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(Jalopnik)   North Korea made a video game. It's called Pyongyang Racer. This is not a joke   (jalopnik.com) divider line 77
    More: Amusing, Pyongyang Racer, North Koreans, Pyongyang, racing games, video games, private car, short supply, SNES  
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2012-12-21 12:18:35 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: [media.tumblr.com image 320x200]

Rad and bichin'


Ooh, what's the name of that game? I remember playing something like that back in my day..
 
2012-12-21 12:19:22 AM  

Medic Zero: doglover: North Koreans probably have the best sex.

Yeah, malnutrition and slow starvation are known for making people energetic.


As long as they don't bite...
 
2012-12-21 12:22:24 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Rad and bichin'


Is that Stunts? That game was awesome.
 
2012-12-21 01:06:04 AM  

Medic Zero: doglover: North Koreans probably have the best sex.

Yeah, malnutrition and slow starvation are known for making people energetic.


When else do they have the chance for release?
 
2012-12-21 01:14:48 AM  
Meh. Driving a bus to Las Vegas is better than this game.
 
2012-12-21 01:33:49 AM  
Can never play a driving game again.

Nothing has ever been better. 8 linked at the bowling alley, drinking a beverage or two. Beat the hell out of those machines. Nice farking cabs.
sega-addicts.murnaumusic.com
 
2012-12-21 02:19:30 AM  
Epic!

No wait. that's not the word. Let me think....
 
2012-12-21 03:13:37 AM  
Why is there no youtube video of this epic game?
 
2012-12-21 04:04:53 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-12-21 04:30:21 AM  

Medic Zero: doglover: North Koreans probably have the best sex.

Yeah, malnutrition and slow starvation are known for making people energetic.


It doesn't seem to slow the baby factories in Africa none.
 
2012-12-21 06:14:09 AM  

ciberido: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: This sounds like the  Gymkata  of racing games.


I WANT to play it. Now.

When you describe it like THAT, I'm in!

I just saw the trailer for Gymkata.  Wow.  How did I ever manage to not see this before?


That just made my 4:15 am
 
2012-12-21 07:35:22 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Can never play a driving game again.

Nothing has ever been better. 8 linked at the bowling alley, drinking a beverage or two. Beat the hell out of those machines. Nice farking cabs.
[sega-addicts.murnaumusic.com image 550x300]


While I desperately want 2 of those for my house, I have to complain about the fact that the computer slows the leader down to let the other players catch up.
 
2012-12-21 07:57:02 AM  

shizbgby_v2: Random Anonymous Blackmail: [media.tumblr.com image 320x200]

Rad and bichin'

Ooh, what's the name of that game? I remember playing something like that back in my day..


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Drivin'

/played it every morning during the late 80s, getting a kick...
 
2012-12-21 08:11:15 AM  
i266.photobucket.com

Thanks zedster
 
2012-12-21 08:12:22 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: shizbgby_v2: Random Anonymous Blackmail: [media.tumblr.com image 320x200]

Rad and bichin'

Ooh, what's the name of that game? I remember playing something like that back in my day..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Drivin'

/played it every morning during the late 80s, getting a kick...


Yes! I remember playing this in an arcade in Atlantic City back in the early 90s. Good times...
 
2012-12-21 08:16:31 AM  
i266.photobucket.com

Eh, one more.
 
2012-12-21 08:27:35 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Eh, one more.


Q+D
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-21 10:52:13 AM  
"Here he comes, here comes Pyongyang racer, he's demo--- I mean highly restricted citizen with no rights and an ass backwards country led by a lunatic on wheels"
 
2012-12-21 11:14:11 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: It's been around for over 7 years according to the Amazon reviews.


It would probably sucked in 2005 as well.

I wonder why they didn't just rip of someones engine and used that. What would the owner do, sue them?
 
2012-12-21 11:21:03 AM  

zedster: Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Eh, one more.

Q+D
[i46.tinypic.com image 640x360]


You weren't far off with your oxcart
farm9.staticflickr.com
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kernbeisser/8190485629/in/photostream/
 
2012-12-21 12:38:40 PM  
Tapeyourdong 2 Missle.
 
2012-12-21 01:44:17 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 400x300]

A much better Pyongyang driving game (mainly because you can blow up large sections of the city)


such a great game
the second was meh
but the first 'mercenaries' was awesome & i wish they would make another like it
 
2012-12-21 02:04:11 PM  

Langdon Alger: "Here he comes, here comes Pyongyang racer, he's demo--- I mean highly restricted citizen with no rights and an ass backwards country led by a lunatic on wheels"




ThiswasthefirstthingithoughhtofwhenIreadthisheadline HA HA!
 
2012-12-21 03:20:51 PM  

phrawgh: Medic Zero: doglover: North Koreans probably have the best sex.

Yeah, malnutrition and slow starvation are known for making people energetic.

It doesn't seem to slow the baby factories in Africa none.


Sure. I didn't say it stopped people from having sex, his contention was Norks have the best sex. I find that highly unlikely. Healthy, happy, well fed, people are bound to have better sex.
 
2012-12-21 04:40:42 PM  
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2012-12-21 07:26:31 PM  

ciberido: I just saw the trailer for Gymkata. Wow. How did I ever manage to not see this before?


sewnandsilent: That just made my 4:15 am



When you finally get around to that film, you are in for a TREAT!

"The skill of gymnastics! The kill of karate!"
 
2012-12-23 05:06:35 AM  

Medic Zero: phrawgh: Medic Zero: doglover: North Koreans probably have the best sex.

Yeah, malnutrition and slow starvation are known for making people energetic.

It doesn't seem to slow the baby factories in Africa none.

Sure. I didn't say it stopped people from having sex, his contention was Norks have the best sex. I find that highly unlikely. Healthy, happy, well fed, people are bound to have better sex.


Also, being legally required to scream "OH BRAVE GENEROUS MARVELOUS BRILLIANT LEADER!!! OH BRAVE GENEROUS MARVELOUS BRILLIANT LEADER!!!" when climaxing can be a bit distracting.
 
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