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2012-12-21 01:33:54 AM  
Is being Russian for "mirror". Needed something, I guess it's profound as I am presenting a reflection of myself.
2012-12-21 01:34:17 AM  

Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr

Clicking around on different parts of the site I also saw the Mayan calendar.
2012-12-21 01:34:55 AM  
My nickname from back in the green days was The Prybar, I was good at, well lets say finding out stuff and getting into locked storerooms among other places, also I was the only one that could use a Remington 870 to open a locked door during urban combat training without blowing my fingers off, when I had a friend make me a stencil as a joke he misspelled it, I liked it so I kept the misspelling and the rest is (non) history
2012-12-21 01:35:23 AM  

One Bad Apple: A play on my IRL name

Obama right?
2012-12-21 01:35:53 AM  
I...needed a name?
2012-12-21 01:35:54 AM  
I wrestled in high school in the 80's. We all laughed at and loved WWF. One match i got a few penalty points for slamming a guy and my buddies on the team started singing Hillbilly Jim's WWF theme song. Don't go messin with a country boy. My name is Jim, i'm in the country so it kinda stuck.
2012-12-21 01:36:00 AM  
Massivecock was taken...
2012-12-21 01:36:17 AM  

Mudwhistle62: Do you see all the farks I give?

i suppose we should mark our calendars
2012-12-21 01:36:26 AM  
Anagram of my names:
2012-12-21 01:36:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr

Clicking around on different parts of the site I also saw the Mayan calendar.

2012-12-21 01:36:44 AM  
Favourite colour, and favourite clan.
2012-12-21 01:36:56 AM  
what I called malted milk balls when i was a wee lad.
/kids say the darndest things
//i still do
2012-12-21 01:37:44 AM  
Because my name isn't Dave. And I'm not in Arizona.
2012-12-21 01:38:04 AM  
2012-12-21 01:38:35 AM  
Many years ago, like almost 40, I really had decided that this place just wasnt right.Nothing made sense.
I was trapped inside so obiously the wrong body, and it seemed that i was also on the wrong planet, as there was no way that these kinds of beings who seem to pass for intelligent upright apes, could in any way be part of my genetic makeup. What with the killings and rapes and overall dickishness that seems to pervade most of the planet.Not to mention the crapping on ones own plate by polluting the only place to live in this general area of space, and making money while doing so.
I still hope that the daydream I had about not really being here when i was five is true, because for the life of me I have no idea why I got sent to hell.
In a nutshell, I have always been alienated.
Was there alcohol ? There might have been when I created an alt name, as I was thinking of an SNL character after Phil Hartman died, but I lost the password and Drew retired it.
2012-12-21 01:39:00 AM  
It's my alma mater's mascot, plus the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.
2012-12-21 01:39:18 AM  
I'm a Gators fan.  The 'fyre' part of it came from the first half of an old online friend's username.
2012-12-21 01:39:24 AM  
favorite type of beer + full metal alchemist.
2012-12-21 01:39:46 AM  
The Croatian word for short is "patuljak". I'm a girl, so I switched the last two letters to (incorrectly) feminize the word.
2012-12-21 01:39:47 AM  
For some reason I was obsessed with the word "billabong" when I was a wee lad, so I always entered that as my username whenever I was registering for a new account anywhere.

/brool story, co
2012-12-21 01:40:03 AM  
My high school carries Goslings as their nickname.

That, in turn, comes from my hometown's legacy of fattening up geese for foie gras. Families all over town would get up at all hours to stuff their big grain noodles down the goose's throat. And let me tell you, that goose would have to be noodled every couple hours. The dad, the mom, the kids, they'd all have to take turns whipping out their noodles and handle that insatiable goose again, and again, and again, day after day, until they've noodled so much the goose can't stand up anymore.

That's when you break out the machines for some extra special noodling.

