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26130 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2012 at 2:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-21 03:21:29 AM  
2 votes:
"It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...
2012-12-21 02:38:39 AM  
2 votes:
Also, was it "cannibalism" when Tyson took a chunk of Holyfield's ear? No. It was just farking retarded violence, is all.
2012-12-21 02:35:41 AM  
2 votes:
 "Domestic cannibalism" sure sexes up an article better than "some chick started viciously biting her mom."

 This isn't the Miami face-eater, people, and it's embarrassing that you're trying to make it so.
2012-12-21 01:58:52 AM  
2 votes:
We need background checks and a waiting period on teeth, and a total ban on assault dentures, damnit think of the children!
2012-12-21 05:48:06 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: So, her sirname is Swallows, not Spits

Surname. Not trying to nazi you. It isn't a word you hear or use that often.
2012-12-21 05:46:35 AM  
1 vote:
"In 2009, an Upper Darby man almost chopped off his fiancée's middle finger, then bit her arm, because she didn't place the cheese on his meatball sandwich correctly."

I fail to see how this is relevant. Considering the circumstances, I find the man's response reasonable. I mean c'mon, you don't just throw cheese anywhere on a meatball sandwich.
2012-12-21 03:20:20 AM  
1 vote:
I Hunger

2012-12-21 02:37:35 AM  
1 vote:
Pretty soon we'll be importing cannibals to do jobs domestic cannibals should be doing..
2012-12-21 02:36:31 AM  
1 vote:
Shoot her or lock her away where she cannot do this again.

Better yet....

Send THIS girl from "The Walking Dead" to my room. I'll feel safer then
2012-12-21 12:34:29 AM  
1 vote:
Not from a British source, but Fark has desensitized me for long enouigh

Sorry subby, sorry admins, I know you love to fool us, but not this time
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