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(Yahoo)   Texas (of course) legislator says the ping pong balls (and flat-screen TVs) are more dangerous than guns. Hey, pal, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 95
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2012-12-20 06:26:04 PM
FTFA:  Incoming Texas State Rep. Kyle Kacal says guns don't kill people-ping-pong kills people. 
 
What do you think the odds are that this jerkoff's middle name begins with a "K" too?
 
2012-12-20 06:34:24 PM
Some people really need have their "bullshiat statistics" meter checked out. I automatically check any statistic that seems weird, even if it's supporting my side, because no one wants to be proven wrong.
 
2012-12-20 07:05:40 PM
Gun addicts will go to great and irrational lengths to mitigate the dangers of their addiction in public.

What this idiot is saying is like a junkie saying: "heroin really isn't that bad. More people die from prescription medications than heroin."
 
2012-12-20 07:17:12 PM
This kind of statement should be an expulsion-able offense.
 
2012-12-20 08:00:55 PM
The only incident that I'm aware of in which ping pong balls were dangerous was the time that Michelle Malkin got a case of the hiccups in the middle of her show and before they could get her a glass of water, she had killed seven members of the audience and wounded 12 others.
 
2012-12-20 08:07:21 PM

FloydA: The only incident that I'm aware of in which ping pong balls were dangerous was the time that Michelle Malkin got a case of the hiccups in the middle of her show and before they could get her a glass of water, she had killed seven members of the audience and wounded 12 others.

 
I was trying to work in a Michelle Malkin reference too, so I'm glad someone did.
 
2012-12-20 08:50:55 PM
And yet by Texas Republican standards he's probably considered an intellectual heavy hitter
 
2012-12-20 09:05:31 PM
To Ping Pong
 
2012-12-20 09:08:12 PM
Swallowing ping pongs is more dangerous than properly handling a fire arm.
 
Think about it.
 
2012-12-20 09:09:43 PM

Cyberluddite:

What do you think the odds are that this jerkoff's middle name begins with a "K" too?


Kyle J. Kacal

img838.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 09:11:46 PM
Pretty much shows you that this country has gone to hell when a Republican speaks and people question it.
 
2012-12-20 09:11:55 PM
I almost choked on a ping pong ball while playing beer pong a few months ago, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-12-20 09:13:38 PM
Its stupid to make this argument so close to something like this, even if you are right you will look like a dick.
 
2012-12-20 09:14:46 PM
I like his style.

/Texan
//Gun Colletor
///Fiscal Conservative Republican
 
2012-12-20 09:14:46 PM
Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls
 
2012-12-20 09:15:57 PM
 
2012-12-20 09:18:11 PM
Texas i49.tinypic.com Mexico
 
2012-12-20 09:20:35 PM
When conservatives deviate from reading pictures of bumper stickers and come up with some novel rhetoric they remind us why they typically stick to the bumper stickers.
 
2012-12-20 09:21:07 PM

badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.


Ya,  no kidding.
 
2012-12-20 09:25:10 PM
Well, once you pack them with black powder for an episode of Mythbusters, yeah...
 
2012-12-20 09:26:00 PM

You Must Construct Additional Pylons.: I like his style.

/Texan
//Gun Colletor
///Fiscal Conservative Republican


You know what they say about birds of a feather?
 
2012-12-20 09:28:02 PM
I bet his constituents are nodding approvingly, happy that he just stuck it to the rest of the world.
 
2012-12-20 09:29:33 PM

badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls


How many people have ever killed 26 people in a matter of a few minutes?
 
2012-12-20 09:30:01 PM

badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.


That's why Chuck Norris is registered with the Federal Lethal Weapons Registry. If he didn't have a Lethal Weapons Carrying Permit, they would have to cut off his fists, his legs, and his dick.
 
2012-12-20 09:30:45 PM
The inmates are running the asylum.
 
2012-12-20 09:31:33 PM
One of my ping-pong balls allegedly hit Howie Mandel right between the eyes.

True story, bro.
 
2012-12-20 09:35:03 PM

Vodka Zombie: Gun addicts will go to great and irrational lengths to mitigate the dangers of their addiction in public.

What this idiot is saying is like a junkie saying: "heroin really isn't that bad. More people die from prescription medications than heroin."


I was thinking it's like saying that hospitals are bad, because people are always dying in them. If you're seriously injured, it's statistically safer to stay at home, right?
 
2012-12-20 09:35:16 PM
i.imgur.com

Could put your eye out at 50 paces.
 
2012-12-20 09:35:37 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

oblig
 
2012-12-20 09:35:42 PM
what an embarassme  .  .  .   Oh texas
 
2012-12-20 09:39:05 PM
www.tvparty.com
Damn Skippy, they are!
 
2012-12-20 09:39:49 PM
One model helicopter had to come off the shelves because of-yikes-"laceration hazards."

Those must be some big shelves.
 
2012-12-20 09:41:45 PM

cameroncrazy1984: badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls

How many people have ever killed 26 people in a matter of a few minutes?


Yes because the speed of killing is what's important....

First step is not to ban guns, magazine clips, or types of rifles, step one is to ban crazy people from ever beaing near a gun unless its pointed at their head.
 
