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2012-12-20 11:54:15 PM  
nickname and favorite number
 
2012-12-20 11:54:47 PM  
My dog + evil.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:03 PM  
A play on my IRL name
 
2012-12-20 11:55:04 PM  
Parents were alcoholic hippy native americans.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:08 PM  
It's my first initial and last name. I use it for everything. I'm not very imaginative or fun.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 11:55:29 PM  
MBK was my old AOL name.  Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot".  Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).
 
2012-12-20 11:56:02 PM  
i dont even remember getting here.

im sure i didnt want numbers after my name so i kind of wonder what i would have been if that hadnt been an issue.

snuggleogre83

snuffyouruffeapagus26
 
2012-12-20 11:56:19 PM  
Mr. Murder is technically an alt.

I used to name all of my fantasy sports teams after Dean Koontz books. Mr. Murder stuck there, and then eventually here as well.
 
2012-12-20 11:57:03 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Parents were alcoholic hippy native americans.


but was wild turkey taken? wild turkey 101?
 
2012-12-20 11:57:51 PM  
Its a reference to a werewolf tribe from white wolf's old world of darkness line. They were the Egyptian death obsessed werewolves who loved to rip vampires to shreds, and disliked the politicking of the "more important" tribes.
 
2012-12-20 11:57:52 PM  

sgt cyanide: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Parents were alcoholic hippy native americans.

but was wild turkey taken? wild turkey 101?


STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS
 
2012-12-20 11:57:53 PM  
Nickname for our dog, Dallas.
 
2012-12-20 11:58:34 PM  
It sort of naturally flowed from my bright and shiny personality.
 
2012-12-20 11:58:52 PM  
I got mine from the Jerky Boys movie.
 
2012-12-20 11:58:59 PM  
Now I am wonder what it would be like if I used a different Dean Koontz book instead.

Dragons Tears - That might have worked.
Intensity - Meh

Tick Tock - Okay, this one would have been awesome.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:13 PM  
sarahstotle didn't occur to me until much later.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:26 PM  
I work for government. A friend thought it would be funny if I wrote blog posts when I had been drinking, expressing all my pent up anger. I ported that resulting name over to Fark.

TA-DA!
 
2012-12-20 11:59:35 PM  
It was given to me by Tom Cruise.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:58 PM  
it involves a blood ritual and a watery tart
 
2012-12-21 12:00:14 AM  
Mine started off when I was headed out to the middle east and I needed a title for my blog - so it was "A Texan in Shaikh Muhhamad's Court"  or Middle East Texan.  A lot of folks think its "I'm a Texan" which lead to lots of knee jerk reactions in the GWB days.  It was kind of trollerific fun, considering I voted for Obama.
 
2012-12-21 12:00:18 AM  
I didn't want anyone to know I'm a girl.

hahahahahahaha, I had no idea how this place works.
 
2012-12-21 12:00:22 AM  
It's the song I was listening to.
 
2012-12-21 12:00:23 AM  
I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.
 
2012-12-21 12:00:25 AM  
I farked up the spelling of Dan Ackroyd's character who sells the terribly unsafe toys. It was going to be that or Leonard Pinth-Garnell. I tried getting the Modmins to change it to Habitual Line Stepper but they ignored me.
 
2012-12-21 12:00:55 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: watery tart


You dated her too?
 
2012-12-21 12:01:21 AM  

atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.


When I noticed that my mind was blown.
 
2012-12-21 12:01:43 AM  

sarahthustra: sarahstotle didn't occur to me until much later.


sarahkierkegaard would have worked too.
 
2012-12-21 12:02:04 AM  
oooh. Green.


This should be fun.
 
2012-12-21 12:02:08 AM  
Green?!  Uh, I mean, it's my alias...from when I was a SPY...on the MOON!

That is more exciting.  But really...yeah.  My dog.
 
2012-12-21 12:02:21 AM  
I've had several different user names for this account:

SquirrelsOfDoom (I have no idea why)

MyNameIsNotMervGriffin (after the song)

You Can't Fix Stupid (after the Ron White sketch)

Sensei Can You See doesn't have any special significance; I'm a martial artist and I like bad puns. It's just about that deep.
 
2012-12-21 12:02:27 AM  
I was home from class tooling around on the Internet and just picked the first stupid boring thing off the top of my head because eh, I was only going to be around for five minutes.
 
2012-12-21 12:02:28 AM  
I killed my father for it.  As is the custom of my people.  As he killed his father before him.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:38 AM  
I was chatting on Facebook.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:40 AM  
I wanted to be just "Bad Apple" but it was taken at the time. Never saw that bastard ever.
 
2012-12-21 12:04:05 AM  
I live in Hawaii, and my boyfriend always used to comment that I get wet like a tsunami.
 
2012-12-21 12:04:08 AM  
My username is a play on the Latin legal term "Lex Talionis" meaning "Law of Retaliation" or "Law of Revenge".

Thus, my username means "King of Retaliation".
 
hng
2012-12-21 12:04:11 AM  
it's what my real life friends call me. And yes... alcohol was involved for many steps of the evolution of the name.

Started out between periods in the "smoking section" at a Devils playoff game in 2001 and a random dude said about me "Hey...It's that crazy half naked man"... and over the course of that series and the rest of the playoffs, everytime he saw me he changed it a bit until it became "hng".

HE ended up naming his hockey team after me... and had me design a jersey that inlcuded my likeness, and then when he got married, the invite and my table assignment was "hng".
 
2012-12-21 12:04:27 AM  

atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.


I am embarrassed how long it took me to realize it was ATL. :(
 
2012-12-21 12:04:32 AM  
I wrote a bunch of words on a poster board and jizzed on it.  Biggest gloops of mess won.
 
2012-12-21 12:04:41 AM  

MBK: MBK was my old AOL name.  Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot".  Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).


Pics or it never happened.
 
2012-12-21 12:04:55 AM  

middleoftheday: I was home from class tooling around on the Internet and just picked the first stupid boring thing off the top of my head because eh, I was only going to be around for five minutes.


I was going to post one comment in one video game related thread one time.  And I like basketball.
 
2012-12-21 12:04:55 AM  
I'm really Adjective Bird Whiskey's less attractive conjoined twin.
 
2012-12-21 12:05:12 AM  
When I was 12 I was playing legos with my cousin, who built this weird ship and start calling it "Space Jockey 1999".  When I got to college and had to find a user id of my very own, I wanted to hearken back to that moment and call myself spacejockey, but there were multiple space jockeys out there, and I wanted my own name.  So I combined it with my major (Aerospace Engineering) and voila, aerojockey.  Pretty sure I'm the only one.
 
2012-12-21 12:05:15 AM  
I earned it in prison.
 
2012-12-21 12:05:24 AM  
Ty Webb's roommate from college in Caddyshack. Kicked out of school for night putting...putting at night, with the 16 year old daughter of the dean.

And a 1 for no particular reason.
 
2012-12-21 12:05:53 AM  
It's my slave name.  When the revolution comes, you will all call me "Alan"
 
2012-12-21 12:05:55 AM  
My friend was in jail for awhile and wrote me a letter a week, each one was addressed to a different Joe.
Joe Hamsterpants
Joey Meatloaf
Joe McFifenpooper

just to name a few.

He also called me a dirty jew a lot.

so I came up with McFifenstein.
 
2012-12-21 12:06:08 AM  
It's my gang name.
 
2012-12-21 12:06:19 AM  
generalDisdain

oi_piss_me_off: watery tart

You dated her too?



everyone dated a version of her and if you didn't....well...go ahead and look in the mirror
 
2012-12-21 12:06:41 AM  
Tormenting geeks is kind of my hobby.
 
2012-12-21 12:06:42 AM  

we'refromthesamestory: atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.

When I noticed that my mind was blown.


