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(Buzzfeed)   The Chechen Army has some impressive guns. These...are not those guns   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 41
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21573 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 9:07 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-20 09:34:14 PM
5 votes:

zedster: I liked this on, man build AK out of Shovel


subspacecomms.com

back in my day we didn't even get a shovel
2012-12-20 10:33:56 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com

Too soon?
2012-12-20 11:01:08 PM
3 votes:
www.ijreview.com
2012-12-20 09:21:16 PM
3 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net


Chechnya has been overrun by orks ?
2012-12-20 10:56:43 PM
2 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

What a Cheechan Army might look like
2012-12-20 09:33:50 PM
2 votes:
fallout.neoseeker.com

Don't laugh. That thing can take a Super Mutant's head off with a teddy bear!
2012-12-20 09:14:05 PM
2 votes:
These are not they.
2012-12-20 09:11:16 PM
2 votes:

zedster: I liked this one, man build AK out of Shovel


ftfm
2012-12-20 08:57:21 PM
2 votes:
2012-12-20 08:52:10 PM
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: some of those don't look very accurate


I agree. They should all have bayonets to be effective
2012-12-21 06:59:10 AM
1 votes:
From the looks of some of those firearms I think you'd be safer standing in front of it when it goes off than behind.
2012-12-21 02:08:21 AM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: This man killed seventeen Czechoslovakians. He's an interior decorator.

[cdn.stripersonline.com image 506x316]


His house looked like shiat.
2012-12-20 11:15:20 PM
1 votes:

Oznog: MemeSlave: Once "gun control" hits the US, we'll be building these in our garages too.

What puzzled me is Khyber Pass guns. The weaponsmiths are fantastically good at producing copies of popular, manufactured guns, but with relatively crude tools.
They're remarkably close to the originals, but "not quite", and may be out-of-shape or have spelling errors in the markings.
Quality is unpredictable and explosion is possible, especially without underloaded ammunition.

I'm just puzzled why they don't design a gun which they have the technology to manufacture reliably.


Protip: If you're traveling back in time to help the Confederacy win the War of Northern Aggression, bring AK-47s.  Any more advanced weapon will be too hard to duplicate.
2012-12-20 10:55:01 PM
1 votes:
ATTENTION ALL FARKERS: Get on the Innertubes and locate a book called "U.S. Army Training Manual TM-210: Improvised Weapons". Download a copy and save it, then spam a copy to all your friends.

Just take an old fart's word, it will be worth your time.

\\\ And at the rate things are going, you are likely to need it sooner than you might want.
2012-12-20 10:45:41 PM
1 votes:

UsikFark: SockMonkeyHolocaust: French arms dealers have to sell something. It might as well be those.

France is the #4 largest arms exporter in the world.


THAT'S THE JOKE DOT JAY PEG

/you probably mistook the post for a LOL FRENCH SURE SURRENDER DON'T THEY? instead of "French Arms Dealers Are Unethical Even For Arms Dealers" post
2012-12-20 10:42:45 PM
1 votes:

Apos: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

is definitely the most dubious of the bunch. It might also be the most accurate.

/I don't care to find out either way.


That totally needs a "Front Toward Enemy" on it somewhere
2012-12-20 10:41:47 PM
1 votes:
I like seeing displays of homemade weapons like this. It brings back sweet childhood memories. Of being taken, after our slap on the wrist in court, by the Norfolk VA detectives who worked on our case, to see our "mortar" proudly displayed in their collection of zip guns and shanks. Iron pipe, cap, hole, M-80, D-sized battery.
2012-12-20 10:37:14 PM
1 votes:

Oznog: clyph: some_beer_drinker: some of those don't look very accurate

They only have to be accurate and reliable enough to ambush one enemy and take his weapons.

I love photos like this. It shows the sheer absurdity of attempts to ban guns. If you can't buy one, you can make one that's good enough to get you something better.

An open bolt, full auto SMG is one of the mechanically simplest firearms around. It's actually MORE difficult to make it NOT be full auto. Going with a pistol caliber round means that you can use a mass-delayed blowback action, which is dirt simple compared to a gas operated locking bolt action which you'd need for a rifle caliber cartridge.



Well you ain't going on a killing spree with any of theose. I'm not saying you couldn't kill someone, but it'd likely be only one person, most likely yourself.

The significant technology that got demonstrated recently was 3D printing a gun's lower receiver. Now the upper receiver and barrel were all mfg gun parts, but the trouble is, the law regards those as REPLACEMENT parts, not a firearm, and are largely uncontrolled.

The lower receiver is considered "the gun", even though it has the least stressed parts in it. But the stressed parts like the barrel wears out from the stress and they wanted people to be able to replace them without all the paperwork and registration of a new firearm. That logic has somewhat backfired as the receiver is relatively simple to make now, and getting an off-the-shelf replacement barrel and upper receiver makes a whole "new gun" at home.


Or I can use a sub $100 drill press with a couple decent milling bits and a $200 80% jig and turn lowers out by the dozen. Takes less than an hour with an 80% lower and I am legally allowed to make firearms for home use so long as they aren't supressed, SBRs or AOWs.
2012-12-20 10:31:22 PM
1 votes:

studebaker hoch: zedster

Vice.com interview with him

The Internet has an unlimited supply of weird.


