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(Gawker)   Dear idiots on Twitter: Yes, reindeer actually exist   (gawker.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-20 11:11:22 PM
3 votes:

ima turkey: Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.


So do douchebags who insist on dragging their partisan bullshiat into every thread.
2012-12-21 08:45:00 PM
2 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Reindeer eat lichen. Therefore, Reindeer > Werewolves


Did you just liken lichen to lycan?
2012-12-20 11:15:49 PM
2 votes:

ima turkey: Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.


p51d007: Notice most of those photos from twitter are nothing but a bunch of tw*ts? Reason 3,503 why Obama got elected.... more LOW information voters


According to noted liberal plant Michelle Malkin, the Republicans "Won" Twitter this year.

Now shoo, little trolls. Adults are talking.
2012-12-20 11:14:59 PM
2 votes:
Some years ago, when the movie Reign of Fire came out, I was at work and a number of my coworkers had seen the movie that weekend. They were talking about the movie, when the question arose, did dragons actually exist? They all figured yes, sort of, but they were really dinosaurs. This led to the follow up question, did some of these dragons/dinosaurs breathe fire? Nobody was really sure, so they asked a guy in another department, who they all agreed was "really smart," and he said that they probably didn't breathe fire. Having stretched their minds to full capacity, they all stopped talking about the movie and went back to work, while I contemplated new creative ways of drinking bourbon at my desk without anyone noticing.
2012-12-20 10:56:16 PM
2 votes:
What?

[reads article]

WHAT THE F*CK?!??!
2012-12-20 10:23:51 PM
2 votes:

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Not exactly. Reindeer are just domestic caribou.


Caribou is what we call reindeer in North America. It's the same species.
2012-12-20 08:53:02 PM
2 votes:
Not exactly. Reindeer are just domestic caribou.
2012-12-21 07:47:13 AM
1 votes:

big pig peaches: Right, next you'll tell us the mythical platypus really exists in an enchanted land down under.


Yes, and dropbears.
2012-12-21 01:15:50 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Not exactly. Reindeer are just domestic caribou.


Nor are they all domesticated.
2012-12-21 12:01:13 AM
1 votes:

schrepjm: Dear commenter on the site who said the NRA wants to give these people guns: No, no they do not.


True.  How are gun manufacturers going to make money if they just give the guns away?

America will only be free and safe once every undiagnosed schizophrenic, elementary school teacher, and 8-year-old child is armed to the teeth with guns they paid for.
2012-12-20 11:58:08 PM
1 votes:
Real:
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Not real:
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Real:
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Not real:
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Are you farking kidding me???
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2012-12-20 11:35:21 PM
1 votes:

DutchDynamite: Americans haven't changed much since then i guess.......


It's not just Americans. The moronic staff of my Australian high school fell for both an Onion article (going so far as to ban Harry Potter books completely) and the dihydrogen monoxide gag (which I pulled on them myself to see if the gullibility thing was a one-off or not). People in general are dumb as bricks.

/CSB.
2012-12-20 11:21:14 PM
1 votes:

stuffy: FYI they don't fly. Tested it myself. Don't ask it was messy.


You didn't prove that they couldn't fly, only that those reindeer you tested chose not to fly.
2012-12-20 11:11:30 PM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: and they taste good too.


I had reindeer heart served with a lingonberry sauce in Stockholm that was amazing. Very very tasty.
2012-12-20 11:09:14 PM
1 votes:
Notice most of those photos from twitter are nothing but a bunch of tw*ts?
Reason 3,503 why Obama got elected.... more LOW information voters
2012-12-20 11:07:34 PM
1 votes:

Cheesus: Meh, not as infuriating as all the idiots on twitter that didn't realize Titanic was a real ship. Just disappointing.


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2012-12-20 11:02:52 PM
1 votes:
Reindeer eat lichen. Therefore, Reindeer > Werewolves
2012-12-20 10:58:54 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-20 10:58:51 PM
1 votes:
Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.
2012-12-20 09:03:49 PM
1 votes:
How long until reindeer are blamed for the rise in violence in our society?
2012-12-20 08:50:20 PM
1 votes:
and they taste good too.
 
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