In hindsight naming myself after the city I live in at the time was dumb.
 
hng
2012-12-21 12:06:57 AM  

SilentStrider: oooh. Green.


Sonovabiatch
 
2012-12-21 12:07:24 AM  
My name is actually Freemason code.  The first person to solve it wins a prize.  And by prize, I mean we show up at your house and you are never heard from again.
 
2012-12-21 12:07:29 AM  
It's basically the Japanese version of my name. That's it. No CSB here.

In hindsight, I wish I'd used the nickname I use on most other sites on the internet (Interactive Civilian), but oh well. Sure, I could just set up an alt account and transition to that, but I don't feel like going through the trouble.

/CSB
 
2012-12-21 12:07:30 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:07:37 AM  
I am the mayor of Xotox land.
 
2012-12-21 12:08:02 AM  
I really look forward to meeting nameageaddresssocialsecuritynumberwhatcolorisherpoopfarkette
 
2012-12-21 12:08:09 AM  
Well, when my dad set us up an AOL account back in... oh, 1996ish? he asked me to think up a username. I was just starting to be in love with Terry Pratchett books at the time, so I combined  Rincewind with my favorite number 53, which had been given to me by my 5th grade teacher.

Thus,  Rincewind53was born.

/because Rincewind is such a common username, there are actually other Rincewind53s out there.
 
2012-12-21 12:08:21 AM  

atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.


Oh.  I thought it was because you were an atlatl hunter.
 
2012-12-21 12:08:34 AM  

atlfarkette: we'refromthesamestory: atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.

When I noticed that my mind was blown.

In hindsight naming myself after the city I live in at the time was dumb.


For the first few months I was here I thought it was ALTfarkette, and there was some joke in there about how you were an alt.

/And yeah, I made my name to comment on one thing on the main page.
 
2012-12-21 12:09:05 AM  
Uncreatively, Tziva is my real life nickname and my handle just about everywhere.
 
2012-12-21 12:09:08 AM  
Did oi just call me a tart? *giggle*
 
2012-12-21 12:09:13 AM  
I'm of the Kensington Drunk-Bureaucrats.
 
2012-12-21 12:09:13 AM  

iamrex: I didn't want anyone to know I'm a girl.

hahahahahahaha, I had no idea how this place works.


You're a girl?!
 
2012-12-21 12:09:18 AM  
I like beer and I own www.thebeerguys.com (not currently hosted)
 
2012-12-21 12:09:56 AM  

atlfarkette: There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.


*raises hand sheepishly*

^^;;;
 
hng
2012-12-21 12:09:57 AM  

we'refromthesamestory: For the first few months I was here I thought it was ALTfarkette, and there was some joke in there about how you were an alt.


I thought that for several years.
 
2012-12-21 12:10:04 AM  
I had this discussion with some other TF'er this week.

Mine came from my opinion of some people in a thread on the day I signed up.  Of course I didn't know you couldn't post for 24 hours (I'm told it is now 6) after you registered and paid so the feckingmorons I was replying to were long gone by then.
 
2012-12-21 12:10:09 AM  
It's Latin for "He Who Has the Satisfying Penis"
 
2012-12-21 12:10:23 AM  

atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.


In my head, I refer to you as atlatlfarkette.
hogsalt.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 12:10:28 AM  

generalDisdain: atlfarkette: I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.

I am embarrassed how long it took me to realize it was ATL. :(


LOL! Did you just pick up on that tonight?
 
2012-12-21 12:11:02 AM  

hng: we'refromthesamestory: For the first few months I was here I thought it was ALTfarkette, and there was some joke in there about how you were an alt.

I thought that for several years.


I'm glad I'm not alone. I felt like an even bigger tard than I already am.
 
2012-12-21 12:11:03 AM  
When I first got in the navy my last name was rather unpronounceable. I was given the nickname mudwhistle.

A mudwhistle is when you blow air into a hookers ass and press on her stomach. Yay Thailand!

62 is the hull number of my first ship, the USS Chancellorsville.
 
2012-12-21 12:11:20 AM  
It's an anagram for "A Bankcard Nurturer Guy".
 
2012-12-21 12:11:22 AM  

MBK: MBK was my old AOL name.  Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot".  Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).



All the girls in Catholic school wore Kulots (I had no idea how to spell coulotte when I was in 6th grade).
 
2012-12-21 12:11:55 AM  
I don't really know, especially since I'm a girl and I've never killed anything besides the penis.
 
2012-12-21 12:12:25 AM  

atlfarkette: LOL! Did you just pick up on that tonight?


No, really. It took me about a month after I started dorkily bantering at you years ago. I am just still embarrassed.
Eclectic laughed at me hard over that one.
 
2012-12-21 12:12:30 AM  
"Can you imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be farking  chaos."- Mitch Hedberg
 
2012-12-21 12:12:34 AM  
I'm really altfarkette.
 
2012-12-21 12:13:03 AM  
uncreativity

canadianivity

/eh?
 
2012-12-21 12:13:58 AM  
It is in accordance with the prophecy.
 
2012-12-21 12:14:20 AM  
There was an incident (in which I was cleared) involving a butterbar Ensign during a security alert.
 
2012-12-21 12:14:40 AM  
Someone tagged me with this nickname eons ago in an MSN chatroom.
 
2012-12-21 12:14:44 AM  
It's an old family name. It means "meme-killer"
 
2012-12-21 12:14:48 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:14:59 AM  
I lurked TFD years before making an account. Then one day a Fark party was announced. So, I decided to show up and smell the hair of people that I had only known by name. The hostess asked me for my login name. I panicked. Years of hard work making spreadsheets and gathering data would be for naught. Then I looked across the room. There was a person wearing a shirt from The Salty Dog Saloon. So I blurted out, "Salty Dog." Well in her drunken script the "a" looked like an "o." I went home that night and created the account using the spelling on the tag, since it was in so many pictures and I didn't want to raise suspicion.
 
2012-12-21 12:15:05 AM  
Around all those Generation Blah books and articles, decided that I'd appoint myself voice of my own generation.  Narcissism without portfolio.  I wanted a nick that I had not seen anywhere or used anywhere, and there it was.

Worldcom helpfully came up with the same idea mere weeks later to advertise their network, which at the time I was working for a subsidiary of.  Which was kind of weird too.  Should have grabbed that logo, GIS seems to have completely forgotten it.
 
2012-12-21 12:15:15 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's my slave name.  When the revolution comes, you will all call me "Alan"


pajiba.comView Full Size


You're name's Toby! Say it!
 
2012-12-21 12:15:21 AM  
*wiggle eyebrows*
 
2012-12-21 12:16:09 AM  

Solty Dog: I lurked TFD years before making an account. Then one day a Fark party was announced. So, I decided to show up and smell the hair of people that I had only known by name. The hostess asked me for my login name. I panicked. Years of hard work making spreadsheets and gathering data would be for naught. Then I looked across the room. There was a person wearing a shirt from The Salty Dog Saloon. So I blurted out, "Salty Dog." Well in her drunken script the "a" looked like an "o." I went home that night and created the account using the spelling on the tag, since it was in so many pictures and I didn't want to raise suspicion.


You could have just put "lurker" on the tag.
 
2012-12-21 12:16:13 AM  

Beerguy: I like beer and I own www.thebeerguys.com (not currently hosted)


I like beer, too! thebeefan.com
 
2012-12-21 12:16:41 AM  

Canuck Eh: uncreativity

canadianivity

/eh?


someone asked me if I was a "Canuck eh?" today.
I'm just a yooper.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:24 AM  
As made obvious by my profile, I'm a Dark Shadows fan. The character, Bathia Mapes appeared in exactly 3 episodes during the 1795-1796 timeline.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:25 AM  

murphy_31: Beerguy: I like beer and I own www.thebeerguys.com (not currently hosted)

I like beer, too! thebeefan.com


Christ...thebeerfan.com
 
2012-12-21 12:17:57 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS


why?
 