I know. It's a great place, isn't it?

*dances about in her underpants, wildly wielding a bottle of Linie Akvavit*

Yay! The Mayan long count calender end/end of the world and I just got my Fark "everybody panic" shirt today! We can all DIAF now, knowing that everything is right in the world. Success achieved!
2012-12-20 10:30:26 PM
1 votes:

doglover: For the time, effort, and money wasted, you could actually learn to be a gunsmith and start setting up a machine shop. Maybe in 20-30 years when you can get a laser sintering fabricator that's actually able to make something approaching the strength of decent steel you can do worry. But for right now it's nothing special.


Rather than copying existing designs, why not engineer completely new design concepts based around the strengths and limitations of the new technology? Barrel doesn't hold up for more than 5 shots? Big deal. Make it disposable. Hell, make it part of the ammunition. It's a wide open field for experimentation and completely new ideas. Exciting times. It almost makes me want to go back to school and study mechanical engineering.
2012-12-20 10:26:44 PM
1 votes:

ilambiquated: I can't fap to this!

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 445x345]


That's pretty much what I look like. Except with cats instead of guns.
2012-12-20 10:22:26 PM
1 votes:
French arms dealers have to sell something. It might as well be those.
2012-12-20 10:18:36 PM
1 votes:
10.0.0.1: Never go full retard.

We used to be a military super-power but the way things are going this administration will not quit until we're so low that these backwoods Chechens have superior firepower. That's how it will be so easy for the UN to invade. Wow. So sad.
2012-12-20 10:09:42 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: And yet they seem to giving Putin all sorts of mayhem with these crap-ass tools.


What? Did he forget to take off his shirt or something? That is what seems to activate Putin's super powers of creepy badassery.
2012-12-20 10:07:27 PM
1 votes:
ilambiquated

I can't fap to this!

This guy means business.

First time I've ever seen a machine pistol with a fixed dildo.
2012-12-20 09:58:12 PM
1 votes:
Did a quick google image search, appears the images started here http://englishrussia.com/2007/06/04/chechen-self-made-weapons/
2012-12-20 09:55:57 PM
1 votes:
I can't fap to this!

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-20 09:54:53 PM
1 votes:

doglover: thorthor: Our teachers are smart enough to educate our kids maybe they could build their own weapons, hell lets let the kids help. The only solution that I can see is if EVERYONE is armed at all times, and can spray bullets willy nilly. That will stop all of this gun violence.... right?

/first time trolling, hope I'm doing it right?

3/10

Would be 2/10, but it's your first time.


Thanks for the feedback ill keep trying
2012-12-20 09:52:24 PM
1 votes:
This will be Obama's legacy.
2012-12-20 09:48:25 PM
1 votes:
WAAAGH!

/ Da Orkz
2012-12-20 09:47:49 PM
1 votes:

MemeSlave: Once "gun control" hits the US, we'll be building these in our garages too.


Yeah that farking Negro is gonna take our guns! Herp dederp de derp.
2012-12-20 09:44:53 PM
1 votes:

MemeSlave: Once "gun control" hits the US, we'll be building these in our garages too.


What puzzled me is Khyber Pass guns. The weaponsmiths are fantastically good at producing copies of popular, manufactured guns, but with relatively crude tools.
They're remarkably close to the originals, but "not quite", and may be out-of-shape or have spelling errors in the markings.
Quality is unpredictable and explosion is possible, especially without underloaded ammunition.

I'm just puzzled why they don't design a gun which they have the technology to manufacture reliably.
2012-12-20 09:44:35 PM
1 votes:
Our teachers are smart enough to educate our kids maybe they could build their own weapons, hell lets let the kids help. The only solution that I can see is if EVERYONE is armed at all times, and can spray bullets willy nilly. That will stop all of this gun violence.... right?

/first time trolling, hope I'm doing it right?
2012-12-20 09:44:19 PM
1 votes:
fc05.deviantart.net
2012-12-20 09:40:17 PM
1 votes:

Oznog: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450][s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

You're bordering on "Steampunk" there.
I don't think "Chechenpunk" will quite catch on, though.


That bottom one looks like the "Pirate Gun" from No Easy Day, minus the cammo paint job.
2012-12-20 09:37:01 PM
1 votes:
Once "gun control" hits the US, we'll be building these in our garages too.
2012-12-20 09:35:58 PM
1 votes:
Left this in a few threads previously. Relevant again.

/for education only
//no, honest, it is
2012-12-20 09:35:11 PM
1 votes:
finalbossfight.co.uk

Careful- that thing heats up like crazy!
2012-12-20 09:28:17 PM
1 votes:

zedster: I liked this on, man build AK out of Shovel


Since I've been to a few AK build parties, I got a real kick out of that...thanks!
2012-12-20 09:17:52 PM
1 votes:
AKs are suddenly hard to get in the Eastern bloc area? Well the Mayans were right, fark.
2012-12-20 07:55:43 PM
1 votes:
some of those don't look very accurate
 
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