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(Yahoo)   Texas (of course) legislator says the ping pong balls (and flat-screen TVs) are more dangerous than guns. Hey, pal, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 12
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2012-12-20 11:29:59 PM
3 votes:
Hey, assholes.

"There's something more dangerous than guns" isn't an argument against gun control.

There are plenty of legitimate arguments against gun control. That's not one of them.

Stabbing you six times is worse than stabbing you three times. Doesn't mean stabbing you three times is allowed.
2012-12-20 09:39:05 PM
2 votes:
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Damn Skippy, they are!
2012-12-20 08:50:55 PM
2 votes:
And yet by Texas Republican standards he's probably considered an intellectual heavy hitter
2012-12-21 09:15:18 PM
1 votes:

Abacus9:

Good thing bombs are illegal.


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2012-12-20 10:53:24 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Jesda: No, hysterical anti-gun whackjobs are the ones doing it wrong.

Yes, gun crime in the UK has gone WAYYYYY up since they banned most firearms in 1997. They're totally doing it wrong.



They banned swords. Yes, they are doing it wrong.
2012-12-20 10:03:40 PM
1 votes:
Off subject, but does anyone remember the porno flick w/ Wendy o. Williams shooting ping pong balls out of her snatch? Classic.
2012-12-20 09:52:32 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls

How many people have ever killed 26 people in a matter of a few minutes?



I don't know. But we didn't ban gasoline after this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Land_fire
2012-12-20 09:51:08 PM
1 votes:
Succeed already...


You can be armed with ping pongs, we'll keep the guns. Don't want Texans feeling unsafe so they can keep the more dangerous thing....
2012-12-20 09:46:50 PM
1 votes:

steamingpile: Yes because the speed of killing is what's important...


Yes, I believe the speed of the killing IS what's important. Why do you rarely hear of a mass-murder involving some other method? Poison is difficult because you have to get all of your participants to willingly drink it. Knives are really bloody and take a lot of effort. Swords likewise. Chainsaws are unwieldy.
2012-12-20 09:41:45 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls

How many people have ever killed 26 people in a matter of a few minutes?


Yes because the speed of killing is what's important....

First step is not to ban guns, magazine clips, or types of rifles, step one is to ban crazy people from ever beaing near a gun unless its pointed at their head.
2012-12-20 09:08:12 PM
1 votes:
Swallowing ping pongs is more dangerous than properly handling a fire arm.
 
Think about it.
2012-12-20 07:05:40 PM
1 votes:
Gun addicts will go to great and irrational lengths to mitigate the dangers of their addiction in public.

What this idiot is saying is like a junkie saying: "heroin really isn't that bad. More people die from prescription medications than heroin."
 
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