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2012-12-20 11:38:30 PM
ya, me too subby. me too.
 
2012-12-20 11:41:30 PM
I would still do things to her that would make Max Hardcore blush
 
2012-12-20 11:44:06 PM
Don't look up Ralph Macchio's age.
 
2012-12-20 11:56:24 PM
And she's still drop-dead gorgeous.
 
2012-12-21 12:12:24 AM

mamoru: And she's still drop-dead gorgeous.


Often, women age a little less gracefully than men. That's also due to our unrealistic expectations of older women, sure. Anyway, I don't know what they put in her Vitamin Water, but it works.

/38
//I think I actually learned to fap from watching Who's the Boss, or the scrambled Playboy Channel
///Don't call Dateline just yet...I was younger than Milano when doing it
/Sears catalog...
 
2012-12-21 12:32:27 AM
Just to help the thread along a little bit...

imageshack.us

imageshack.us

:)
 
2012-12-21 12:39:02 AM
What is it like being the god of ohs, subby?
 
2012-12-21 01:06:57 AM
She was so hot in Commando.
 
2012-12-21 01:18:08 AM
Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?
 
2012-12-21 01:20:49 AM

Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?


It's a Mayan background and it's making page loads slow as fark.
 
2012-12-21 01:29:20 AM

Mugato: Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?

It's a Mayan background and it's making page loads slow as fark.


Ah, I see it now.  I only saw the brown at first.
 
2012-12-21 01:39:49 AM
I would kill so many kittens it would make everyone question an amendment in the Constitution
 
2012-12-21 01:48:34 AM
What? That's insane. That's impossible.

[Pause]

Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
 
2012-12-21 01:55:49 AM

Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.


That's probably the only thing I've seen her in.. aside from some old TV ads for her exercise video in the 80's.. 'Teen Steam', or something like that..
 
2012-12-21 01:59:43 AM

beantowndog: Don't look up Ralph Macchio's age.


Even creepier since he looks the same as he did when he was 25 (which is how old he was when he was passing off as a teenager in Karate Kid).

I am convinced that Macchio and Johnny Depp both have paintings of self portraits stashed in an attic somewhere.
 
2012-12-21 02:04:45 AM
Had...such...a...crush...in...90s...would...still..fistofangrygod
 
2012-12-21 02:08:36 AM
Jane Seymour missing from slideshow.

/fail
 
2012-12-21 02:15:22 AM

Mentat: Mugato: Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?

It's a Mayan background and it's making page loads slow as fark.

Ah, I see it now.  I only saw the brown at first.


Brown among the farkie colors would be a welcome addition for the Politics tab.
 
2012-12-21 02:16:14 AM
TTIUWOP.

i1040.photobucket.com

Bad, evil Cole, broke widdle Phoebe's heart.
 
2012-12-21 02:25:50 AM
Surprised that fat greek chic is over 50.
 
2012-12-21 02:39:52 AM
That would make me 53. Ooooo, what a surprise ;)
 
2012-12-21 02:49:30 AM
Ah, a slideshow of other not so young women.. though the hotness varies a bit.

Jodie Foster looking good, Angela Bassett, Christy Brinkley(if a bit too thin), Emma Thompson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Iman, Andie MacDowell: all looking great.
 
2012-12-21 03:11:41 AM
Her age now equals the number of seconds the sex would last
 
2012-12-21 03:17:20 AM
What the hell just happened? Two weeks ago I was 32, and now I'm 41. Buncha bullsh*t.

Has this broad ever shown her rack? I'm at work and can't search.
 
2012-12-21 03:23:17 AM
 
2012-12-21 03:44:29 AM
Ok, Time, you've had your fun. Enough of this shiat. It stopped being funny a while ago.
 
2012-12-21 04:16:33 AM

REO-Weedwagon: What the hell just happened? Two weeks ago I was 32, and now I'm 41. Buncha bullsh*t.

Has this broad ever shown her rack? I'm at work and can't search.


I find it strange that someone who cares about that question doesn't long ago know the answer.
 
2012-12-21 04:28:34 AM
It's all in the face structure. She's always had a young face. Same thing people see as "ick" in Selena Gomez.
 
2012-12-21 04:32:34 AM

jmr61: I find it strange that someone who cares about that question doesn't long ago know the answer.


I'm baffled myself, Sherlock.
 