2012-12-21 12:17:59 AM  

McFifenstein: I'm just a yooper.


Sweet jeebus, I hope you're being treated for that.
 
2012-12-21 12:18:17 AM  

murphy_31: murphy_31: Beerguy: I like beer and I own www.thebeerguys.com (not currently hosted)

I like beer, too! thebeefan.com

Christ...thebeerfan.com


I figured it was a typo....
 
2012-12-21 12:18:34 AM  
Dyslexia in the house! :)

/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.
 
2012-12-21 12:19:25 AM  
For the record I think "Explain your Fark name" threads are the lowest form of green light desperation
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-12-21 12:19:58 AM  

atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)

/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.


I always thought it was atl farkette.

Mostly because I think when I first joined TF and started joining TFD threads, you said something like "i was nycfarkette, now I'm atlfarkette" and I have massive amounts of hip hop cred, so I knew atl = HOTLANTA.
 
2012-12-21 12:20:12 AM  
This is a user name I used on another website, and didn't feel like thinking of a new one when I registered here 4 1/2 years ago.  It has no meaning, it represents nothing, and isn't particularly clever, since I later discovered there's a Churchy LaFemme here.....which I didn't know at the time, or else I would have thought of something else.
 
2012-12-21 12:20:28 AM  

atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)


Dyslexics of the world UNTIE
 
2012-12-21 12:20:33 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: everyone dated a version of her and if you didn't....well...go ahead and look in the mirror


i dont get it- why do i have to look in the mirror. its just me
 
2012-12-21 12:21:17 AM  

gunsmack: McFifenstein: I'm just a yooper.

Sweet jeebus, I hope you're being treated for that.


Have you ever missed a pile of mining slag?
I have.
Have you ever wondered why people laugh whenever you say road or calendar?
I do.
Can you cure hypothermia with black berry brandy?
F*ck if I know, but I keep trying!
 
2012-12-21 12:21:55 AM  
I was called 'Spidey' all through middle and high school because a (really huge) spider crawled onto me and I had a full, serious, completely humiliating panic attack in front of everyone at a fifth-grade school assembly.

Then, in college, I joined the campus radio station and our programming director was also a big Steely Dan enthusiast. Just enough kids from my old hometown (four,) had come to the same school, and one of them called me Spidey a couple of times in our director's hearing. He assumed (not illogically,) that it was short for 'SpiderQueenDemon' and started marking my schedules 'SQD' or 'Spidey' (everyone went by nicknames there,) and I just sort of went with it because it sounded cooler than I had ever been.

It did even make a vague sort of sense, if you interpreted the song 'Two Against Nature' to be about a pair of dorm RAs dealing with wacky hijinks at something of a party school, though I never did throw a wicker wing chair across the lobby. And I stopped minding being called 'Spidey' provided it was assumed to be short for something cooler, which is good because I don't expect to ever live that one down. The one teacher mistook the panic attack for a seizure and jabbed my butt with an EpiPen and...yeah, definitely in my top five worst memories.

So basically picking that user name was me trying to be the coolest possible version of myself and make peace with the awkward little kid I had been. And it sort of works.
 
2012-12-21 12:22:08 AM  

we'refromthesamestory: You could have just put "lurker" on the tag.


There was another lurker there. I recognized him because he wasn't in my spreadsheet. I threw the olives from someones martini at him all night.
 
2012-12-21 12:22:41 AM  
Wow, greening a three-to-four time a week thread, soon the cafe/crew/whatever threads will be greened.

Anyhow, as I said on Wednesday and countless times before: I'm a communist and Taoist. (And I love toast for those of you who read it that way)
 
2012-12-21 12:22:59 AM  

Mr. Murder: Tick Tock - Okay, this one would have been awesome.


Appropriate, since that was an awesome book.

Mine is German for "devil monkey"...which I decided was a good name to use online back in the late '90s. Don't ask me why I thought that, 'cause I sure as hell don't remember.
 
2012-12-21 12:23:09 AM  
I was on a date with a girl and we ordered sushi at a restaurant that no longer exists.  It was the worst sushi I've ever encountered and one of us said something along the lines of "well, it's sorta sushi".

A few days later I needed a user name at salon.com's tabletlalk and in a gin-fueled haze, came up with sortasushi.

that was 1998.  after a few years, people started calling me soosh.  so I went to that.
 
2012-12-21 12:23:20 AM  
sgt cyanide

oi_piss_me_off: everyone dated a version of her and if you didn't....well...go ahead and look in the mirror

i dont get it- why do i have to look in the mirror. its just me



there, there...it'll be ok Sarge.
 
2012-12-21 12:23:25 AM  
I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.
 
2012-12-21 12:24:00 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: *wiggle eyebrows*


no.
 
2012-12-21 12:24:21 AM  
f*cking redesign...
 
2012-12-21 12:24:32 AM  

CommieTaoist: Wow, greening a three-to-four time a week thread, soon the cafe/crew/whatever threads will be greened.

Anyhow, as I said on Wednesday and countless times before: I'm a communist and Taoist. (And I love toast for those of you who read it that way)


Who doesn't love toast?
 
2012-12-21 12:24:50 AM  

McFifenstein: With love, of course.


F*ck that.
 
2012-12-21 12:25:18 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:25:42 AM  
Change her goddamn name with disdain, spite, indignation and raw hatred for f*ck's sake.

because Mids said so!
 
2012-12-21 12:26:55 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: there, there...it'll be ok Sarge.


can i stop looking in the mirror yet? i'm fighting the urge to get tweezers out
 
2012-12-21 12:27:10 AM  
Sitting in class one day, talking about materials and we talked about base metal alloys.  A light bulb went off and many years later, I put that handle to use.  Plucked it right from the awesome blossom.
 
2012-12-21 12:27:43 AM  
I wanted people to know dogs rule, cats drool.
 
2012-12-21 12:27:43 AM  

CommieTaoist: Wow, greening a three-to-four time a week thread, soon the cafe/crew/whatever threads will be greened.

Anyhow, as I said on Wednesday and countless times before: I'm a communist and Taoist. (And I love toast for those of you who read it that way)


Nah next it will be parody threads.

"I turned down a drink from a 50 year old tonight, I missed my change didn't I?"
 
2012-12-21 12:28:04 AM  

gunsmack: There was an incident (in which I was cleared) involving a butterbar Ensign during a security alert.


Lolbootcamps. They are the best aren't they? You were a gun monkey too right? I have you farkied as such.
 
2012-12-21 12:28:18 AM  

feckingmorons: CommieTaoist: Wow, greening a three-to-four time a week thread, soon the cafe/crew/whatever threads will be greened.

Anyhow, as I said on Wednesday and countless times before: I'm a communist and Taoist. (And I love toast for those of you who read it that way)

Who doesn't love toast?


I'm actually not a fan.
 
2012-12-21 12:28:48 AM  

MBK: atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)

/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.

I always thought it was atl farkette.

Mostly because I think when I first joined TF and started joining TFD threads, you said something like "i was nycfarkette, now I'm atlfarkette" and I have massive amounts of hip hop cred, so I knew atl = HOTLANTA.


Dear lord I have no hip hop cred also no one says Hotlanta. I have three friends that are black and they would laugh their asses off at your post. I am straight up white girl.
 
hng
2012-12-21 12:29:33 AM  

McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.


When I was back there in liter land, there was a yooper there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
You cannot petition the admins with broken html tags
 
2012-12-21 12:29:44 AM  

soosh: feckingmorons: CommieTaoist: Wow, greening a three-to-four time a week thread, soon the cafe/crew/whatever threads will be greened.

Anyhow, as I said on Wednesday and countless times before: I'm a communist and Taoist. (And I love toast for those of you who read it that way)

Who doesn't love toast?

I'm actually not a fan.


