.
2012-12-21 04:41:19 AM  
1 vote:
Originally granted to me in elementary school for talking complete rubbish, uttertosh made it's return as my nickname when I decided to make my Boobies and Weiners here. I had lurked for ages, and had made the account to totally *OH SNAAAAP* someone, only to find out that, rather smartly, Fark didn't allow same-day account creation/Boobies. I had a sad.

My sad was quickly overcome by the joy that an EPIC Photoshop thread circa 2005 could be. I was instantly hooked on mangling images at nobodies behest, save my own. ERHMERGHERD FERTERSHERP!

As I tell marginally better lies than Dering Fertersherp (both painfully terrible), so I felt no need to have a separate account for that.

I also like to reverse troll. As in trolloing trolls. My favourite troll to be trolling was trolling Creationist,good ole uncle Steve (B). Now it is The (Pseudo-cheese-eating-surrender-monkey) Troll. And anyone with an account less than 6 months old who cries DERP, ITG, etc, when corrected by someone who has been here a decade.

Good times. Good times.
2012-12-21 04:11:35 AM  
1 vote:
I'm ChopperCharles everywhere on the Internet :)

My name is Charles, and I built a Chopper in the past... which started me down the road of custom bike building and restoration. None of that OCC assemble-and-sell crap though. I just make my own bikes, I make rideable art. I don't really sell them either, they're just for me. Now I run several motorcycle forums and have been restoring bikes and building custom machines for nearly a decade now. (And I'm only 34...)

2012-12-21 03:45:33 AM  
1 vote:
How did you pick your Fark user name?
Does it have special significance? Tell us your CSB

What a CSB might look like:

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2012-12-21 03:44:05 AM  
1 vote:
when i made my fark handle in 2001, it was just after i came to the need of having a more presentable user name. my name on was sir_smelly_fart, or ssf. then i just added into it the letters of my cat's name, Leo, and there we are.
2012-12-21 03:43:20 AM  
1 vote:
I work in technology, my name is Mars and I'm not very creative.
2012-12-21 03:40:44 AM  
1 vote:

albatros183: Is anybody else listening to billy Joel right now or is it just me?

That might just be you.
2012-12-21 03:23:15 AM  
1 vote:

Sparky the Fire Dog: Concern appreciated. I'm fairly new though - that's really the reason I don't have a dress uniform yet. I'll get one next time they have a few people to order for. They really do treat me about like they would a smallish guy - like giving me the heaviest thing they can find to carry (testing my strength) - but other than that I'm the same as anyone.

I'm working on becoming an EMT too! Should be certified in March.

In that case congrats, and good luck with the EMT tests. (They were easier than I expected, but that was a while ago in NY.)

If fundraising is an issue, consider that (1) this is fark (2) you're female (3) you're a firefighter, which is quite badass, and (4) the FarkUs tab seems like a good spot to try to ask for help with fundraising, especially if 1 and 2 apply.
2012-12-21 03:11:56 AM  
1 vote:
Uhhhh... Congrats on the functional gear, but maybe you might want to see if you can get a dress uniform as well. I've never been a firefighter, but I was an EMT, and I'd just think you'd want all your members to be able to dress up for formal events without needing to be a mascot.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems weird if someone who is willing to risk their life to save mine can't dress up with the rest of the guys if they save my ass.

Concern appreciated. I'm fairly new though - that's really the reason I don't have a dress uniform yet. I'll get one next time they have a few people to order for. They really do treat me about like they would a smallish guy - like giving me the heaviest thing they can find to carry (testing my strength) - but other than that I'm the same as anyone.

I'm working on becoming an EMT too! Should be certified in March.
2012-12-21 03:10:19 AM  
1 vote:
The Great Janitor...

In high school I would write a shiat ton of stories and exchange them with a friend of mine. In one story I had him being chased by The Great Janitor Yggdrasil. Then I started to get notes in my locker from someone named The Ghost of Christmas 1947, in my friend's hand writing, so I would reply back with letters from The Great Janitor Yggdrasil. This was in the 10th grade. This continued throughout the rest of high school with the letter exchange taking on a weird story line of their own. At one point he was Grand Governor General High Lord Almighty Great Janitor Yggdrasil esquire. After high school we'd see each other and the first thing we'd say to each other was "A friend stopped by..." and exchange letters. Our senior year of high school others got in on it. There was the Shadow of Past Present and Future; sentient peanut butter (I don't remember his name, just what he was); Tina, High Ruler of the Tropics of Pleasure; The Evil Butterfly Collector, Fish Head Volume Guessing Man, and another who's name I don't remember, just that he was a dildo. And of course, as everything continued, the characters were all evolving. Great Janitor eventually got a girlfriend named Hannah the Universal Cheerleader.

After High School, things continued and continued. Eventually I put everything into a story centered around The Great Janitor and his rivals TGOC-1947 and the Shadow and titled the story "Oh My Janitor!" (I got the title idea from an anime video cover box titled 'Oh My Goddess!' at the video store. This was 1998). It started out as a three part story and blossomed into a weekly story that was being passed around at my old high school and a couple apartment complexes. It was awesome to be at the mall and over hear someone shout "Oh my janitor!". Sadly, that only happened once, but I it was still awesome. Hannah eventually became Hannah the Head Cheerleader of the Universe and ended it once the story collection reached a thousand pages. Shared it for a few more years. Amazed at how being a series of multi-part stories it actually has an over all story arc and what happens in one story has consequences that follows into the following stories. I still have the book all these years later. My wife hasn't read any of them yet. Someday I may let her. It's really hard to be 34 years old, pick up stuff you wrote at 19 and not want to face palm as you read it, even though when you wrote it, 30 and 40 year olds read it, enjoyed it and said "Get this published!" I may rewrite it some day.
2012-12-21 03:02:25 AM  
1 vote:
13 years ago - that's half my life, oh god - I signed up for Fark around the same time I started my first email account, sneaking around behind my mom's back. My username is the creation of a nervous, sad 12 year old girl who really wanted to be COOL. It's by complete chance that I logged on here tonight. I am shocked that my password still works. Apparently Flux is still around? Totally had a secret tween internet crush on that guy.
2012-12-21 03:02:19 AM  
1 vote:
Feminized version of the Trystero from The Crying of Lot 49. Since that fictional organization is all about secret underground communications, it seemed like a good handle for various online malarkey.
2012-12-21 02:31:03 AM  
1 vote:

Thrag: It came from this far side, but evidently I didn't recall the spelling of the name correctly when I started using it.

The interesting bit about that cartoon, is that until that point the spikes had no specific name, and the 'thagomizer' name stuck:
2012-12-21 02:23:00 AM  
1 vote:
Character from The Satyricon, which I was reading at the time and still adore, as I do fark.
2012-12-21 02:15:04 AM  
1 vote:

impaler: cochlear: serious musician. As in...concert pianist. Degrees, competition wins, (small circuit) touring performance group. Then boom: lost my hearing. Fast forward a couple decades, during which my world shrank and contracted to nearly nothing. Then- I received the miracle of a lifetime: a cochlear implant that worked so well my "fake" hearing tested at normal levels. And I'm baaaaack.

A very rare true CSB!


Thanks. I did forget to add CSB. Uchiha, yes, it was horrifying. Mostly extremely depressing. I still struggle with the residual depression. But happy to be back. Losing hearing at 2 would actually be a lot easier. You don't really understand what you lost, so your reality is different.
2012-12-21 02:04:47 AM  
1 vote:
I was always told to bring an umbrella to school when it was raining out. The rain never really bothered me, so I always questioned why I had to bring one. But mom and dad told me I had to anyway.

In high school I was able to make my own decisions (or maybe it was Jr. High), and I started defying my parents by refusing to bring an umbrella. Typical teenage rebellious shiat. Of course that's just minor compared to the other stuff I did in my teenage years.

One day I fixed my hair and applied hair spray and then ran like hell to school, or else I was going to be late. Except the hairspray was still wet and it was pouring out. When I got to my home room, my hair looked really swept to one side (and not in a good way), and my best friend told me I looked like I just got kissed by the weather.

Since then, I still haven't given a crap about whether or not it's raining. I'll wear a windbreaker or something, but I don't own any umbrellas since it's just water. So wherever I go, if it's raining out, I just let my hair dry out naturally. And people think I'm weird because I don't use an umbrella, and I get asked about it often enough, I just respond I like being kissed by the weather.

And since all the other aliases I've wanted to use online end up being taken, Weatherkiss is usually absent.

2012-12-21 01:59:04 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-21 01:56:24 AM  
1 vote:
I'm a 65 million year old fish.
2012-12-21 01:49:57 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-21 01:46:32 AM  
1 vote:
Came from the use of a few nicknames, my husband calls me "Smurfette" when he makes fun of my height, and my mum always called me her "Little Viking" as a kid because I used to love to wander about and discover new things, and because of my coloring; I used to have white-blonde hair, a perpetual tan from being out all the time, and bright blue eyes.
2012-12-21 01:39:24 AM  
1 vote:
favorite type of beer + full metal alchemist.
2012-12-21 01:13:51 AM  
1 vote:
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I played a LOT Of werewolf/mage/vampire.
2012-12-21 12:34:39 AM  
1 vote:
It's kind of what I did in grad school and still do now for a living on occasion.  I think it's pretty awesome, seeing as how it's not a misspelling. Lasers are involved, need I say more?

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2012-12-21 12:34:28 AM  
1 vote:
"Make up an origin story for another persons login"

Now that is a green thread.
2012-12-21 12:27:43 AM  
1 vote:
I wanted people to know dogs rule, cats drool.
2012-12-21 12:12:30 AM  
1 vote:
"Can you imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be farking  chaos."- Mitch Hedberg
2012-12-21 12:10:23 AM  
1 vote:

atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.

In my head, I refer to you as atlatlfarkette.
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2012-12-21 12:09:05 AM  
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Uncreatively, Tziva is my real life nickname and my handle just about everywhere.
2012-12-21 12:05:15 AM  
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I earned it in prison.
2012-12-21 12:04:11 AM  
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it's what my real life friends call me. And yes... alcohol was involved for many steps of the evolution of the name.

Started out between periods in the "smoking section" at a Devils playoff game in 2001 and a random dude said about me "Hey...It's that crazy half naked man"... and over the course of that series and the rest of the playoffs, everytime he saw me he changed it a bit until it became "hng".

HE ended up naming his hockey team after me... and had me design a jersey that inlcuded my likeness, and then when he got married, the invite and my table assignment was "hng".
2012-12-20 11:59:26 PM  
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I work for government. A friend thought it would be funny if I wrote blog posts when I had been drinking, expressing all my pent up anger. I ported that resulting name over to Fark.

2012-12-20 11:57:53 PM  
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Nickname for our dog, Dallas.
2012-12-20 11:56:02 PM  
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i dont even remember getting here.

im sure i didnt want numbers after my name so i kind of wonder what i would have been if that hadnt been an issue.


2012-12-20 11:54:15 PM  
1 vote:
nickname and favorite number
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