2012-12-21 04:42:59 AM
She's a nice woman. I like her.
 
2012-12-21 05:03:49 AM
So much unfapped...er, untapped potential in this thread. Here, let me fix that.

i2.listal.com

img.gawkerassets.com

cbsboston.files.wordpress.com

www.newsgab.com

i2.listal.com
 
2012-12-21 05:06:57 AM
I always thought she was considerably younger than I was, which means I felt pervy all those years for nothing!!!
 
2012-12-21 05:15:12 AM

Alphax: Ah, a slideshow of other not so young women.. though the hotness varies a bit.

Jodie Foster looking good, Angela Bassett, Christy Brinkley(if a bit too thin), Emma Thompson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Iman, Andie MacDowell: all looking great.


i'd throw an *unf* into Betty White, just on principle alone.
 
2012-12-21 05:29:13 AM
Mmmmmmmm... Hairy arms...
 
2012-12-21 05:33:58 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Mmmmmmmm... Hairy arms...


What's a sista going to do, she's Italian.
 
2012-12-21 05:51:40 AM

CarnySaur: I always thought she was considerably younger than I was, which means I felt pervy all those years for nothing!!!


I told my sweetie this and he said "wow, does this mean I'm not a perv?" "No honey, this means you're not a sick perv."
 
2012-12-21 06:03:05 AM
Her performance in Embrace of the Vampire was one of the great moments in Internet history. If that happened today, it really might have caused the apocalypse.
 
2012-12-21 06:09:30 AM
According to Nathan Fillion, she smells like cookies.
 
2012-12-21 06:11:46 AM

AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion, she smells like cookies.


I never wanted to be Nathan Fillion more than I do now.
 
2012-12-21 06:21:49 AM

Alphax: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.

That's probably the only thing I've seen her in.. aside from some old TV ads for her exercise video in the 80's.. 'Teen Steam', or something like that..


You were watching her in the Barbie Basics Workout video, you sick bastard!
 
2012-12-21 06:33:26 AM

AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion Major League Baseball, she smells like cookies a very used rosin bag.


FTFY
 
2012-12-21 06:39:30 AM

Mugato: She was so hot in Commando Embrace of the Vampire.


Fixed.
 
2012-12-21 06:41:25 AM

Life_is_a_carnivore: AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion Major League Baseball, she smells like cookies a very used rosin bag.

FTFY


Eh... I'd still cork her.
 
2012-12-21 06:44:50 AM

Alphax: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.

That's probably the only thing I've seen her in.. aside from some old TV ads for her exercise video in the 80's.. 'Teen Steam', or something like that..


My hubby allegedly got a lot of use out of that Teen Steam video when he was growing up. Thanks Alyssa!
 
2012-12-21 06:56:15 AM

Creoena: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando Embrace of the Vampire.

Fixed.


Um, I was joking. She was like 12 in Commando.
 
2012-12-21 06:56:41 AM
Speaking of 40, that's also the number of Major League baseballplayers she sleeps with....

....per year
 
2012-12-21 07:02:18 AM

Derwood: Speaking of 40, that's also the number of Major League baseballplayers she sleeps with....

....per year


Damn, she's screwed more baseball players than Steinbrenner.
 
2012-12-21 07:03:50 AM

Mugato: Creoena: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando Embrace of the Vampire.

Fixed.

Um, I was joking. She was like 12 in Commando.


And...?

/I was 14, so it was all cool...
 
2012-12-21 07:04:22 AM

Derwood: Speaking of 40, that's also the number of Major League baseballplayers she sleeps with....

....per year


So if one of us went by a sporting good store and dressed up, we might have a chance?
 
2012-12-21 07:10:51 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Life_is_a_carnivore: AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion Major League Baseball, she smells like cookies a very used rosin bag.

FTFY

Eh... I'd still cork her.


You have fungo with that
 
2012-12-21 07:14:08 AM
As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"
 
2012-12-21 07:19:35 AM

Rose McGowan Loveslave: As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"


Agreed. I would go Rose, Alyssa, then Piper then the coont from Mallrats a distant 4th.
 
2012-12-21 07:28:10 AM
Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.
 
2012-12-21 07:30:47 AM
I distinctly remember feeling very, very dirty watching her about halfway through the Who's the Boss run ... which is weird, since I'm only a year older than her. She's one of those rare girls who was clearly going to grow up hot from a very young age.