And all this time I thought you were a cool guy, now I find out you're a weirdo :(
 
2012-12-21 12:29:56 AM  

atlfarkette: MBK: atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)

/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.

I always thought it was atl farkette.

Mostly because I think when I first joined TF and started joining TFD threads, you said something like "i was nycfarkette, now I'm atlfarkette" and I have massive amounts of hip hop cred, so I knew atl = HOTLANTA.

Dear lord I have no hip hop cred also no one says Hotlanta. I have three friends that are black and they would laugh their asses off at your post. I am straight up white girl.


HOTLANTA UP IN DIS HIZZY YO!!!
 
2012-12-21 12:30:01 AM  
I'm just an average American guy.
 
2012-12-21 12:30:21 AM  

atlfarkette: MBK: atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)

/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.

I always thought it was atl farkette.

Mostly because I think when I first joined TF and started joining TFD threads, you said something like "i was nycfarkette, now I'm atlfarkette" and I have massive amounts of hip hop cred, so I knew atl = HOTLANTA.

Dear lord I have no hip hop cred also no one says Hotlanta. I have three friends that are black and they would laugh their asses off at your post. I am straight up white girl.


I have never thought your name was alt farkette.

I do think that one guy is Librarian Noel Rose, though.
 
2012-12-21 12:30:46 AM  
UsikFark

oi_piss_me_off: *wiggle eyebrows*

no.


>:(


sgt cyanide

can i stop looking in the mirror yet? i'm fighting the urge to get tweezers out


riiiiiight about.....now! ok
 
2012-12-21 12:31:30 AM  

Tziva: soosh: feckingmorons: CommieTaoist: Wow, greening a three-to-four time a week thread, soon the cafe/crew/whatever threads will be greened.

Anyhow, as I said on Wednesday and countless times before: I'm a communist and Taoist. (And I love toast for those of you who read it that way)

Who doesn't love toast?

I'm actually not a fan.

And all this time I thought you were a cool guy, now I find out you're a weirdo :(


I like a toasted sandwich, but just toast on its own?  not a huge fan.    I'd rather have a bagel or crispbread.
 
2012-12-21 12:31:58 AM  

hng: McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.

When I was back there in liter land, there was a yooper there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
You cannot petition the admins with broken html tags


you are referencing something that I do not understand.
do not understand.
do not understand.
referencing something that I do not understand.
 
2012-12-21 12:32:42 AM  

CommieTaoist: Wow, greening a three-to-four time a week thread, soon the cafe/crew/whatever threads will be greened.


There are worse frequent TF threads that go green. This one ain't so bad. Trust me.
 
2012-12-21 12:33:14 AM  
Band name :)
 
hng
2012-12-21 12:33:29 AM  

McFifenstein: hng: McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.

When I was back there in liter land, there was a yooper there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
You cannot petition the admins with broken html tags

you are referencing something that I do not understand.
do not understand.
do not understand.
referencing something that I do not understand.


Link
 
2012-12-21 12:34:05 AM  
It was ironic.  Yeah, it refers to my location, but wench?  I don't even like Renaissance Fairs and I am hardly a young woman.  I need to change it, but I am terrible at names.
 
2012-12-21 12:34:28 AM  
"Make up an origin story for another persons login"

Now that is a green thread.
 
2012-12-21 12:34:39 AM  
It's kind of what I did in grad school and still do now for a living on occasion.  I think it's pretty awesome, seeing as how it's not a misspelling. Lasers are involved, need I say more?

i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 12:35:16 AM  
High Roller was my CB handle as a teen in the 80's.

Apparently, in 1996, there were already 47 Highrollers on Hotmail.

CSB: Still have that account as a dump address 16 years later.

/series of tubes, and so forth.
//Lawn. Mine. Off.
 
2012-12-21 12:35:17 AM  

hng: McFifenstein: hng: McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.

When I was back there in liter land, there was a yooper there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
You cannot petition the admins with broken html tags

you are referencing something that I do not understand.
do not understand.
do not understand.
referencing something that I do not understand.

Link


Will Ferrel looks kinda like Jim Morrison there.
 
2012-12-21 12:36:42 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: >:(


With great eyebrows comes great responsibility. *brushes dust off eyebrows*
 
2012-12-21 12:37:25 AM  

McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.


Actually, 'TL;DR' would really suit me. I have at least three t-shirts with that written across the front, and one has it in blue glitter. If I were a brightly-colored Flash-animation equine, it would probably be stamped on my butt.

*shrugs*
 
2012-12-21 12:37:52 AM  

UsikFark: oi_piss_me_off: >:(

With great eyebrows comes great responsibility. *brushes dust off eyebrows*


moe.animecharactersdatabase.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 12:37:58 AM  

hng: SilentStrider: oooh. Green.

Sonovabiatch


That's it! Clean up the desks, can't let those filthy liters know about our insipid and alternate handles on TFD!
 
2012-12-21 12:39:21 AM  

SpiderQueenDemon: McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.

Actually, 'TL;DR' would really suit me. I have at least three t-shirts with that written across the front, and one has it in blue glitter. If I were a brightly-colored Flash-animation equine, it would probably be stamped on my butt.

*shrugs*


see, now that I have that expectation of you, I was hoping for more.
 
2012-12-21 12:40:43 AM  
It's my nickname IRL
 
2012-12-21 12:41:00 AM  
RexTalionis


UsikFark: oi_piss_me_off: >:(

With great eyebrows comes great responsibility. *brushes dust off eyebrows*



now THOSE are amazing eyebrows!
 
2012-12-21 12:41:47 AM  

rappy: It's my nickname IRL


do people also call you by your first and middle name?
 
2012-12-21 12:42:00 AM  

Solty Dog: "Make up an origin story for another persons login"

Now that is a green thread.


Agreed.  Much more fun.  Solty was a sailor who had a dog that jumped in the ocean to save his life one fateful day.  Solty was so grateful that he uses this name as a tribute.
 
2012-12-21 12:42:07 AM  
It is part of something someone said to me a couple hours before I sat down in front of the old computer and said, "I suppose I should make an account on that FARK webermajig now that I'm finally off that dial-up. Sh*t, Puppy Hugs is taken, what should I pick...?"
 
2012-12-21 12:42:48 AM  
Was doing a lot of hiring at the time.
 
2012-12-21 12:43:31 AM  

vegaswench: Solty Dog: "Make up an origin story for another persons login"

Now that is a green thread.

Agreed.  Much more fun.  Solty was a sailor who had a dog that jumped in the ocean to save his life one fateful day.  Solty was so grateful that he uses this name as a tribute.


I kinda like your name
 
2012-12-21 12:43:34 AM  
!! Puppg Hugs!
 
2012-12-21 12:44:09 AM  
Puppy too!
 
2012-12-21 12:45:17 AM  
oi_piss_me_off chose her name because she's a Scottish footballer named Seamus.
 
2012-12-21 12:46:09 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: !! Puppg Hugs!


Oh boy. She's drunk. AGAIN.
 
2012-12-21 12:46:24 AM  
Someday, Congress will wise up and outlaw "mild" Buffalo wings, and my lobby will cause this.  They are an abomination before the Lord.

Also, the right of the people to keep and bear wings shall not be infringed, so long as the truly spicy stuff is kept under the care and control of a well-regulated college girl in a low-cut shirt and short shorts or a miniskirt.
 
hng
2012-12-21 12:46:38 AM  

McFifenstein: do people also call you by your first and middle name?


I call you buy your first and middle name....

Aloysius Horatio McFifenstein
 
2012-12-21 12:49:18 AM  

hng: McFifenstein: do people also call you by your first and middle name?

I call you buy your first and middle name....

Aloysius Horatio McFifenstein


my family has a history of weird names.
my first name should be Ashley according to convention.
 