2012-12-20 09:46:50 PM

steamingpile: Yes because the speed of killing is what's important...


Yes, I believe the speed of the killing IS what's important. Why do you rarely hear of a mass-murder involving some other method? Poison is difficult because you have to get all of your participants to willingly drink it. Knives are really bloody and take a lot of effort. Swords likewise. Chainsaws are unwieldy.
 
2012-12-20 09:48:06 PM
I'm so embarrassed for America right now. When it comes to being PHENOMENALLY STUPID, a massive portion of our government is over nine thousand.
 
2012-12-20 09:51:08 PM
Succeed already...


You can be armed with ping pongs, we'll keep the guns. Don't want Texans feeling unsafe so they can keep the more dangerous thing....
 
2012-12-20 09:52:17 PM
But beer pong is ok, right?

Whew. Dodged that bullet.
 
2012-12-20 09:52:32 PM

cameroncrazy1984: badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls

How many people have ever killed 26 people in a matter of a few minutes?



I don't know. But we didn't ban gasoline after this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Land_fire
 
2012-12-20 09:54:49 PM

You Must Construct Additional Pylons.: I like his style.

/Texan
//Gun Colletor
///Fiscal Conservative Republican


Please show me a single incident where one flat-screen television or ping-pong managed to kill 26 people. I don't have anything against private gun ownership but you do yourself a disservice by siding with this retard.

/Texan
//Fiscal Conservative Democrat
 
2012-12-20 09:54:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: steamingpile: Yes because the speed of killing is what's important...

Yes, I believe the speed of the killing IS what's important. Why do you rarely hear of a mass-murder involving some other method? Poison is difficult because you have to get all of your participants to willingly drink it. Knives are really bloody and take a lot of effort. Swords likewise. Chainsaws are unwieldy.


Resume

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp,
Acid stains you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live

-- Dorothy Parker, suicide
 
2012-12-20 09:55:08 PM

badhatharry: cameroncrazy1984: badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls

How many people have ever killed 26 people in a matter of a few minutes?


I don't know. But we didn't ban gasoline after this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Land_fire


We didn't ban fertilizer either after Oklahoma City Bombing. Just probably get you in trouble if you buy them in bulk.
 
2012-12-20 09:56:06 PM
/Confused

www.global-b2b-network.com
 
2012-12-20 09:56:10 PM

cameroncrazy1984: steamingpile: Yes because the speed of killing is what's important...

Yes, I believe the speed of the killing IS what's important. Why do you rarely hear of a mass-murder involving some other method? Poison is difficult because you have to get all of your participants to willingly drink it. Knives are really bloody and take a lot of effort. Swords likewise. Chainsaws are unwieldy.


home made bombs.
on the news.
every damn day.
 
2012-12-20 09:59:17 PM
More people have been killed by lightning than by guns! Hell, more people have won the Powerball jackpot than have been killed by guns!
 
2012-12-20 09:59:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Yes, I believe the speed of the killing IS what's important. Why do you rarely hear of a mass-murder involving some other method? Poison is difficult because you have to get all of your participants to willingly drink it. Knives are really bloody and take a lot of effort. Swords likewise. Chainsaws are unwieldy.


What you are ignoring is that guns out of the hands of crazy people is more important, you will never get rid of guns in the USA, get over it.
 
2012-12-20 10:00:04 PM

WizardofToast: badhatharry: cameroncrazy1984: badhatharry: Looks like we need to ban "hands, fists, and feet". They kill more people than rifles.

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2010/tables/10tbl20.xls

How many people have ever killed 26 people in a matter of a few minutes?


I don't know. But we didn't ban gasoline after this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Land_fire

We didn't ban fertilizer either after Oklahoma City Bombing. Just probably get you in trouble if you buy them in bulk.


No, and we didn't even really restrict the sale, or require ID, or put taggants in it. Because Republicans.
 
2012-12-20 10:01:17 PM

Mike_LowELL: Pretty much shows you that this country has gone to hell when a Republican speaks and people question it.


No, this country will have gone completely to hell when a Democrat proposes a plan and there's no Republicans around to complain about how much it would cost.
 
2012-12-20 10:03:40 PM
Off subject, but does anyone remember the porno flick w/ Wendy o. Williams shooting ping pong balls out of her snatch? Classic.
 
2012-12-20 10:05:13 PM

Inquisitive Inquisitor: You Must Construct Additional Pylons.: I like his style.

/Texan
//Gun Colletor
///Fiscal Conservative Republican

Please show me a single incident where one flat-screen television or ping-pong managed to kill 26 people. I don't have anything against private gun ownership but you do yourself a disservice by siding with this retard.

/Texan
//Fiscal Conservative Democrat


It is not the single tv or ping-pong to be worried about. They work together to kill a lot of people. Like velociraptors. We are in big trouble when the AR-15's evolve to learn this skill.
 
2012-12-20 10:07:36 PM
ksaz.images.worldnow.com

I'd imagine the TV danger has ebbed a good deal since the cheap LCDs out there now couldnt crush a piece of bread.

Progress!
 
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