/ I feel distinctly more dirty now, watching Modern Family.
 
2012-12-21 07:40:32 AM
Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....
 
2012-12-21 07:44:03 AM

The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....


I think you're thinking of Nicole Eggert.
 
2012-12-21 07:51:24 AM

Mugato: The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....

I think you're thinking of Nicole Eggert.


Thank you, that's right.

Good thing the word's ending today, otherwise someone would take me out back and shoot me.
 
2012-12-21 07:53:16 AM
I wouldn't mind a little Andie MAcDowell... please. Pretty please.
 
2012-12-21 07:54:03 AM

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
 
2012-12-21 07:54:17 AM

The Muthaship: Mugato: The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....

I think you're thinking of Nicole Eggert.

Thank you, that's right.

Good thing the word's ending today, otherwise someone would take me out back and shoot me.


You probably got confused because one was on Who's the Boss? and the other was on Charles in Charge. One show answered the query presented by the other.
 
2012-12-21 07:59:37 AM

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


Thank you. Thank you so much.

//I'll be  in my bunker
 
2012-12-21 07:59:58 AM

Mugato: One show answered the query presented by the other.


I never thought of it that way.

Sadly, in ten minutes, I will have forgotten again....
 
2012-12-21 08:03:14 AM
cankles.
 
2012-12-21 08:09:03 AM
There was some arts magazine that last only a few issues that had a nude pictorial of Milano, though she always had something covering up her vaginal area.

Still, at age 14, that magazine provided some quality time.
 
2012-12-21 08:09:22 AM
Who?
 
2012-12-21 08:13:37 AM

The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....


fayinc.files.wordpress.com

/but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me
 
2012-12-21 08:18:31 AM

karmachameleon: /but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me


I love her but they're pretty obviously fake. I don't have the receipt or anything.
 
2012-12-21 08:21:38 AM

karmachameleon: but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me


Yeah, ummm Mugato pointed out that I wasn't even thinking about the right chick. Sorry about that.
 
2012-12-21 08:31:28 AM

Mugato: Rose McGowan Loveslave: As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"

Agreed. I would go Rose, Alyssa, then Piper then the coont from Mallrats a distant 4th.


I had a much bigger thing for piper until I saw her breasticles. Yikes.

And Embrace of the Vampire is an awesome chick kissing smoking fetish kinda movie. But only watch it for that cuz...ick.
 
2012-12-21 09:06:47 AM
Good Gods she's still incredible.

/the only reason I watched charmed with the wife when it was on
 
2012-12-21 09:10:52 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 09:16:05 AM
FTA:
Alyssa Milano turns 40 today, and she has been getting a lot of attention for how well she's aged over the past four decades.

While we agree, we also want to make sure that our favorite celebrities who still look great post 50 are getting their fair share of praise as well.


What an asshole.
 
2012-12-21 09:19:38 AM

You Are All Sheep: smoking fetish


If that's your thing.

http://smokingsexywomen.tumblr.com/page/12

ns(in the least)fw

Oh, and she's still gorgeous.
 
2012-12-21 09:24:51 AM

Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?


Poop is coming out.
 
2012-12-21 09:40:09 AM

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


Nice... was just going google up that set of pics.

Also got a chuckle out of the fact that it's a female troop she's doing the autograph for in those pics -- and it sorta looks in the third pic like said female troop is saying "Uhhh... by the way, Alyssa, your tit's are hanging out."
 
2012-12-21 09:46:04 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: You Are All Sheep: smoking fetish

If that's your thing.

http://smokingsexywomen.tumblr.com/page/12

ns(in the least)fw

Oh, and she's still gorgeous.


Actually yea, it kinda is. Thanks for that I'll check it away from work.
 
2012-12-21 09:47:12 AM

The Muthaship: karmachameleon: but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me

Yeah, ummm Mugato pointed out that I wasn't even thinking about the right chick. Sorry about that.


Whew! That was a close one...

You Are All Sheep: Mugato: Rose McGowan Loveslave: As my name implies I was a bigger fan of Rose but if Alyssa showed up at my door I would not ask, "Um, so where is Rose?"

Agreed. I would go Rose, Alyssa, then Piper then the coont from Mallrats a distant 4th.

I had a much bigger thing for piper until I saw her breasticles. Yikes.

