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(BBC)   Argentine woman to marry twin sister's killer, which is going to lead to some awkward family dinners   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 49
    More: Dumbass, Argentine, twin brothers, Victor Cingolani  
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2012-12-21 12:31:42 AM  
redstandard.org
 
2012-12-21 01:34:52 AM  
"My Twin Sister's Killer, My Husband". Coming soon to Lifetime.
 
2012-12-21 03:45:14 AM  
To be fair, the sister he did kill was the fat one. It's a net win.
 
2012-12-21 03:47:03 AM  
Then on the wedding night:

"Let me just get this dress off you and...wait, why do YOU have a scar there? Did you BOTH get bitten?"

"No, just me."

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
 
2012-12-21 03:49:11 AM  
I worked with a guy who farked his wife's twin sister and his wife never let him live it down. His attitude was that because they looked the same, what's the big deal. Maybe he was farking with us but he was so damned funny and likeable that he got away with murder at work, why not that?
 
2012-12-21 03:51:23 AM  
How could he be sure he got the right one?
 
2012-12-21 04:06:02 AM  
That's hot!

/too soon?
 
2012-12-21 04:09:54 AM  
That story is all kinds of farked up. Also enjoyed reading about the roving gangs of looters in that country.
 
2012-12-21 04:20:28 AM  
Parent Trap

Husband Trap
 
2012-12-21 04:20:50 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Also enjoyed reading about the roving gangs of looters in that country.


Personally enjoyed 'Toddler Eggs Hatch Deadly Snakes.'
 
2012-12-21 04:21:37 AM  
A second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.

OK, that line threw my entire understanding of the situation out of the window.
 
2012-12-21 04:26:42 AM  

DanZero: [redstandard.org image 360x267]


Salad needs more butter mother
 
2012-12-21 04:32:14 AM  
Puts a hole new meaning on getting twin sisters.
 
2012-12-21 05:04:46 AM  
A photo of the fiancé has been released to the press..
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 05:25:40 AM  
Wow. It really is a man's world isn't it.
 
2012-12-21 05:48:39 AM  
TV Announcer: "Aaaand here's today's headlines, as directed by Pedro 'What Is This I Don't Even-' Almodovar. Next, Romero with the evening sports."
 
2012-12-21 06:15:22 AM  
B-b-but it's BIBLICAL!

i651.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-21 06:41:14 AM  

Shatner's Bassoon: A second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.

OK, that line threw my entire understanding of the situation out of the window.


Yeah. Maybe she was banging this guy but "dating" that one? But why would they BOTH kill her? I don't understand.
 
2012-12-21 07:08:02 AM  
no she dont look crazy at all, of course you should marry her dude who killed her sister, you will surely survive that first night you are alone with her

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-21 07:22:33 AM  
"Cingolani was convicted of Johana Casas' murder and is serving 13 years in prison in the town of Pico Truncado".

"A second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder".

i94.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-21 07:36:13 AM  

kvinesknows: no she dont look crazy at all, of course you should marry her dude who killed her sister, you will surely survive that first night you are alone with her

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x364]


She looks like Priscilla Presley.
 
2012-12-21 07:43:09 AM  
resources2.news.com.au

It's a man's world.
 
2012-12-21 07:46:41 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

That's a nice choker you got there.

But I'm not wearing a choker.

Don't worry. You will be.
 
2012-12-21 07:53:12 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

The deceased.
The model's body was found with two bullet wounds in a field.

I shot two bullets in to a field. Lookin' for some food. Up from the ground come a bubbling crude. Kin folk said, "Harry move away from there. Last week, you sold all your mineral rights for a '62 Bel Air."
 
2012-12-21 08:06:23 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 194x259]

The deceased.
The model's body was found with two bullet wounds in a field.


Have you ever had a bullet wound in your field? Hurts like hell.
 
2012-12-21 08:10:13 AM  
Speaking of Argentine women, Mark Sanford is planning to run for Tim Scott's open seat in the House.
 
2012-12-21 08:24:08 AM  
Not surprising really, a con game that seduced one girl has a pretty good chance to also work on her twin, especially in a country with a justice system that runs on "I want to BELIEVE!" rather than "innocent until proven guilty."

/these are people that truly believe they need to liberate the Falklands, whether the natives want to be liberated or not
//especially if the natives don't want to be liberated, that just proves how seductive "rule of law" is and why it needs to be replaced with "rule by the President-for-Life's whims"
 
2012-12-21 08:41:47 AM  
I hope the author of that article has fully recovered from the stroke they had while writing it.
 
