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2012-12-21 12:31:41 AM
I'm guessing bath salts were involved.
 
2012-12-21 12:34:29 AM
Not from a British source, but Fark has desensitized me for long enouigh

img.photobucket.com

Sorry subby, sorry admins, I know you love to fool us, but not this time
 
2012-12-21 01:45:42 AM
Domestic cannibalism

Well at least it wasn't foreign cannibalism.
 
2012-12-21 01:58:52 AM
We need background checks and a waiting period on teeth, and a total ban on assault dentures, damnit think of the children!
 
2012-12-21 02:32:46 AM
The zombie apocalypse has begun already?
 
2012-12-21 02:35:41 AM
 "Domestic cannibalism" sure sexes up an article better than "some chick started viciously biting her mom."

 This isn't the Miami face-eater, people, and it's embarrassing that you're trying to make it so.
 
2012-12-21 02:36:31 AM
Shoot her or lock her away where she cannot do this again.

Better yet....

latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com

Send THIS girl from "The Walking Dead" to my room. I'll feel safer then
 
2012-12-21 02:37:35 AM
Pretty soon we'll be importing cannibals to do jobs domestic cannibals should be doing..
 
2012-12-21 02:38:39 AM
Also, was it "cannibalism" when Tyson took a chunk of Holyfield's ear? No. It was just farking retarded violence, is all.
 
2012-12-21 02:42:11 AM
She's got crazy eyes. And yeah, my bet is she was tripping on something or has some sort of severe mental-health issues.
 
2012-12-21 02:44:47 AM
Take away her sammiches mother's flesh for six months, and she could be almost cute.
 
2012-12-21 02:46:22 AM

geekbikerskum: She's got crazy eyes. And yeah, my bet is she was tripping on something or has some sort of severe mental-health issues.


As opposed to all the rational, clear-thinking cannibals?
 
2012-12-21 02:48:15 AM
Paybacks

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2012-12-21 02:59:17 AM
Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.
 
2012-12-21 03:02:37 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.


You know the DSM-V just got published, right? Update your shiat.
 
2012-12-21 03:04:28 AM

DanZero: Not from a British source, but Fark has desensitized me for long enouigh

[img.photobucket.com image 535x648]

Sorry subby, sorry admins, I know you love to fool us, but not this time


The headline didn't include "smoking hot" or any variation of. The girl is a dog, it's safe to click.
 
2012-12-21 03:04:59 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.



What would be the latin for the condition? Matris morsus?
 
2012-12-21 03:18:53 AM
So, this picture is from a previous booking? What was she brought in for then?
 
2012-12-21 03:20:07 AM
Walking Dead + Bath salts = Nom Nom Nom
 
2012-12-21 03:20:20 AM
media.philly.com
I Hunger
 
2012-12-21 03:20:28 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors.


Or she could just be...

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-21 03:20:37 AM

rocky_howard: Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.

You know the DSM-V just got published, right? Update your shiat.


I don't think the DSM-V is released yet. I'm pretty sure my psychology professor would have mentioned it since he's pretty damned excited about it and won't stop talking about the possibility that the DSM will finally implement a dimensional approach instead of the current categorical one. Wikipedia says it's release date is May of 2013. I could always be wrong though. I'm wrong a lot.
 
2012-12-21 03:21:25 AM

Insatiable Jesus: Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.


What would be the latin for the condition? Matris morsus?


Domestica consumptio maybe?
 
2012-12-21 03:21:29 AM
"It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...
 
2012-12-21 03:22:38 AM

zerkalo: [media.philly.com image 328x450]
I Hunger


FAS maybe...eyes look a little far apart....
 
2012-12-21 03:25:05 AM
The McRibs is back.
 
2012-12-21 03:27:06 AM
Cunnilingus = domestic cannibalism.
 
2012-12-21 03:30:06 AM
nerdbastards.com

"Surely you left a bit for me, my dear? Come now....Give it up!"
 
2012-12-21 03:36:16 AM
She swallowed it!
 
2012-12-21 04:00:27 AM

therealjakewhite: "It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...


It's not just you.
 
2012-12-21 04:01:06 AM
domestic cannibalism


 
2012-12-21 04:01:48 AM
Subby, you sneaky fark
 
2012-12-21 04:05:15 AM
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2012-12-21 04:42:46 AM
What a munchie farker.
 
2012-12-21 04:59:04 AM
she does look peckish
 
2012-12-21 05:01:45 AM
Fat biatches'll eat anything.
 
2012-12-21 05:35:53 AM
Who was bathing?
 
2012-12-21 05:37:52 AM

therealjakewhite: "It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...


From context, he means he's unsure if she *chewed*it or just swallowed it.

I'll give the guy a pass; this is a bit above and beyond the normal crap the police have to deal with
 
2012-12-21 05:46:35 AM
"In 2009, an Upper Darby man almost chopped off his fiancée's middle finger, then bit her arm, because she didn't place the cheese on his meatball sandwich correctly."

I fail to see how this is relevant. Considering the circumstances, I find the man's response reasonable. I mean c'mon, you don't just throw cheese anywhere on a meatball sandwich.
 
2012-12-21 05:48:06 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: So, her sirname is Swallows, not Spits


Surname. Not trying to nazi you. It isn't a word you hear or use that often.
 
2012-12-21 05:56:37 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: Pretty soon we'll be importing cannibals to do jobs domestic cannibals should be doing..


Everyone needs to get in a big gay pile ...
 
2012-12-21 05:58:52 AM
This post is about that article. It is poorly written.
 
2012-12-21 06:32:19 AM
Do you bit your (mom's) thumb at us, madam?
 
2012-12-21 07:01:04 AM
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Anyone else reminded of despair?
 
2012-12-21 07:56:10 AM
She used to look like this before becoming a Zombie.
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2012-12-21 08:12:07 AM
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I'm drinking bath salts
And your face looks tasty
 
2012-12-21 08:18:13 AM
We don't know if she was high on drugs or what

Probably all potted up on weed.
 
2012-12-21 08:23:10 AM

StrangeQ: We don't know if she was high on drugs or what

Probably all potted up on the weed.


FTFY. ^_^
 
2012-12-21 08:38:47 AM
Chitwood

Wonder how often that gets mispronounced.
 
2012-12-21 08:54:22 AM
I was hoping for a story about some really sick, crazy shiat, and instead got a lame blurb about a chick biting someone.

Who cares?
 
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