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(Huffington Post)   This can't be right. This article says Alyssa Milano just turned 40, which would make me... oh god   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Alyssa Milano, human beings, Andie MacDowell, Angela Bassett, First EP, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Geena Davis, gender inequality  
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2012-12-21 09:24:51 AM  
3 votes:

Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?


Poop is coming out.
2012-12-21 07:02:18 AM  
2 votes:

Derwood: Speaking of 40, that's also the number of Major League baseballplayers she sleeps with....

....per year


Damn, she's screwed more baseball players than Steinbrenner.
2012-12-21 06:21:49 AM  
2 votes:

Alphax: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.

That's probably the only thing I've seen her in.. aside from some old TV ads for her exercise video in the 80's.. 'Teen Steam', or something like that..


You were watching her in the Barbie Basics Workout video, you sick bastard!
2012-12-21 03:11:41 AM  
2 votes:
Her age now equals the number of seconds the sex would last
2012-12-21 01:06:57 AM  
2 votes:
She was so hot in Commando.
2012-12-21 12:39:02 AM  
2 votes:
What is it like being the god of ohs, subby?
2012-12-21 12:42:32 PM  
1 vote:
My favorite part was when her tits
2012-12-21 11:55:59 AM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 544x400]
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2012-12-21 11:40:02 AM  
1 vote:

chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen


Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?
2012-12-21 11:10:46 AM  
1 vote:
I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.
2012-12-21 10:07:22 AM  
1 vote:
First a Topanga thread and now this! If this is what the end of the world is like, I hope it happens again tomorrow!!!
2012-12-21 08:09:22 AM  
1 vote:
Who?
2012-12-21 07:59:37 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


Thank you. Thank you so much.

//I'll be  in my bunker
2012-12-21 06:11:46 AM  
1 vote:

AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion, she smells like cookies.


I never wanted to be Nathan Fillion more than I do now.
2012-12-21 03:17:20 AM  
1 vote:
What the hell just happened? Two weeks ago I was 32, and now I'm 41. Buncha bullsh*t.

Has this broad ever shown her rack? I'm at work and can't search.
2012-12-21 01:59:43 AM  
1 vote:

beantowndog: Don't look up Ralph Macchio's age.


Even creepier since he looks the same as he did when he was 25 (which is how old he was when he was passing off as a teenager in Karate Kid).

I am convinced that Macchio and Johnny Depp both have paintings of self portraits stashed in an attic somewhere.
2012-12-21 01:39:49 AM  
1 vote:
I would kill so many kittens it would make everyone question an amendment in the Constitution
2012-12-20 11:41:30 PM  
1 vote:
I would still do things to her that would make Max Hardcore blush
 
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