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(Huffington Post)   This can't be right. This article says Alyssa Milano just turned 40, which would make me... oh god   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 115
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2012-12-20 11:38:30 PM  
ya, me too subby. me too.
 
2012-12-20 11:41:30 PM  
I would still do things to her that would make Max Hardcore blush
 
2012-12-20 11:44:06 PM  
Don't look up Ralph Macchio's age.
 
2012-12-20 11:56:24 PM  
And she's still drop-dead gorgeous.
 
2012-12-21 12:12:24 AM  

mamoru: And she's still drop-dead gorgeous.


Often, women age a little less gracefully than men. That's also due to our unrealistic expectations of older women, sure. Anyway, I don't know what they put in her Vitamin Water, but it works.

/38
//I think I actually learned to fap from watching Who's the Boss, or the scrambled Playboy Channel
///Don't call Dateline just yet...I was younger than Milano when doing it
/Sears catalog...
 
2012-12-21 12:32:27 AM  
Just to help the thread along a little bit...

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:)
 
2012-12-21 12:39:02 AM  
What is it like being the god of ohs, subby?
 
2012-12-21 01:06:57 AM  
She was so hot in Commando.
 
2012-12-21 01:18:08 AM  
Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?
 
2012-12-21 01:20:49 AM  

Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?


It's a Mayan background and it's making page loads slow as fark.
 
2012-12-21 01:29:20 AM  

Mugato: Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?

It's a Mayan background and it's making page loads slow as fark.


Ah, I see it now.  I only saw the brown at first.
 
2012-12-21 01:39:49 AM  
I would kill so many kittens it would make everyone question an amendment in the Constitution
 
2012-12-21 01:48:34 AM  
What? That's insane. That's impossible.

[Pause]

Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
 
2012-12-21 01:55:49 AM  

Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.


That's probably the only thing I've seen her in.. aside from some old TV ads for her exercise video in the 80's.. 'Teen Steam', or something like that..
 
2012-12-21 01:59:43 AM  

beantowndog: Don't look up Ralph Macchio's age.


Even creepier since he looks the same as he did when he was 25 (which is how old he was when he was passing off as a teenager in Karate Kid).

I am convinced that Macchio and Johnny Depp both have paintings of self portraits stashed in an attic somewhere.
 
2012-12-21 02:04:45 AM  
Had...such...a...crush...in...90s...would...still..fistofangrygod
 
2012-12-21 02:08:36 AM  
Jane Seymour missing from slideshow.

/fail
 
2012-12-21 02:15:22 AM  

Mentat: Mugato: Mentat: Why did Fark suddenly turn brown?

It's a Mayan background and it's making page loads slow as fark.

Ah, I see it now.  I only saw the brown at first.


Brown among the farkie colors would be a welcome addition for the Politics tab.
 
2012-12-21 02:16:14 AM  
TTIUWOP.

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Bad, evil Cole, broke widdle Phoebe's heart.
 
2012-12-21 02:25:50 AM  
Surprised that fat greek chic is over 50.
 
2012-12-21 02:39:52 AM  
That would make me 53. Ooooo, what a surprise ;)
 
2012-12-21 02:49:30 AM  
Ah, a slideshow of other not so young women.. though the hotness varies a bit.

Jodie Foster looking good, Angela Bassett, Christy Brinkley(if a bit too thin), Emma Thompson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Iman, Andie MacDowell: all looking great.
 
2012-12-21 03:11:41 AM  
Her age now equals the number of seconds the sex would last
 
2012-12-21 03:17:20 AM  
What the hell just happened? Two weeks ago I was 32, and now I'm 41. Buncha bullsh*t.

Has this broad ever shown her rack? I'm at work and can't search.
 
2012-12-21 03:23:17 AM  
 
2012-12-21 03:44:29 AM  
Ok, Time, you've had your fun. Enough of this shiat. It stopped being funny a while ago.
 
2012-12-21 04:16:33 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: What the hell just happened? Two weeks ago I was 32, and now I'm 41. Buncha bullsh*t.

Has this broad ever shown her rack? I'm at work and can't search.


I find it strange that someone who cares about that question doesn't long ago know the answer.
 
