The zombie apocalypse has begun already?

Shoot her or lock her away where she cannot do this again.

Better yet....



Send THIS girl from "The Walking Dead" to my room. I'll feel safer then

Pretty soon we'll be importing cannibals to do jobs domestic cannibals should be doing..

She's got crazy eyes. And yeah, my bet is she was tripping on something or has some sort of severe mental-health issues.

Take away her sammiches mother's flesh for six months, and she could be almost cute.

geekbikerskum: She's got crazy eyes. And yeah, my bet is she was tripping on something or has some sort of severe mental-health issues.

As opposed to all the rational, clear-thinking cannibals?

Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.

Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.

You know the DSM-V just got published, right? Update your shiat.

DanZero: Not from a British source, but Fark has desensitized me for long enouigh

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Sorry subby, sorry admins, I know you love to fool us, but not this time

The headline didn't include "smoking hot" or any variation of. The girl is a dog, it's safe to click.

Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.


What would be the latin for the condition? Matris morsus?

So, this picture is from a previous booking? What was she brought in for then?

Walking Dead + Bath salts = Nom Nom Nom

rocky_howard: Pointy Tail of Satan: Nothing in the DSM-IV on eating your mother. So I will make an ill-advised snap diagnosis and say......ancient tribal spirit acquirement disorder with Lamarckian inheritance factors. Or she could just be crazy.

You know the DSM-V just got published, right? Update your shiat.

I don't think the DSM-V is released yet. I'm pretty sure my psychology professor would have mentioned it since he's pretty damned excited about it and won't stop talking about the possibility that the DSM will finally implement a dimensional approach instead of the current categorical one. Wikipedia says it's release date is May of 2013. I could always be wrong though. I'm wrong a lot.

"It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...

The McRibs is back.

She swallowed it!

therealjakewhite: "It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...

It's not just you.

Subby, you sneaky fark

What a munchie farker.

she does look peckish

Fat biatches'll eat anything.

Who was bathing?

therealjakewhite: "It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger. We don't know whether she ate it or swallowed it. Totally out of control. We don't know if she was high on drugs or what."

Not sure if she ate it or swallowed it? Is it just me or are those not mutually exclusive...

From context, he means he's unsure if she *chewed*it or just swallowed it.

I'll give the guy a pass; this is a bit above and beyond the normal crap the police have to deal with

So, her sirname is Swallows, not Spits

"In 2009, an Upper Darby man almost chopped off his fiancée's middle finger, then bit her arm, because she didn't place the cheese on his meatball sandwich correctly."

I fail to see how this is relevant. Considering the circumstances, I find the man's response reasonable. I mean c'mon, you don't just throw cheese anywhere on a meatball sandwich.

HindiDiscoMonster: So, her sirname is Swallows, not Spits

Surname. Not trying to nazi you. It isn't a word you hear or use that often.

Mr. Shabooboo: Pretty soon we'll be importing cannibals to do jobs domestic cannibals should be doing..

Everyone needs to get in a big gay pile ...

This post is about that article. It is poorly written.

MagSeven: HindiDiscoMonster: So, her sirname is Swallows, not Spits

Surname. Not trying to nazi you. It isn't a word you hear or use that often.

oops... typing fail...  I really need to replace this laptop.  Keyboard is all sticky.

Do you bit your (mom's) thumb at us, madam?

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Anyone else reminded of despair?

She used to look like this before becoming a Zombie.

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I'm drinking bath salts
And your face looks tasty

We don't know if she was high on drugs or what

Probably all potted up on weed.

StrangeQ: We don't know if she was high on drugs or what

Probably all potted up on the weed.

FTFY. ^_^