And then they'd send the product of their noodling out east, where customers would line up around the block and pay very high prices to get goosed. They'd beg for a little taste and their minds would get blown, they got goosed so hard.
2012-12-21 01:40:07 AM  
I don't know....
And it bugs me.
2012-12-21 01:40:23 AM  
Zeke + Steve McQueen

2012-12-21 01:40:25 AM  
Was there alcohol involved? Guess what I'm drinking right now to celebrate the apocalypse?
/Free drink to any farker with a lower account #
2012-12-21 01:40:49 AM  
Unfortunately it's our family name.
2012-12-21 01:41:09 AM  

2012-12-21 01:41:12 AM  

Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr
2012-12-21 01:41:12 AM  
Because I got tired of Ladies and Gentlemen the Great John Nash
2012-12-21 01:41:28 AM  
I heard that it was Justin Bieber's favorite car or something.
2012-12-21 01:41:37 AM

The Duke may also suffer from fista-phobia.
2012-12-21 01:41:44 AM  
I consider myself legally retarded. Even though I haven't applied for a pass/sticker/get out of jail free sticker. I am full of derp. I embrace said derp. Ask all those dicktits who block me... o.. wait.
2012-12-21 01:41:56 AM  
I was flat broke and gigging for tips.
2012-12-21 01:42:00 AM  
And now, the end is near, and I face the final curtain
2012-12-21 01:42:40 AM  
I used to be really into The Beatles when I was 14, two of my favorite songs were and still are I am The Walrus and Glass Onion, thus WalrusOnion.
2012-12-21 01:43:07 AM  
It's my name
plus my (now dormant) website
( M.R. are my first and middle initials)
2012-12-21 01:43:36 AM  
2012-12-21 01:43:40 AM  
One of my favorite wrestlers growing up as a kid in the 80s was the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. I knew he was a "bad guy" and I was supposed to hate him, but I thought it was so cool that he was rich enough to create his own title belt and have a servant he could boss around. And the Million Dollar Dream is a badass finishing hold. I started calling myself "The Hundred Dollar Man" in college as a spoof of my constant state of financial peril.

/Everyone's got a price.
2012-12-21 01:43:46 AM  
Great MBV EP
2012-12-21 01:44:17 AM  
Ed Willy was the name a a fictional character in a short story I wrote once. He was a crotchedy old blue collar factory worker.
2012-12-21 01:44:26 AM  
He said, "Four hundred ninenty-seven and a half feet of rope? Whadda ya got that for?"
I said, "Heh heh, I just carry it."
2012-12-21 01:44:47 AM  
People always said I was like a human encyclopedia
2012-12-21 01:44:47 AM  

geoduck42: It's my alma mater's mascot, plus the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.

I am soooo tempted to post geoduck pics right now...
2012-12-21 01:45:15 AM  
I love dogs, and I especially love how that dog looks in the photo I stole the name from.
2012-12-21 01:45:20 AM  
Heard it in a Banco de Gaia song and used it as my Quake name back in the day. Name kinda stuck
2012-12-21 01:45:42 AM  
whatever drew, I still aint shutting off adblock for you
2012-12-21 01:46:27 AM  
We appear in a certain play, which we highly recommend. By any chance, have you seen the Yellow Sign?

A certain Robert Chambers spoke of us. We find this internet a most suitable labyrinth for habitation.
2012-12-21 01:46:27 AM  
GENDER: Masculine
USAGE: German, Ancient Germanic
Meaning & History
From the Germanic name Audamar, which was derived from the elements od "wealth, fortune" and meri "famous".
2012-12-21 01:46:32 AM  
Came from the use of a few nicknames, my husband calls me "Smurfette" when he makes fun of my height, and my mum always called me her "Little Viking" as a kid because I used to love to wander about and discover new things, and because of my coloring; I used to have white-blonde hair, a perpetual tan from being out all the time, and bright blue eyes.
2012-12-21 01:46:34 AM  
The sickly, lesser known Marx brother.
2012-12-21 01:46:35 AM  
The name Legolas always made me think of Lincoln Logs. Thus, many a year ago in my BBS days, I used the handle Lincoln Legolas. An intoxicant was involved in this brilliant play on words. Nobody got it, but I kept it for years, eventually becoming Lincolnlogolas on AIM, then a Fark username.
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