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(Gawker)   Dear idiots on Twitter: Yes, reindeer actually exist   (gawker.com ) divider line
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13446 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 10:55 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-20 11:03:21 PM  
6 votes:
They're not REAL reindeer, though. They're RINO.
2012-12-20 11:14:59 PM  
4 votes:
Some years ago, when the movie Reign of Fire came out, I was at work and a number of my coworkers had seen the movie that weekend. They were talking about the movie, when the question arose, did dragons actually exist? They all figured yes, sort of, but they were really dinosaurs. This led to the follow up question, did some of these dragons/dinosaurs breathe fire? Nobody was really sure, so they asked a guy in another department, who they all agreed was "really smart," and he said that they probably didn't breathe fire. Having stretched their minds to full capacity, they all stopped talking about the movie and went back to work, while I contemplated new creative ways of drinking bourbon at my desk without anyone noticing.
2012-12-21 02:17:17 AM  
3 votes:

andrewagill: Uh... I hate to break it to you, but muppets are not real.


cdn3.sbnation.com

"I'll tell ya what's not real."

"What?"

"This guy's sense of humor!"

D'OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
2012-12-20 11:10:59 PM  
3 votes:

p51d007: Notice most of those photos from twitter are nothing but a bunch of tw*ts?
Reason 3,503 why Obama got elected.... more LOW information voters


And a happy next 4 years to you, too, farktard! You should pace yourself, don't want to overwork those tear ducts!
2012-12-20 11:10:19 PM  
3 votes:
I've met two people who argued that all ponies eventually become horses.
2012-12-21 08:45:00 PM  
2 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Reindeer eat lichen. Therefore, Reindeer > Werewolves


Did you just liken lichen to lycan?
2012-12-20 11:23:30 PM  
2 votes:

stuffy: FYI they don't fly. Tested it myself. Don't ask it was messy.


I can only assume this project involved a trebuchet and a temporary permit from the FAA...
2012-12-20 11:20:17 PM  
2 votes:
FYI they don't fly. Tested it myself. Don't ask it was messy.
2012-12-20 11:08:39 PM  
2 votes:

ima turkey: Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.


har-dee-har-har! you so funny! Enjoy the next 4 years, shiatstain!
2012-12-20 11:07:34 PM  
2 votes:

Cheesus: Meh, not as infuriating as all the idiots on twitter that didn't realize Titanic was a real ship. Just disappointing.


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2012-12-20 10:58:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-20 10:58:51 PM  
2 votes:
Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.
2012-12-20 09:03:49 PM  
2 votes:
How long until reindeer are blamed for the rise in violence in our society?
2012-12-21 07:47:13 AM  
1 vote:

big pig peaches: Right, next you'll tell us the mythical platypus really exists in an enchanted land down under.


Yes, and dropbears.
2012-12-21 05:48:23 AM  
1 vote:
I can't believe I just found out that Twitter is a real thing!
2012-12-21 12:46:01 AM  
1 vote:

Fluorescent Testicle: DutchDynamite: Americans haven't changed much since then i guess.......

It's not just Americans. The moronic staff of my Australian high school fell for both an Onion article (going so far as to ban Harry Potter books completely) and the dihydrogen monoxide gag (which I pulled on them myself to see if the gullibility thing was a one-off or not). People in general are dumb as bricks.

/CSB.


Skrew you, buddy. Some of my best friends are bricks.
2012-12-21 12:17:22 AM  
1 vote:

borg: The man quietly replied, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU8vaWbricQ#t=9s
2012-12-21 12:07:51 AM  
1 vote:

wellreadneck: Gyrfalcon: wellreadneck: I've met two people who argued that all ponies eventually become horses.

I knew some people like that.

When I was eight.

Since most of my peers had ponies, I'd have been surprised to hear it back then. I was stunned to hear a middle-aged drunk slur "but they live for, like, thirty years".


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When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony.  He was a beautiful pony and I loved him!
2012-12-21 12:01:13 AM  
1 vote:

schrepjm: Dear commenter on the site who said the NRA wants to give these people guns: No, no they do not.


True.  How are gun manufacturers going to make money if they just give the guns away?

America will only be free and safe once every undiagnosed schizophrenic, elementary school teacher, and 8-year-old child is armed to the teeth with guns they paid for.
2012-12-20 11:58:08 PM  
1 vote:
Real:
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Not real:
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Real:
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Not real:
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Are you farking kidding me???
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2012-12-20 11:55:51 PM  
1 vote:

swingerofbirches: I've been a vegetarian ever since I became aware that the chicken I loved eating so much was the same cute chicken I saw on Sesame Street.


Uh... I hate to break it to you, but muppets are not real.
2012-12-20 11:27:37 PM  
1 vote:

stuffy: FYI they don't fly. Tested it myself. Don't ask it was messy.


approves:
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2012-12-20 11:24:26 PM  
1 vote:
Boy, wait til they find out that reindeer can fly.
2012-12-20 11:24:15 PM  
1 vote:
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Caribou
2012-12-20 11:19:57 PM  
1 vote:
Oh deer.
2012-12-20 11:15:49 PM  
1 vote:

ima turkey: Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.


p51d007: Notice most of those photos from twitter are nothing but a bunch of tw*ts? Reason 3,503 why Obama got elected.... more LOW information voters


According to noted liberal plant Michelle Malkin, the Republicans "Won" Twitter this year.

Now shoo, little trolls. Adults are talking.
2012-12-20 11:11:22 PM  
1 vote:

ima turkey: Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.


So do douchebags who insist on dragging their partisan bullshiat into every thread.
2012-12-20 11:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
Right, next you'll tell us the mythical platypus really exists in an enchanted land down under.
2012-12-20 11:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
Twitter provides a great service of announcing idiots to the world.
2012-12-20 11:04:55 PM  
1 vote:
And this is why the rest of the world mocks America.
Seriously, these people are allowed to breed.
2012-12-20 11:00:36 PM  
1 vote:

some_beer_drinker: and they taste good too.


I disagree, reindeer bites can be pretty nasty
2012-12-20 10:56:16 PM  
1 vote:
What?

[reads article]

WHAT THE F*CK?!??!
2012-12-20 10:01:01 PM  
1 vote:
I was always dubious about 2hump camels. You only see two humpers in cartoons but at the zoo it was nothing but one humpers.
2012-12-20 08:53:02 PM  
1 vote:
Not exactly. Reindeer are just domestic caribou.
 
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