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(Huffington Post)   This can't be right. This article says Alyssa Milano just turned 40, which would make me... oh god   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 115
    More: Cool, Alyssa Milano, human beings, Andie MacDowell, Angela Bassett, First EP, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Geena Davis, gender inequality  
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2012-12-21 07:14:08 AM  
As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"
 
2012-12-21 07:19:35 AM  

Rose McGowan Loveslave: As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"


Agreed. I would go Rose, Alyssa, then Piper then the coont from Mallrats a distant 4th.
 
2012-12-21 07:28:10 AM  
Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.
 
2012-12-21 07:30:47 AM  
I distinctly remember feeling very, very dirty watching her about halfway through the Who's the Boss run ... which is weird, since I'm only a year older than her. She's one of those rare girls who was clearly going to grow up hot from a very young age.

/ I feel distinctly more dirty now, watching Modern Family.
 
2012-12-21 07:40:32 AM  
Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....
 
2012-12-21 07:44:03 AM  

The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....


I think you're thinking of Nicole Eggert.
 
2012-12-21 07:51:24 AM  

Mugato: The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....

I think you're thinking of Nicole Eggert.


Thank you, that's right.

Good thing the word's ending today, otherwise someone would take me out back and shoot me.
 
2012-12-21 07:53:16 AM  
I wouldn't mind a little Andie MAcDowell... please. Pretty please.
 
2012-12-21 07:54:03 AM  

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
 
2012-12-21 07:54:17 AM  

The Muthaship: Mugato: The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....

I think you're thinking of Nicole Eggert.

Thank you, that's right.

Good thing the word's ending today, otherwise someone would take me out back and shoot me.


You probably got confused because one was on Who's the Boss? and the other was on Charles in Charge. One show answered the query presented by the other.
 
2012-12-21 07:59:37 AM  

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


Thank you. Thank you so much.

//I'll be  in my bunker
 
2012-12-21 07:59:58 AM  

Mugato: One show answered the query presented by the other.


I never thought of it that way.

Sadly, in ten minutes, I will have forgotten again....
 
2012-12-21 08:03:14 AM  
cankles.
 
2012-12-21 08:09:03 AM  
There was some arts magazine that last only a few issues that had a nude pictorial of Milano, though she always had something covering up her vaginal area.

Still, at age 14, that magazine provided some quality time.
 
2012-12-21 08:09:22 AM  
Who?
 
2012-12-21 08:13:37 AM  

The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....


fayinc.files.wordpress.com

/but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me
 
2012-12-21 08:18:31 AM  

karmachameleon: /but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me


I love her but they're pretty obviously fake. I don't have the receipt or anything.
 
2012-12-21 08:21:38 AM  

karmachameleon: but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me


Yeah, ummm Mugato pointed out that I wasn't even thinking about the right chick. Sorry about that.
 
2012-12-21 08:31:28 AM  

Mugato: Rose McGowan Loveslave: As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"

Agreed. I would go Rose, Alyssa, then Piper then the coont from Mallrats a distant 4th.


I had a much bigger thing for piper until I saw her breasticles. Yikes.

And Embrace of the Vampire is an awesome chick kissing smoking fetish kinda movie. But only watch it for that cuz...ick.
 
2012-12-21 09:06:47 AM  
Good Gods she's still incredible.

/the only reason I watched charmed with the wife when it was on
 
2012-12-21 09:10:52 AM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 09:16:05 AM  
FTA:
Alyssa Milano turns 40 today, and she has been getting a lot of attention for how well she's aged over the past four decades.

While we agree, we also want to make sure that our favorite celebrities who still look great post 50 are getting their fair share of praise as well.


What an asshole.
 
2012-12-21 09:19:38 AM  

You Are All Sheep: smoking fetish


If that's your thing.

http://smokingsexywomen.tumblr.com/page/12

ns(in the least)fw

Oh, and she's still gorgeous.
 
2012-12-21 09:24:51 AM  

Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?


Poop is coming out.
 
2012-12-21 09:40:09 AM  

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


Nice... was just going google up that set of pics.

Also got a chuckle out of the fact that it's a female troop she's doing the autograph for in those pics -- and it sorta looks in the third pic like said female troop is saying "Uhhh... by the way, Alyssa, your tit's are hanging out."
 
