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		Group cleans up river after truck carrying frozen patties crashes. It's always good to have hamburger helpers (localnews8.com)		25
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serial_crusher		2012-12-21 12:59:16 AM

O'Boy

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-12-21 02:58:21 AM

The thing I've realized with Hamburger Helper is that it takes you the same amount of time to prepare a proper pasta dish in the time it takes to prepare Hamburger Helper. And you don't end up with toxic gas afterwards either.

Bippal		2012-12-21 06:16:44 AM

We ate the stuff a lot as a kid and I liked a few of the kinds mom made. The beef stroganoff was always my fav followed by chili Mac. They changed it at some point and it was never the same. We made it with deer quite a bit because we didn't have a ton of money. Maybe it was a poor kid thing.

stlbluez		2012-12-21 06:25:29 AM

Clark-spitting-out-his-cheezeburger-after-Eddie-says-'I dont know why they call this stuff hamburger helper... it does just fine by itself".jpg.

Moonk		2012-12-21 06:33:24 AM

...groan...

+1

06Wahoo		2012-12-21 06:35:23 AM

These sound more like Hamburglar's to me.

/Robble, robble.

believe the hype		2012-12-21 06:39:05 AM

*sniff* ...all of those precious burgers... and to think that they were never even given a chance to become poop.

DAMN YOU CRUEL WORLD!

sexorcisst		2012-12-21 06:52:17 AM

Was the truck a big Mack?

Aces and Eights		2012-12-21 06:55:10 AM

Having organized and participated in numerous river cleanups, I applaud the efforts of these volunteers. Thank goodness this happened during cold weather. Cleaning up rotting beef. Ewwwww.

OregonVet		2012-12-21 06:59:43 AM

BOO!
This subby needs to take it between the buns!

No Time To Explain		2012-12-21 07:00:42 AM

Oh subby, giving away those hero tags and clever headlines

/still, nice story bro

Onkel Buck		2012-12-21 07:44:35 AM

Everybody wants some!

rnatalie		2012-12-21 08:00:47 AM

When they've picked them all up, Hardees is waiting for the delivery.

nmemkha		2012-12-21 08:16:16 AM

Counterpoint:

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KawaiiNot		2012-12-21 08:17:27 AM

Too bad it wasn't tuna helpers...could have just all swam away.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-12-21 09:00:12 AM

Mr. Krabs is gonna be PISSED!

Headso		2012-12-21 09:01:32 AM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS		2012-12-21 09:02:19 AM

That was a pretty great headline subby.

AbbeySomeone		2012-12-21 09:10:55 AM

Hardy har subby.

AverageAmericanGuy: The thing I've realized with Hamburger Helper is that it takes you the same amount of time to prepare a proper pasta dish in the time it takes to prepare Hamburger Helper. And you don't end up with toxic gas afterwards either.

Yep. That stuff is nasty,chemical stew.

darth_badger		2012-12-21 09:13:31 AM

Wodan11		2012-12-21 09:17:11 AM

Does anyone else see a graphic of the mayan calendar before TFA pops up? I wonder if their site got a virus, or else if they are trying to be cute doing an easter egg thing.

Wodan11		2012-12-21 09:17:50 AM

nm. It's fark doing that.

factoryconnection		2012-12-21 09:47:38 AM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: That was a pretty great headline subby.

I agree; it is definitely headline of the week material and a late contender for "of the quarter" consideration.