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(KATU)   A "concealed weapons" permit doesn't mean you can hide it under the seat in a movie theater   (katu.com) divider line 16
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5346 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2012 at 5:24 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-21 01:14:51 AM  
3 votes:
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Knows a little about shooting in a movie theater
2012-12-21 07:26:34 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-21 02:49:20 AM  
2 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Is he a teacher?


Armed elementary school teachers are the true wave of our future safety. With their lengthy amount of firearms training and invariably innate steely-nerved and stoic actions, our problems here will soon be over.
2012-12-21 01:15:22 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-21 10:19:19 AM  
1 votes:

Solaris: you have pee hands: Solaris: Wonka doesn't know that I'm am trained in active shooter response, so yes, yes I could have done something. And I would have used a firearm to do it (gasp)

Let's say there's 4 of you in the theater all trained in active shooter response.  It's dark.  How do you be sure you're shooting at the original shooter and not each other?

[www.episd.org image 275x184]

A four person response team looks something like this. This is not the only pattern to do this, but notice the officers are close and will move together. Communicate, communicate, communicate.


Funny way to watch a movie.
2012-12-21 10:11:33 AM  
1 votes:

Chummer45: I am of the view that the Second Amendment was intended to preserve the rights of the states to have well-regulated militias, to ease the concerns of anti-federalists who were worried that the federal government may get too powerful by disbanding the militias and raising a standing army. Why do I think that? Because it is one sentence that immediately announces its purpose - preserving the right of the people to operate "well-regulated militias." A militia is "regulated" by the state, which expresses the will of its citizens. So in that sense, the word "people" as used in the amendment has the same as "we the people" in the preamble of the constitution - it refers to the "people" in the collective sense. The right of the "people" in the second amendment is referring to the citizens of the states (through their state governments).


"'A well-crafted pepperoni pizza, being necessary to the preservation of a diverse menu, the right of the people to keep and cook tomatoes, shall not be infringed.' I would ask you to try to argue that this statement says that only pepperoni pizzas can keep and cook tomatoes, and only well-crafted ones at that." -- Bruce Tiemann
2012-12-21 08:43:03 AM  
1 votes:
"Of the movie "The Hobbit," his review in a letter to news media organizations explaining the incident was brief: "Overly long," he said, "and fairly boring.""

Jeebus, he sounds like my ex-wife because she said the same thing about my penis.
2012-12-21 08:41:47 AM  
1 votes:
The real problem here is obvious, he wasn't armed as he went home that night. What if some punk, had held a gun on him and he was there defenseless. If you conceal carry it is your duty to carry two weapons in case just this scenario happens to you.

/think of the children!
2012-12-21 08:31:29 AM  
1 votes:
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is not amused
2012-12-21 07:49:58 AM  
1 votes:
That's why it's better to carry assault weapons. Just sling it in front of you so you won't forget it.
2012-12-21 07:23:17 AM  
1 votes:
Of the movie "The Hobbit," his review in a letter to news media organizations explaining the incident was brief: "Overly long," he said, "and fairly boring."

Well, I'm glad he included that important bit of info, because if there's one movie critic whose opinion you can trust, it's a senile old gun-nut who has abandoned his loaded safety-off weapon in a theater full of children!

By any chance, did he review the theater's overpriced food and drinks, as well??
2012-12-21 05:50:53 AM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And he's a licensed gun dealer. But this won't affect THAT license.
And he never called law enforcement but he showed up at the theater the next morning...

Tillamook Sheriff Andy Long told the local paper that the man acted like the weapon 'would be in the lost and found with lost eyeglasses and other things.'


From your first link: "You have people shooting up malls, building bombs," he said. "And I'm the bad guy."

Awww, poor widdle persecuted Quackenbush, I feel so bad for him. It's so unfair that anyone criticize him just for not knowing where his loaded gun was.

*headdesk*
2012-12-21 05:45:27 AM  
1 votes:
They found the gun under a Quacken bush
or was it under a Crab tree?
2012-12-21 05:34:45 AM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And he's a licensed gun dealer. But this won't affect THAT license.
And he never called law enforcement but he showed up at the theater the next morning...

Tillamook Sheriff Andy Long told the local paper that the man acted like the weapon 'would be in the lost and found with lost eyeglasses and other things.'


Well of course it would be in the lost and found. With a round in the chamber and the safety off.

This IS Merica, right? I mean, I thought this was Merica? Apparently one lib finds a gun and suddenly this isn't Merica anymore. I want my country back.

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2012-12-21 02:56:54 AM  
1 votes:
2012-12-21 12:23:09 AM  
1 votes:
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