2012-12-21 12:50:56 AM  
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omgsocute.comView Full Size

1funny.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 12:51:13 AM  

McFifenstein: oi_piss_me_off chose her name because she's a Scottish footballer named Seamus.


when i was little i used to think that was pronounced see-miss. i thought it was a weird name.

it still is, though.
 
2012-12-21 12:51:42 AM  
McFifenstein

oi_piss_me_off chose her name because she's a Scottish footballer named Seamus.


i am

Mudwhistle62

oi_piss_me_off: !! Puppg Hugs!

Oh boy. She's drunk. AGAIN.



LIES AND SLANDER! I'M SUING!
 
2012-12-21 12:52:03 AM  

RexTalionis: [www.ptsdforum.org image 400x367]
[www.omgsocute.com image 387x288]
[1funny.com image 389x291]


Awwwwww!
 
2012-12-21 12:54:54 AM  

RexTalionis: [www.ptsdforum.org image 400x367]
[www.omgsocute.com image 387x288]
[1funny.com image 389x291]


Cuteness overload!
 
2012-12-21 12:55:03 AM  

Mudwhistle62: oi_piss_me_off: !! Puppg Hugs!

Oh boy. She's drunk. AGAIN.


Yeah, for her, I'm going to assume that 1/3rd of a Zima gets her stinko.
 
2012-12-21 12:55:57 AM  
I've been called the devil more than once.  Plus I'm a lawyer.  Seems to fit.
 
2012-12-21 12:56:29 AM  
RexTalionis

Mudwhistle62: oi_piss_me_off: !! Puppg Hugs!

Oh boy. She's drunk. AGAIN.

Yeah, for her, I'm going to assume that 1/3rd of a Zima gets her stinko.



Hey! It takes at least half!
 
hng
2012-12-21 12:58:15 AM  

McFifenstein: my first name should be Ashley according to


...the fact that you are a biatch
 
2012-12-21 12:58:41 AM  
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cdn.motinetwork.netView Full Size

farm3.static.flickr.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 12:59:01 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: RexTalionis

Mudwhistle62: oi_piss_me_off: !! Puppg Hugs!

Oh boy. She's drunk. AGAIN.

Yeah, for her, I'm going to assume that 1/3rd of a Zima gets her stinko.


Hey! It takes at least half!


She probably gets a buzz just looking at one

Lolmidgetasians
 
2012-12-21 01:00:36 AM  
I think Rex is trying to kill us with kindness cuteness.
 
2012-12-21 01:02:05 AM  

vegaswench: I think Rex is trying to kill us with kindness cuteness.


It's actually very neat. The pictures I post are actually altering your brain chemistry as you see it. Consider my (very benign) attempt at mind control.
 
2012-12-21 01:02:51 AM  

RexTalionis: vegaswench: I think Rex is trying to kill us with kindness cuteness.

It's actually very neat. The pictures I post are actually altering your brain chemistry as you see it. Consider my (very benign) attempt at mind control.


Its like a really cute Hypnotoad
 
2012-12-21 01:03:17 AM  
Mudwhistle62


Lolmidgetasians

{ಠಠ}_,,|,
 
2012-12-21 01:04:06 AM  

hng: McFifenstein: my first name should be Ashley according to

...the fact that you are a biatch


I demand satisfaction, sir.

blunderbusses at first light?
 
2012-12-21 01:04:55 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: {ಠಠ}_,,|,


i've got a bottle of wine i wasnt going to finish- but i'm willing to polish it off if you need a weapon
 
2012-12-21 01:06:03 AM  

RexTalionis: vegaswench: I think Rex is trying to kill us with kindness cuteness.

It's actually very neat. The pictures I post are actually altering your brain chemistry as you see it. Consider my (very benign) attempt at mind control.


I suddenly want to read a Ziggy compilation, hug everyone, and listen to "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" on repeat.
 
2012-12-21 01:06:09 AM  

sgt cyanide: oi_piss_me_off: {ಠಠ}_,,|,

i've got a bottle of wine i wasnt going to finish- but i'm willing to polish it off if you need a weapon


cdn.terriblycute.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 01:07:32 AM  
Best. Thread. Ever!
 
2012-12-21 01:07:52 AM  

sgt cyanide: oi_piss_me_off: {ಠಠ}_,,|,

i've got a bottle of wine i wasnt going to finish- but i'm willing to polish it off if you need a weapon


Ill whoop dem asses. I AINT SCARED!!
 
2012-12-21 01:08:41 AM  
sgt cyanide

i've got a bottle of wine i wasnt going to finish- but i'm willing to polish it off if you need a weapon


Thank you Sarge. I knew I could count on you.

Your psychological warfare won't work on me, RexTalionis
 
2012-12-21 01:09:00 AM  

Mudwhistle62: Ill whoop dem asses. I AINT SCARED!!


yes you are. i have a deceptively strong grip and oi has had 1/3 of a zima.
 
2012-12-21 01:09:55 AM  
Wanted something I wouldn't forget.
 
2012-12-21 01:13:12 AM  

sgt cyanide: Mudwhistle62: Ill whoop dem asses. I AINT SCARED!!

yes you are. i have a deceptively strong grip and oi has had 1/3 of a zima.


Lolshortpeople
 
2012-12-21 01:13:19 AM  
i46.tinypic.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 01:13:51 AM  
images.betterworldbooks.comView Full Size


I played a LOT Of werewolf/mage/vampire.
 
2012-12-21 01:14:57 AM  
HA! yes those are magnificent eyebrows UsikFark . You should dye them pink
 
2012-12-21 01:15:27 AM  

McFifenstein: rappy: It's my nickname IRL

do people also call you by your first and middle name?


Rappy isn't my last name if that's what you're getting at
 
2012-12-21 01:16:59 AM  
It's my middle name.
 
2012-12-21 01:17:15 AM  
We went brown.
 
hng
2012-12-21 01:19:17 AM  

UsikFark: We went brown.


once you go brown, you'll never...

drown?
go to town?
fark a clown?
 
2012-12-21 01:20:03 AM  

Mudwhistle62: Lolshortpeople


do either of us look amused?
 
2012-12-21 01:20:17 AM  
When I first came to Fark, I was unaware that usernames tended not to be a noun and a number like I'm used to on other websites. Paris1127 is an ID I've used on a lot of other sites. Paris is for the city, one of my favorites in the world, although I'm no longer the francophile I used to be. 1127 is for my birthday.

/I'm actually considering retiring this username in favor of something clever
//now to just think of something clever
///and not automatically re-up my TF when the year's finished
 
2012-12-21 01:22:03 AM  

UsikFark: We went brown.


What can brown do for you?
 
2012-12-21 01:22:14 AM  

sgt cyanide: Mudwhistle62: Lolshortpeople

do either of us look amused?


Do you see all the farks I give?
 
2012-12-21 01:22:25 AM  

Paris1127: When I first came to Fark, I was unaware that usernames tended not to be a noun and a number like I'm used to on other websites. Paris1127 is an ID I've used on a lot of other sites. Paris is for the city, one of my favorites in the world, although I'm no longer the francophile I used to be. 1127 is for my birthday.

/I'm actually considering retiring this username in favor of something clever
//now to just think of something clever
///and not automatically re-up my TF when the year's finished


France2711?
 
2012-12-21 01:23:48 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: UsikFark: We went brown.

What can brown do for you?


Fetch me my brown pants.
 
2012-12-21 01:28:33 AM  
oh god the brown the mayans were rightr
 
2012-12-21 01:28:59 AM  

UsikFark: Bathia_Mapes: UsikFark: We went brown.

What can brown do for you?

Fetch me my brown pants.


Heh!
 
2012-12-21 01:33:47 AM  
Has a serious significance to me. It's my amateur radio call sign.
 
2012-12-21 01:33:54 AM  
Is being Russian for "mirror". Needed something, I guess it's profound as I am presenting a reflection of myself.
 