2012-12-21 09:01:25 AM  
Victor Cingolani is convicted already of the murder yet a second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.
I don't know something is fishy.
 
2012-12-21 09:04:51 AM  

kvinesknows: no she dont look crazy at all, of course you should marry her dude who killed her sister, you will surely survive that first night you are alone with her

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x364]


Is that her? Oh hell no! sleep with one eye open man!
 
2012-12-21 09:05:35 AM  
He only killed her twin sister. It not like he is the former Governor of South Carolina.
 
2012-12-21 09:19:27 AM  

KimNorth: Victor Cingolani is convicted already of the murder yet a second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.
I don't know something is fishy.


Yeah, it's not like two people can take part in murdering someone.
 
2012-12-21 09:29:48 AM  
www.israbox.com
 
2012-12-21 10:04:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 194x259]

The deceased.
The model's body was found with two bullet wounds in a field.

Have you ever had a bullet wound in your field? Hurts like hell.


So we are now calling a fivehead a field?
 
2012-12-21 10:12:46 AM  

Shatner's Bassoon: A second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.

OK, that line threw my entire understanding of the situation out of the window.


yeah... unless they these two were working together, i don't have any idea how you can convict two different people for the same crime.  of course, i also don't know argentine law
 
2012-12-21 10:13:24 AM  

pute kisses like a man: yeah... unless they these two were working together,


whoops
 
2012-12-21 10:14:44 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: KimNorth: Victor Cingolani is convicted already of the murder yet a second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.
I don't know something is fishy.

Yeah, it's not like two people can take part in murdering someone.


True, true and there were "two" shots fired...hum ( "
 
2012-12-21 10:14:49 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: KimNorth: Victor Cingolani is convicted already of the murder yet a second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.
I don't know something is fishy.

Yeah, it's not like two people can take part in murdering someone.


the complicated/ambiguous part is that there was no mention any where in the story of any allegations of the two working together
 
2012-12-21 10:19:16 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: KimNorth: Victor Cingolani is convicted already of the murder yet a second man, Marco Diaz, Johana's boyfriend at the time of her murder, is awaiting trial charged with her murder.
I don't know something is fishy.

Yeah, it's not like two people can take part in murdering someone.


OMG! Maybe they were drunk and seeing double thinking both sisters were there firing two shots off thinking they killed them both!!! I'm a freaken genius! I solved it!

//
 
2012-12-21 10:31:02 AM  
What can I say? Women love jerks. Killing someone just shows that you are truly a man. Of course women get moist for that.
 
2012-12-21 10:38:55 AM  

TotallyHeadless: What can I say? Women love jerks. Killing someone just shows that you are truly a man. Of course women get moist for that.


This guy should follow in "Mystery"'s footsteps and teach men how to string bullshiat lines so good you can pump two bullets in a woman's back, then bone her sister.
 
2012-12-21 11:32:15 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: TotallyHeadless: What can I say? Women love jerks. Killing someone just shows that you are truly a man. Of course women get moist for that.

This guy should follow in "Mystery"'s footsteps and teach men how to string bullshiat lines so good you can pump two bullets in a woman's back, then bone her sister.


"I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies."

Who hasn't shot their load on a chicks back and then banged her sister?
 
2012-12-21 12:09:34 PM  
42 comments and nobody has noted that it's "Argentinian", not "Argentine"? The grammar nazis must need their sleep or something.
 
2012-12-21 12:11:59 PM  
Or perhaps the grammar junta...
 
2012-12-21 02:45:49 PM  
Thirteen years in a 3rd world prison followed by a life sentence.
 
2012-12-21 03:24:05 PM  

Enigmamf: 42 comments and nobody has noted that it's "Argentinian", not "Argentine"? The grammar nazis must need their sleep or something.



The Brits still typically use Argentine. I wouldn't doubt that it is still that way in the BBC style manual. While both are technically correct, Argentine is used more as a descriptive adjective these days (an Argentine dish), whereas Argentinian is the more commonly used demonym. Don't expect to see that change in the UK anytime soon though. There are still papers over there that use the word "manageress" to refer to a female manager.
 
2012-12-21 04:36:05 PM  

Sybarite: There are still papers over there that use the word "manageress" to refer to a female manager.


They need to join the 21st century and use the term that has become the standard, "raging biatch queen from hell".
 
2012-12-21 07:28:30 PM  
...

my head hurts now...
 
2012-12-22 12:12:00 PM  
www.icecreamteam.org
 
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