And Embrace of the Vampire is an awesome chick kissing smoking fetish kinda movie. But only watch it for that cuz...ick.


Glad to know I'm not the only one who appreciates great art.
 
2012-12-21 10:00:08 AM
She's older than me.
 
2012-12-21 10:07:22 AM
First a Topanga thread and now this! If this is what the end of the world is like, I hope it happens again tomorrow!!!
 
2012-12-21 10:18:35 AM

mamoru: Just to help the thread along a little bit...

[imageshack.us image 376x490]

[imageshack.us image 426x640]

:)


I would love to touch her puck.
 
2012-12-21 10:44:08 AM
How well are her implants aging?
 
2012-12-21 11:08:31 AM

penguinfark: How well are her implants aging?


Obviously well.
 
2012-12-21 11:10:46 AM
I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.
 
2012-12-21 11:33:46 AM
List is FAIL without Susanna Hoffs.
 
2012-12-21 11:34:40 AM

Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.


Pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-12-21 11:40:02 AM

chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen


Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?
 
2012-12-21 11:40:44 AM
I don't understand... How does the fact that she's 40 make subby God?
 
2012-12-21 11:41:50 AM

karmachameleon: ...they're real to me


And they're spectacular!
 
2012-12-21 11:55:59 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 544x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x480]
[i.imgur.com image 800x600]


t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-21 12:03:19 PM
I have met her three times. Just as smoking in person!
 
2012-12-21 12:15:40 PM
I've never said this before, but for Alyssa (my one gimme from the wife):
Like the fists of all the angry gods in all the pantheons of all time.
As many times as they give me strength to.

I've already given gallons of myself over her for the last 30 years. It's OK though, because we're the same age. Oh, and it never made me feel like a perv. Maybe tingly and happy, but never like a perv.
 
2012-12-21 12:33:19 PM

JerseyTim: Her performance in Embrace of the Vampire was one of the great moments in Internet history. If that happened today, it really might have caused the apocalypse.


I used to have that movie on VHS.

/good times
 
2012-12-21 12:42:32 PM
My favorite part was when her tits
 
2012-12-21 12:59:15 PM

Riotboy: JerseyTim: Her performance in Embrace of the Vampire was one of the great moments in Internet history. If that happened today, it really might have caused the apocalypse.

I used to have that movie on VHS.

/good times


So did I. Now I have the DVD.
 
2012-12-21 01:05:22 PM
No love for Iman? She doesn't look much older than when I first saw her in Star Trek 6.
 
2012-12-21 01:06:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?


If you notice he said he frapped to her. Can't you imagine just surrounding yourself in caffeine goodness while watching Commando?
 
2012-12-21 01:28:34 PM

You Are All Sheep: FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?

If you notice he said he frapped to her. Can't you imagine just surrounding yourself in caffeine goodness while watching Commando?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 01:33:27 PM

You Are All Sheep: FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?

If you notice he said he frapped to her. Can't you imagine just surrounding yourself in caffeine goodness while watching Commando?


I just thought "Frapping" was a new euphemism for whipping himself up a batch of frothy white goodness.
 
2012-12-21 01:51:48 PM
I've been in love with that woman since Commando (I was about 7 so I won't take a seat over there).
 
2012-12-21 02:09:41 PM
December 19th Celebrity birthdays

Pretty good list, if you ask me. I know you didn't. But here it is. My name is missing because pestering people on Fark does not a celebrity make.
 
2012-12-21 02:35:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You Are All Sheep: FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?

If you notice he said he frapped to her. Can't you imagine just surrounding yourself in caffeine goodness while watching Commando?

I just thought "Frapping" was a new euphemism for whipping himself up a batch of frothy white goodness.


i thought it was wrapping christmas presents with the escort ads section of your local free paper
 
2012-12-21 02:55:26 PM
which would make me...hard as a rock?

/Who cares if she's 40. I was older than her years ago and I'm still older than her. And I'm still never going to get a shot at it. Uppity poon.
 
2012-12-21 03:25:13 PM
CSB:

Alyssa Milano came on a USO visit to Iraq in mid 2004 I think. Our squad "happened" to make it down to the camp she was visiting, as we lived way up North in a Tinderbox. We didn't really have time to stay and wait in line to do autographs so we just slipped around to the side for a look. It was about 130 degrees that day iirc and Alyssa was wearing a paper thin bright red blouse. As she would bend forward to sign autographs it would completely open up under her arms and Boom! Full tit. No bra, no obstructions. Just Alyssa Milano's boob, in the flesh. It was the greatest thing that had happened to me in awhile. She's never left my list.