2012-12-21 01:34:17 AM  

Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr


Clicking around on different parts of the site I also saw the Mayan calendar.
 
2012-12-21 01:34:55 AM  
My nickname from back in the green days was The Prybar, I was good at, well lets say finding out stuff and getting into locked storerooms among other places, also I was the only one that could use a Remington 870 to open a locked door during urban combat training without blowing my fingers off, when I had a friend make me a stencil as a joke he misspelled it, I liked it so I kept the misspelling and the rest is (non) history
 
2012-12-21 01:35:23 AM  

One Bad Apple: A play on my IRL name


Obama right?
 
2012-12-21 01:35:53 AM  
I...needed a name?
 
2012-12-21 01:35:54 AM  
I wrestled in high school in the 80's. We all laughed at and loved WWF. One match i got a few penalty points for slamming a guy and my buddies on the team started singing Hillbilly Jim's WWF theme song. Don't go messin with a country boy. My name is Jim, i'm in the country so it kinda stuck.
 
2012-12-21 01:36:00 AM  
Massivecock was taken...
 
2012-12-21 01:36:17 AM  

Mudwhistle62: Do you see all the farks I give?


i suppose we should mark our calendars

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 01:36:26 AM  
Anagram of my names:

drewblood.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 01:36:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr

Clicking around on different parts of the site I also saw the Mayan calendar.


CRAFTY!
 
2012-12-21 01:36:44 AM  
Favourite colour, and favourite clan.
 
2012-12-21 01:36:56 AM  
what I called malted milk balls when i was a wee lad.
/kids say the darndest things
//i still do
 
2012-12-21 01:37:44 AM  
Because my name isn't Dave. And I'm not in Arizona.
 
2012-12-21 01:38:04 AM  
LITERS ARE IN. EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL!
 
2012-12-21 01:38:35 AM  
Many years ago, like almost 40, I really had decided that this place just wasnt right.Nothing made sense.
I was trapped inside so obiously the wrong body, and it seemed that i was also on the wrong planet, as there was no way that these kinds of beings who seem to pass for intelligent upright apes, could in any way be part of my genetic makeup. What with the killings and rapes and overall dickishness that seems to pervade most of the planet.Not to mention the crapping on ones own plate by polluting the only place to live in this general area of space, and making money while doing so.
I still hope that the daydream I had about not really being here when i was five is true, because for the life of me I have no idea why I got sent to hell.
In a nutshell, I have always been alienated.
Was there alcohol ? There might have been when I created an alt name, as I was thinking of an SNL character after Phil Hartman died, but I lost the password and Drew retired it.
 
2012-12-21 01:39:00 AM  
It's my alma mater's mascot, plus the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.
 
2012-12-21 01:39:18 AM  
I'm a Gators fan.  The 'fyre' part of it came from the first half of an old online friend's username.
 
2012-12-21 01:39:24 AM  
favorite type of beer + full metal alchemist.
 
2012-12-21 01:39:46 AM  
The Croatian word for short is "patuljak". I'm a girl, so I switched the last two letters to (incorrectly) feminize the word.
 
2012-12-21 01:39:47 AM  
For some reason I was obsessed with the word "billabong" when I was a wee lad, so I always entered that as my username whenever I was registering for a new account anywhere.

/brool story, co
 
2012-12-21 01:40:03 AM  
My high school carries Goslings as their nickname.

That, in turn, comes from my hometown's legacy of fattening up geese for foie gras. Families all over town would get up at all hours to stuff their big grain noodles down the goose's throat. And let me tell you, that goose would have to be noodled every couple hours. The dad, the mom, the kids, they'd all have to take turns whipping out their noodles and handle that insatiable goose again, and again, and again, day after day, until they've noodled so much the goose can't stand up anymore.

That's when you break out the machines for some extra special noodling.

And then they'd send the product of their noodling out east, where customers would line up around the block and pay very high prices to get goosed. They'd beg for a little taste and their minds would get blown, they got goosed so hard.
 
2012-12-21 01:40:07 AM  
I don't know....
And it bugs me.
 
2012-12-21 01:40:23 AM  
Zeke + Steve McQueen

Link
 
2012-12-21 01:40:25 AM  
Was there alcohol involved? Guess what I'm drinking right now to celebrate the apocalypse?
/Free drink to any farker with a lower account #
 
2012-12-21 01:40:49 AM  
Unfortunately it's our family name.
 
2012-12-21 01:41:09 AM  
this:

Link
 
2012-12-21 01:41:12 AM  

Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr


img.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2012-12-21 01:41:12 AM  
Because I got tired of Ladies and Gentlemen the Great John Nash
 
2012-12-21 01:41:28 AM  
I heard that it was Justin Bieber's favorite car or something.
 
2012-12-21 01:41:37 AM  
cdn.hark.comView Full Size


The Duke may also suffer from fista-phobia.
 
2012-12-21 01:41:44 AM  
I consider myself legally retarded. Even though I haven't applied for a pass/sticker/get out of jail free sticker. I am full of derp. I embrace said derp. Ask all those dicktits who block me... o.. wait.
 
2012-12-21 01:41:56 AM  
I was flat broke and gigging for tips.
 
2012-12-21 01:42:00 AM  
And now, the end is near, and I face the final curtain
 
2012-12-21 01:42:40 AM  
I used to be really into The Beatles when I was 14, two of my favorite songs were and still are I am The Walrus and Glass Onion, thus WalrusOnion.
 
2012-12-21 01:43:07 AM  
It's my name
plus my (now dormant) website mrlawson.com
( M.R. are my first and middle initials)
 
2012-12-21 01:43:36 AM  
self-explanatory
 
2012-12-21 01:43:40 AM  
One of my favorite wrestlers growing up as a kid in the 80s was the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. I knew he was a "bad guy" and I was supposed to hate him, but I thought it was so cool that he was rich enough to create his own title belt and have a servant he could boss around. And the Million Dollar Dream is a badass finishing hold. I started calling myself "The Hundred Dollar Man" in college as a spoof of my constant state of financial peril.

/Everyone's got a price.
 
2012-12-21 01:43:46 AM  
Great MBV EP
 
2012-12-21 01:44:17 AM  
Ed Willy was the name a a fictional character in a short story I wrote once. He was a crotchedy old blue collar factory worker.
 
2012-12-21 01:44:26 AM  
He said, "Four hundred ninenty-seven and a half feet of rope? Whadda ya got that for?"
I said, "Heh heh, I just carry it."
 
2012-12-21 01:44:47 AM  
People always said I was like a human encyclopedia
 
2012-12-21 01:44:47 AM  

geoduck42: It's my alma mater's mascot, plus the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.


I am soooo tempted to post geoduck pics right now...
 
2012-12-21 01:45:15 AM  
I love dogs, and I especially love how that dog looks in the photo I stole the name from.
 
2012-12-21 01:45:20 AM  
Heard it in a Banco de Gaia song and used it as my Quake name back in the day. Name kinda stuck
 
2012-12-21 01:45:42 AM  
whatever drew, I still aint shutting off adblock for you
 
2012-12-21 01:46:27 AM  
We appear in a certain play, which we highly recommend. By any chance, have you seen the Yellow Sign?

A certain Robert Chambers spoke of us. We find this internet a most suitable labyrinth for habitation.
 
2012-12-21 01:46:27 AM  
OTHMAR
GENDER: Masculine
USAGE: German, Ancient Germanic
Meaning & History
From the Germanic name Audamar, which was derived from the elements od "wealth, fortune" and meri "famous".
 
2012-12-21 01:46:32 AM  
Came from the use of a few nicknames, my husband calls me "Smurfette" when he makes fun of my height, and my mum always called me her "Little Viking" as a kid because I used to love to wander about and discover new things, and because of my coloring; I used to have white-blonde hair, a perpetual tan from being out all the time, and bright blue eyes.
 
2012-12-21 01:46:34 AM  
The sickly, lesser known Marx brother.
 
