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2012-12-21 08:38:47 AM  
Chitwood

Wonder how often that gets mispronounced.
 
2012-12-21 08:54:22 AM  
I was hoping for a story about some really sick, crazy shiat, and instead got a lame blurb about a chick biting someone.

Who cares?
 
2012-12-21 08:56:02 AM  
media.philly.com

Okay, who wants a blowjob? Anyone? Anyone?
 
2012-12-21 09:03:01 AM  
She's just another one of millions who see their mom in the bath tub and think "SOUP"
 
2012-12-21 09:08:31 AM  
"That farking Foley!"
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2012-12-21 09:13:30 AM  

Amos Quito: [media.philly.com image 328x450]

Okay, who wants a blowjob? Anyone? Anyone?


Does she swallow?
 
2012-12-21 09:17:28 AM  
www.sickcrimes.us
It wasn't that long ago mom bit someone herself. I'd say she got what was coming.
 
2012-12-21 09:18:37 AM  

Kelira: rocky_howard: Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.

You know the DSM-V just got published, right? Update your shiat.

I don't think the DSM-V is released yet. I'm pretty sure my psychology professor would have mentioned it since he's pretty damned excited about it and won't stop talking about the possibility that the DSM will finally implement a dimensional approach instead of the current categorical one. Wikipedia says it's release date is May of 2013. I could always be wrong though. I'm wrong a lot.


Your'e right. I was being snarky. The new changes were published/released/whatever though, I saw the med school kids talking about it the other day.
 
2012-12-21 09:21:57 AM  
", is wanted for aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment. "

IS WANTED? might that mean she's not in custody currently?


Oh Schitt -  RUN, and hide the salt and pepper
 
2012-12-21 09:32:42 AM  
I prefer domestic cannabis ...ohhhhh....
 
2012-12-21 09:37:39 AM  

ATTENTION: She swallowed it!


She took it all down
 
2012-12-21 09:38:54 AM  

therealjakewhite: "It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...


I think they're wondering if she chewed it, or swallowed it whole. Ack. >_
 
2012-12-21 09:40:17 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: MagSeven: HindiDiscoMonster: So, her sirname is Swallows, not Spits

Surname. Not trying to nazi you. It isn't a word you hear or use that often.

oops... typing fail...  I really need to replace this laptop.  Keyboard is all sticky.


Dude. She's not THAT hot.
 
2012-12-21 09:42:19 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 09:45:56 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.


What would be the latin for the condition? Matris morsus?


Matrivore.

Also, FTFA:

"It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Apparently you can eat something without swallowing it. Great detective work there, Lou.
 
2012-12-21 10:21:26 AM  
"She almost took off the thumb," [Police Superintendent Michael} Chitwood said. "Nasty."

Very eloquent.
 
2012-12-21 10:24:24 AM  
Last month, a bite-fight was reported behind the Hannum's Harley Davidson shop in Chadds Ford. Police described it as a road-rage incident.

Good band name
 
2012-12-21 10:33:51 AM  
Crazy.... don't stick your thumb in it.
 
2012-12-21 10:46:04 AM  
"allegedly attacked her mother while she was bathing by biting her on the hand and both legs."

Was it last week when the Austrian guy poolside in Germany went on the naked biting spree? Don't go near the water indeed.
 
2012-12-21 12:52:54 PM  

Pribar: We need background checks and a waiting period on teeth, and a total ban on assault dentures, damnit think of the children!


Voting should be enabled.
 
2012-12-21 12:54:06 PM  
Hunger Games?
 
2012-12-21 01:50:27 PM  
In the old days, mothers always left something in the fridge if the kids got hungry.
 
2012-12-21 04:03:15 PM  

MNT71: "In 2009, an Upper Darby man almost chopped off his fiancée's middle finger, then bit her arm, because she didn't place the cheese on his meatball sandwich correctly."

I fail to see how this is relevant. Considering the circumstances, I find the man's response reasonable. I mean c'mon, you don't just throw cheese anywhere on a meatball sandwich.


andrespizza.net

Completely justified. She just tossed a sprinkle of shredded cheese on the thing. It's an abomination.
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