impaler: Some people think my name is a reference to Vlad or some sort of kinky sex thing. Really it was just the name I was using in Action Quake at the time I signed up for fark.
demaL-demaL-yeH: had98c: First three letters of my last name and my MOS from when I was in the Army.Why would you admit that?/Paging dittybopper.
JerkyMeat: I wanted "Jerky", had to settle for Jerkymeat.
Morning Coffee: I drink coffee. In the morning.
Porous Horace: I made it up. It's alliterative. I suppose 'Porous Horace' could be a medieval knight, known for, say, holes in his armour, or a propensity for getting lanced.
ox45tallboy: One of the most awesome and underrated movies of the 90's.[i19.tinypic.com image 236x409]It's only good in the tall can.I couldn't get the umlauts to work on the "O", so I just said fark it and left them off./shut up Tack, you cack!
glwtta: Means 'language' in archaic Greek (the 'w' is an omega, so it's pronounced as an 'o').It was the first random word I could think of at the time.
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: "Can you imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be farking chaos."- Mitch Hedberg
Porous Horace: Now I remember:They're homonyms with radically different spelling.That's the big reason.Made it up before joining fark.
MBK: MBK was my old AOL name. Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot". Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).
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