2012-12-21 01:46:35 AM  
The name Legolas always made me think of Lincoln Logs. Thus, many a year ago in my BBS days, I used the handle Lincoln Legolas. An intoxicant was involved in this brilliant play on words. Nobody got it, but I kept it for years, eventually becoming Lincolnlogolas on AIM, then a Fark username.
 
2012-12-21 01:46:45 AM  
I really like The Frantics and I wasn't sure my normal username, RatBastard, was acceptable here.
 
2012-12-21 01:48:14 AM  
Link

I used to name my email address after whatever song I was listening to at the time. After i made this one my main email I just started using it as a screen name as well.

\I also considered this to be my theme song for many years...
 
2012-12-21 01:48:23 AM  
I went through a phase where I'd try to Latin things up by adding 'ius' to the end of names. This is what mine ended up being, which ended up having the obvious pronunciation, which was completely unintentional. But what the hell, it stuck.
 
2012-12-21 01:49:07 AM  
My name + the superior race.

Just kidding.

Idk people called me megarian in high school. I liked Megadon better. Or Don Megga. Or Megalopolis.
 
2012-12-21 01:49:36 AM  
I don't kept a common username in my travels around the internet. I usually just make up something with random consonants and vowels.

/cvcvccv
 
2012-12-21 01:49:38 AM  
Some people think my name is a reference to Vlad or some sort of kinky sex thing. Really it was just the name I was using in Action Quake at the time I signed up for fark.
 
2012-12-21 01:49:57 AM  
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2012-12-21 01:50:04 AM  
It's ironic on account of how smart I am.
 
2012-12-21 01:51:48 AM  
Because I've been told from time-to-time, I am one.
 
2012-12-21 01:51:50 AM  
I used to be fat. I mean FAT. Im no longer fat, but I still have fat ways. And sounds.

I often sound fat.
 
2012-12-21 01:52:27 AM  
I had picked he screenname LoneWolf when I was a distressed and lonely homeschooled teenager because I felt that it expressed my nature, and I haven't had cause to change it now that I have become a distressed and lonely man, even though it is generic enough where I have to attach a number to it wherever I go. I used to go with 777 because 7 is a lucky number, but it looked kind of cheesy so I usually go with 343 now, which is 7 cubed.
 
2012-12-21 01:52:31 AM  
That, and when I fart.....BOOM
 
2012-12-21 01:52:38 AM  
Typo in the Koran
 
2012-12-21 01:52:47 AM  
The GMF picked this name because it means standing up to adversity. We are stronger than all.
 
2012-12-21 01:52:59 AM  
Mine's pretty easy. A long time ago, I was trying to kill my parents in a murderous, manic rampage and the weapon I was using broke when I slammed it into a metal conduit in the drywall in their bedroom (they were running - which was silly and frankly futile, but that's an easy call through the retrospectoscope). Anyway, it hit the piece of metal conduit and the head of the ax shattered from the force - and so I shouted out, just as the neighbors were arriving, "DAMN AX!"

The rest, as they say, is history.

But I figure that most of you had already figured that out. Just thought I'd contribute.
 
2012-12-21 01:53:00 AM  
Ok, pull up a seat for nerdery of the century.

Way back in high school, there were a bunch of wanna-be gangbangers, and then there were me and my cracker-ass friends. We're talking a hick town in northern Colorado, not inner city, so not the "real" gangs. Anywho, I used to drive an old 1980 AMC Concorde that my friends called the "grocery getter" or the "bread machine". We were all out at lunch one day talking to each other about how stupid the kids were who thought they were bangers, and we decided that we should form our own "gang". Since we went to lunch in my car, we circled back to bread as the theme for our "gang names", and we had wheat bread, french bread and me, pita bread. It was fun for the rest of lunch period, and the rest of the day.

The rest of the day consisted of playing Duke Nukem 3D on the computers that the technology administrator had bought and left in his office for... learning purposes. One of them ostensibly served the school website, but that wasn't a terribly heavy load, and it could play Duke easily while running that in the background. So we did. Unfortunately, being an old DOS-rooted game like it was, it had a limitation of 8 character player names. So I shortened my gang name to Pitabred, and I've been that all over the intarwebs ever since the late 90's.

/CSB
 
2012-12-21 01:53:30 AM  
Because Fark has always been a source of Happy Days for me
 
2012-12-21 01:53:34 AM  
I use this screen name for everything. I have an unnatural obsession with Richard Marx. Have since I was 8 years old. When I started on the internet around age 14, I picked marxychick1. It states it's purpose- I love Richard Marx, I possess female genitalia, and I threw in the 1 because I felt like it should have a number (that's the first question I'm asked... "Was marxychick already taken?" No, just felt like it wasn't enough).
 
2012-12-21 01:53:37 AM  
"I don't want to use any of my regular usernames" + "I have a large bag of weed and enjoy blue jokes."

It was stupid, it gave me a laugh, nothing deeper than that. :P

/That's what she said.
//Not the most mature person on Fark.
 
2012-12-21 01:54:43 AM  
i read a headline about a remote controlled beer finder in the local rag. realized that it was a definite greenlite on here. looked it up online, posted it and wtf. have to log in first. and create a username. and boobies.

anyways, this username will outlive my dog of 14 years, to be put down if the apocalypse does not take care of it.

The T and the ! are like bookends, containing a constellation only visible during winter midnights, if its not raining, um... never did post the link to a remote controlled beer finder.
 
2012-12-21 01:54:55 AM  

McFifenstein: I'm just a yooper.


Fibber: I checked your profile, and it said "Michigan" where it should have said "Superior."
No pasties for you, ya buckless fibber.


/It's my name. (Hebrew reads right to left and leaves out vowels.)
 
2012-12-21 01:55:10 AM  
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2012-12-21 01:55:44 AM  
I didn't catch Firefly when it first came out. I got around to watching it in 2004 after a friend told me about the show. I was 13 years old, and suddenly there was this amazing girl: small and beautiful, dangerous and vulnerable at the same time. It was her eyes that did me in; large and dark, and so damned witchy. She reminded me of a pale, perfect china doll, and I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

My first crush, and there's no way she'll ever know that I'm even alive.

/P.S. I am not a crackpot.
//I seriously have no idea what I'd do if I ever had the chance to meet her.
///Probably just politely ask her for an autograph, thank her, and continue to worship her from afar.
 
2012-12-21 01:56:24 AM  
I'm a 65 million year old fish.
 
2012-12-21 01:56:49 AM  
I am a dude and a fan of arrested development. I wanted my fark name to be operation hotmother. I spaced and left off operation. Now whenever I comment, farkers respond with "prove it" I dont comment much.
 
2012-12-21 01:57:12 AM  
Got a spaniel puppy...her Grinch feets inspired a somewhat Seussian moniker.
 
2012-12-21 01:58:10 AM  
It's where I go to when I read Fark.
 
2012-12-21 01:58:10 AM  
I got mine from the main character in a book I keep meaning to write. I keep seeing in my head what I want to happen in it, but I lack the motivation to actually start writing it more. (20-30 very rough pages written)
 
2012-12-21 01:58:12 AM  
Holy crap! I've been wanting to submit this thread for a couple of months now but was never sure what day would be best to get people to actually join in.

So... .Uchiha_cycliste
Well when I decided to stop Lurking on FARK, and IIRC it was right near one of the major hurricanes I had just begun watching/catching up on Naruto. The anime had JUST gotten to the Gara/Sasuke fight and by that point in the anime they had made a big deal over and over about being an Uchiha. Especially since Sasuke and Itachi were the only ones left. So, when Sasuke introduces himself before the fight he does so in a sort of Bondish manner going "Uchiha... ... ... Sasuke" And I was thinking to myself that was really badass, But obviously I'm not a ninja, nor do I have super ninja powers, So I wondered what kind of an Uchiha (and yes, I know it's a surname and that over there they say their names surname first, opposite of us) I could be and decided I would be a cycling Uchiha; or a cyclist Uchiha. Then I decided that I liked Cycliste  a lot better because it ended with a vowel the same way Sasuke and Itachi do.