/pretty a couple of the guys still have a pic or two out there somewhere
 
2012-12-21 03:44:28 PM

10up: CSB:

Alyssa Milano came on a USO visit to Iraq in mid 2004 I think. Our squad "happened" to make it down to the camp she was visiting, as we lived way up North in a Tinderbox. We didn't really have time to stay and wait in line to do autographs so we just slipped around to the side for a look. It was about 130 degrees that day iirc and Alyssa was wearing a paper thin bright red blouse. As she would bend forward to sign autographs it would completely open up under her arms and Boom! Full tit. No bra, no obstructions. Just Alyssa Milano's boob, in the flesh. It was the greatest thing that had happened to me in awhile. She's never left my list.

/pretty a couple of the guys still have a pic or two out there somewhere


Umm someone actually linked those pics upthread. You got to see the puppies in person? Oh lawd...
 
2012-12-21 04:20:03 PM

CarnySaur: I always thought she was considerably younger than I was, which means I felt pervy all those years for nothing!!!


I know what you mean. She's somehow slightly older than I am. That's unpossible.
 
2012-12-21 04:21:18 PM

BigMevy: Riotboy: JerseyTim: Her performance in Embrace of the Vampire was one of the great moments in Internet history. If that happened today, it really might have caused the apocalypse.

I used to have that movie on VHS.

/good times

So did I. Now I have the DVD.



What I want to know is if the "Teen Steam" workout video is on DVD or BluRay?
15? Milk did a body good.
 
2012-12-21 04:37:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: chitownmike: Profedius: I frapped to her in commando and no I won't have a seat over there, because we are the very same age. Well she is one month older. I also had dinner and drinks with her in 1992.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why do you want to see pics of him fapping to her in Commando?


+1

You would've gotten +5 if you'd posted a pic of The Rock.
 
2012-12-21 04:39:44 PM

Mugato: Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?

It's a Mayan background and it's making page loads slow as fark.


Rumor has it that it's likely Aztec, not Mayan.
 
2012-12-21 05:14:56 PM

Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.


lol
 
2012-12-21 05:37:51 PM
Sweet Jesus, she's older than me?  Wow.  I honestly never knew (or cared).

Damn she fine.
 
2012-12-21 07:59:03 PM
I now pronounce myself mi-self, long i, short e. No, wait. I now pronounce myself...ae god! (Ee, ie, yoo still available.)

/E'erbody feeling old, not just me, I see.
 
2012-12-21 09:43:26 PM

Sybarite: Here are some NSFW images of Alyssa supporting the troops.


I'd support HER troops, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-12-22 06:20:05 AM

karmachameleon: The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....

[fayinc.files.wordpress.com image 500x271]

/but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me


The Muthaship: karmachameleon: but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me

Yeah, ummm Mugato pointed out that I wasn't even thinking about the right chick. Sorry about that.


Alyssa Milano did have a boob job guys. The CiC chick did too of course.

The nudes she and her mother scoured the internet to get rid of showed the nipple scars quite well. If you can find them you'll see for yourself.

Sorry to disappoint.

pendletonpanther.files.wordpress.com

/whaa whaaaahhh
 
2012-12-22 07:20:47 AM

peterthx: karmachameleon: The Muthaship: Wasn't she in Blown Away back before the boob job? Due to my advanced age, I can't remember....

[fayinc.files.wordpress.com image 500x271]

/but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me

The Muthaship: karmachameleon: but not especially wanted, because no matter what they're real to me

Yeah, ummm Mugato pointed out that I wasn't even thinking about the right chick. Sorry about that.

Alyssa Milano did have a boob job guys. The CiC chick did too of course.

The nudes she and her mother scoured the internet to get rid of showed the nipple scars quite well. If you can find them you'll see for yourself.

Sorry to disappoint.



/whaa whaaaahhh


However, Rachel Dratch's boobs are real, and quite large.
 
2012-12-22 10:13:59 AM
Um... No.  That's Tiffani Amber Thiessen you're thinking of.  Allyssa has plenty of nudes out there.  No scouring and I think they're real dammit.
 
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