2012-12-21 09:46:04 AM  

Pandora's Litterbox: You Are All Sheep: smoking fetish

If that's your thing.

http://smokingsexywomen.tumblr.com/page/12

ns(in the least)fw

Oh, and she's still gorgeous.


Actually yea, it kinda is. Thanks for that I'll check it away from work.
 
2012-12-21 09:47:12 AM  

The Muthaship: karmachameleon: but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me

Yeah, ummm Mugato pointed out that I wasn't even thinking about the right chick. Sorry about that.


Whew! That was a close one...

You Are All Sheep: Mugato: Rose McGowan Loveslave: As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"

Agreed. I would go Rose, Alyssa, then Piper then the coont from Mallrats a distant 4th.

I had a much bigger thing for piper until I saw her breasticles. Yikes.

And Embrace of the Vampire is an awesome chick kissing smoking fetish kinda movie. But only watch it for that cuz...ick.


Glad to know I'm not the only one who appreciates great art.
 
2012-12-21 10:00:08 AM  
She's older than me.
 
2012-12-21 10:07:22 AM  
First a Topanga thread and now this! If this is what the end of the world is like, I hope it happens again tomorrow!!!
 
2012-12-21 10:18:35 AM  

mamoru: Just to help the thread along a little bit...

[imageshack.us image 376x490]

[imageshack.us image 426x640]

:)


I would love to touch her puck.
 
2012-12-21 10:44:08 AM  
How well are her implants aging?
 
2012-12-21 11:08:31 AM  

penguinfark: How well are her implants aging?


Obviously well.
 
2012-12-21 11:10:46 AM  
I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.
 
2012-12-21 11:33:46 AM  
List is FAIL without Susanna Hoffs.
 
2012-12-21 11:34:40 AM  

Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.


Pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-12-21 11:40:02 AM  

chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen


Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?
 
2012-12-21 11:40:44 AM  
I don't understand... How does the fact that she's 40 make subby God?
 
2012-12-21 11:41:50 AM  

karmachameleon: ...they're real to me


And they're spectacular!
 
2012-12-21 11:55:59 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 544x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x480]
[i.imgur.com image 800x600]


t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-21 12:03:19 PM  
I have met her three times. Just as smoking in person!
 
2012-12-21 12:15:40 PM  
I've never said this before, but for Alyssa (my one gimme from the wife):
Like the fists of all the angry gods in all the pantheons of all time.
As many times as they give me strength to.

I've already given gallons of myself over her for the last 30 years. It's OK though, because we're the same age. Oh, and it never made me feel like a perv. Maybe tingly and happy, but never like a perv.
 
2012-12-21 12:33:19 PM  

JerseyTim: Her performance in Embrace of the Vampire was one of the great moments in Internet history. If that happened today, it really might have caused the apocalypse.


I used to have that movie on VHS.

/good times
 
2012-12-21 12:42:32 PM  
My favorite part was when her tits
 
2012-12-21 12:59:15 PM  

Riotboy: JerseyTim: Her performance in Embrace of the Vampire was one of the great moments in Internet history. If that happened today, it really might have caused the apocalypse.

I used to have that movie on VHS.

/good times


So did I. Now I have the DVD.
 
2012-12-21 01:05:22 PM  
No love for Iman? She doesn't look much older than when I first saw her in Star Trek 6.
 
2012-12-21 01:06:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?


If you notice he said he frapped to her. Can't you imagine just surrounding yourself in caffeine goodness while watching Commando?
 
2012-12-21 01:28:34 PM  

You Are All Sheep: FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?

If you notice he said he frapped to her. Can't you imagine just surrounding yourself in caffeine goodness while watching Commando?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 01:33:27 PM  

You Are All Sheep: FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?

If you notice he said he frapped to her. Can't you imagine just surrounding yourself in caffeine goodness while watching Commando?


I just thought "Frapping" was a new euphemism for whipping himself up a batch of frothy white goodness.
 
2012-12-21 01:51:48 PM  
I've been in love with that woman since Commando (I was about 7 so I won't take a seat over there).
 
2012-12-21 02:09:41 PM  
December 19th Celebrity birthdays

Pretty good list, if you ask me. I know you didn't. But here it is. My name is missing because pestering people on Fark does not a celebrity make.
 
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