Hence forth I was known as Uchiha_Cycliste. =D

On the only other forum I'm a member of I signed on while I was still on the cal cycling team and I thought Kakashi was a badass (cuz he is) so I made my handle there Cal_kashi. You knowinstead of Ka.kashi.

Even made myself a silly avatar:  http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/user0_cool/image.jpg">
See? It's the Cal Sharingan =D

Mind you I signed up on the anime forum a year or two before fark.
 
2012-12-21 01:59:04 AM  
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2012-12-21 01:59:15 AM  

let's try that avatar again



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See? It's a Cal Sharingan, like I said above.
 
2012-12-21 01:59:26 AM  

daveinaz: Because my name isn't Dave. And I'm not in Arizona.


You kinda suck at the whole name thing.

Just saying...
 
2012-12-21 01:59:31 AM  
Living in Illinois is sickening and irritating.

Less than six months left on my sentence!
 
2012-12-21 01:59:39 AM  
I like frogs
 
2012-12-21 01:59:55 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: it involves a blood ritual and a watery tart


I read that as fart.
 
2012-12-21 02:00:29 AM  
I kind of liked Metallica back then.
 
2012-12-21 02:00:40 AM  
Well, I cook for a living, and non-cooking people tell me I'm pretty snarky (most cooks say I'm perfectly nice, oddly), But when I tried 'snarkyfarker', it showed as being taken, so I added the 'ety' and voila! Not realizing there was also a farketyfarker on here too...Happy Winter Solstice, everyone!
 
2012-12-21 02:00:55 AM  
i was drinking a white russian at the time
 
2012-12-21 02:01:06 AM  
Spanish for world champion, homage to the 2005 NBA champion San Antonio Spurs.
 
2012-12-21 02:01:08 AM  
In the early days of teh intarwebs, I used my fraternity nickname "knuckles" as my IRC nick. As IRC gained popularity, people with more persistent connections usurped the nick from me and I was forced to find an alternate. Being a Canadian, I quickly fell upon "caknuck" (the first 'k' is silent).

In other words, this alias is almost old enough to vote now.
 
2012-12-21 02:01:18 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Holy crap! I've been wanting to submit this thread for a couple of months now but was never sure what day would be best to get people to actually join in.


We have this highly successful thread just about every morning.

So obviously the answer is: "Day Crew" because we love talking about ourselves.
 
2012-12-21 02:01:57 AM  
sigh, why are no one else's explanations as long as mine =/
 
2012-12-21 02:03:01 AM  
It's the first three letters of my first name and my birth day
 
2012-12-21 02:03:07 AM  
serious musician. As in...concert pianist. Degrees, competition wins, (small circuit) touring performance group. Then boom: lost my hearing. Fast forward a couple decades, during which my world shrank and contracted to nearly nothing. Then- I received the miracle of a lifetime: a cochlear implant that worked so well my "fake" hearing tested at normal levels. And I'm baaaaack.
 
2012-12-21 02:03:56 AM  

Tziva: Uchiha_Cycliste: Holy crap! I've been wanting to submit this thread for a couple of months now but was never sure what day would be best to get people to actually join in.

We have this highly successful thread just about every morning.

So obviously the answer is: "Day Crew" because we love talking about ourselves.


I used to hang out with after dark a bunch, I wonder why I fell away from them?
It's probably LP's fault.
I should go back and hang with y;all again.
 
2012-12-21 02:04:06 AM  
used to hang out on TOTSE in the 90's as Midas_The_Happy_Canadian but I got complaints several years in that my username was too long and would push the columns over on the bulletin board. Earned the nickname "King Midas" at work when I was told I could turn anything unfixable into pure gold.
 
2012-12-21 02:04:47 AM  
I was always told to bring an umbrella to school when it was raining out. The rain never really bothered me, so I always questioned why I had to bring one. But mom and dad told me I had to anyway.

In high school I was able to make my own decisions (or maybe it was Jr. High), and I started defying my parents by refusing to bring an umbrella. Typical teenage rebellious shiat. Of course that's just minor compared to the other stuff I did in my teenage years.

One day I fixed my hair and applied hair spray and then ran like hell to school, or else I was going to be late. Except the hairspray was still wet and it was pouring out. When I got to my home room, my hair looked really swept to one side (and not in a good way), and my best friend told me I looked like I just got kissed by the weather.

Since then, I still haven't given a crap about whether or not it's raining. I'll wear a windbreaker or something, but I don't own any umbrellas since it's just water. So wherever I go, if it's raining out, I just let my hair dry out naturally. And people think I'm weird because I don't use an umbrella, and I get asked about it often enough, I just respond I like being kissed by the weather.

And since all the other aliases I've wanted to use online end up being taken, Weatherkiss is usually absent.

/CSS
 
2012-12-21 02:04:48 AM  
paying homage to the esteemed philosopher Phil Deeznuutz
 
2012-12-21 02:05:28 AM  
Mine is the phonetic pronunciation of my monogram (jrm) followed by my birth year.

/simple 'nuff
 
2012-12-21 02:05:29 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: So I wondered what kind of an Uchiha (and yes, I know it's a surname and that over there they say their names surname first, opposite of us) I could be and decided I would be a cycling Uchiha


'uchi ha' means 'I am', more or less. So he was saying 'I AM......... Sasuke'.

I suppose it could be the guy's last name. I've never watched Naruto.
 
2012-12-21 02:06:13 AM  

cochlear: serious musician. As in...concert pianist. Degrees, competition wins, (small circuit) touring performance group. Then boom: lost my hearing. Fast forward a couple decades, during which my world shrank and contracted to nearly nothing. Then- I received the miracle of a lifetime: a cochlear implant that worked so well my "fake" hearing tested at normal levels. And I'm baaaaack.


Congrats. that must have been horrifying.
I got to lose my hearing at 2, so it wasn't too traumatising. And thank god I had already begun to pick up speech, so I don't speak with a slur.

\65db bilateral.
 
2012-12-21 02:06:14 AM  
Cynical George Carlin fan.
 
2012-12-21 02:06:15 AM  
A variation on my music project, PXL.
 
2012-12-21 02:06:30 AM  
i was drunk and was attempting to type in "bear" and ended up with "beear"
 
2012-12-21 02:06:35 AM  
Was watching a lot of Monty Python and drinking Rusty Nails. I figured there was some humor to it since I work in insurance.
 
2012-12-21 02:06:35 AM  

cochlear: serious musician. As in...concert pianist. Degrees, competition wins, (small circuit) touring performance group. Then boom: lost my hearing. Fast forward a couple decades, during which my world shrank and contracted to nearly nothing. Then- I received the miracle of a lifetime: a cochlear implant that worked so well my "fake" hearing tested at normal levels. And I'm baaaaack.


A very rare true CSB!

Congrats.
 
2012-12-21 02:06:59 AM  
There was a photoshop thread with a g"O"at. So I spent hours and hours in the Gimp making my perfect "Quaker Instant Goatmeal" box, realized I needed to create a login, couldn't think of anything better, then discovered I had to wait 24 hours to post.

I've been taking out my frustration at not getting to use that image by constantly and unwaveringly shiatting on republicanism, and making sure the world knows that you people are the actual true source of evil in the universe ever since.
 
2012-12-21 02:07:08 AM  
1997, Gateway 2000 Pentium 200Mhz, 32 Mb RAM, and that SHIATTY Telepath Modem had to be reinstalled. After 2 hours of fighting and yelling "I'ts at comm 1 you stupid piece of crap!" CompuServe finally came up and asked for a user name.
 
2012-12-21 02:07:09 AM