2012-12-21 04:28:34 AM  
It's all in the face structure. She's always had a young face. Same thing people see as "ick" in Selena Gomez.
 
2012-12-21 04:32:34 AM  

jmr61: I find it strange that someone who cares about that question doesn't long ago know the answer.


I'm baffled myself, Sherlock.
 
2012-12-21 04:42:59 AM  
She's a nice woman. I like her.
 
2012-12-21 05:03:49 AM  
So much unfapped...er, untapped potential in this thread. Here, let me fix that.

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2012-12-21 05:06:57 AM  
I always thought she was considerably younger than I was, which means I felt pervy all those years for nothing!!!
 
2012-12-21 05:15:12 AM  

Alphax: Ah, a slideshow of other not so young women.. though the hotness varies a bit.

Jodie Foster looking good, Angela Bassett, Christy Brinkley(if a bit too thin), Emma Thompson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Iman, Andie MacDowell: all looking great.


i'd throw an *unf* into Betty White, just on principle alone.
 
2012-12-21 05:29:13 AM  
Mmmmmmmm... Hairy arms...
 
2012-12-21 05:33:58 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mmmmmmmm... Hairy arms...


What's a sista going to do, she's Italian.
 
2012-12-21 05:51:40 AM  

CarnySaur: I always thought she was considerably younger than I was, which means I felt pervy all those years for nothing!!!


I told my sweetie this and he said "wow, does this mean I'm not a perv?" "No honey, this means you're not a sick perv."
 
2012-12-21 06:03:05 AM  
Her performance in Embrace of the Vampire was one of the great moments in Internet history. If that happened today, it really might have caused the apocalypse.
 
2012-12-21 06:09:30 AM  
According to Nathan Fillion, she smells like cookies.
 
2012-12-21 06:11:46 AM  

AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion, she smells like cookies.


I never wanted to be Nathan Fillion more than I do now.
 
2012-12-21 06:21:49 AM  

Alphax: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.

That's probably the only thing I've seen her in.. aside from some old TV ads for her exercise video in the 80's.. 'Teen Steam', or something like that..


You were watching her in the Barbie Basics Workout video, you sick bastard!
 
2012-12-21 06:33:26 AM  

AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion Major League Baseball, she smells like cookies a very used rosin bag.


FTFY
 
2012-12-21 06:39:30 AM  

Mugato: She was so hot in Commando Embrace of the Vampire.


Fixed.
 
2012-12-21 06:41:25 AM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion Major League Baseball, she smells like cookies a very used rosin bag.

FTFY


Eh... I'd still cork her.
 
2012-12-21 06:44:50 AM  

Alphax: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando.

That's probably the only thing I've seen her in.. aside from some old TV ads for her exercise video in the 80's.. 'Teen Steam', or something like that..


My hubby allegedly got a lot of use out of that Teen Steam video when he was growing up. Thanks Alyssa!
 
2012-12-21 06:56:15 AM  

Creoena: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando Embrace of the Vampire.

Fixed.


Um, I was joking. She was like 12 in Commando.
 
2012-12-21 06:56:41 AM  
Speaking of 40, that's also the number of Major League baseballplayers she sleeps with....

....per year
 
2012-12-21 07:02:18 AM  

Derwood: Speaking of 40, that's also the number of Major League baseballplayers she sleeps with....

....per year


Damn, she's screwed more baseball players than Steinbrenner.
 
2012-12-21 07:03:50 AM  

Mugato: Creoena: Mugato: She was so hot in Commando Embrace of the Vampire.

Fixed.

Um, I was joking. She was like 12 in Commando.


And...?

/I was 14, so it was all cool...
 
2012-12-21 07:04:22 AM  

Derwood: Speaking of 40, that's also the number of Major League baseballplayers she sleeps with....

....per year


So if one of us went by a sporting good store and dressed up, we might have a chance?
 
2012-12-21 07:10:51 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Life_is_a_carnivore: AaronSynn: According to Nathan Fillion Major League Baseball, she smells like cookies a very used rosin bag.

FTFY

Eh... I'd still cork her.


You have fungo with that
 
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