Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.

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Meh, not as infuriating as all the idiots on twitter that didn't realize Titanic was a real ship. Just disappointing.

some_beer_drinker: and they taste good too.

I disagree, reindeer bites can be pretty nasty

Dear idiots on Twitter: Yes, reindeer actually exist

FTFA

They're not REAL reindeer, though. They're RINO.

This just in: people are stupid.

Film at 11

And this is why the rest of the world mocks America.
Seriously, these people are allowed to breed.

Twitter provides a great service of announcing idiots to the world.

Executive summary:

Reindeer are real.

Santa Claus is real, though very dead.

If Santa Claus ever did deliver presents by reindeer, they're dead now.

Cheesus: Meh, not as infuriating as all the idiots on twitter that didn't realize Titanic was a real ship. Just disappointing.

Right, next you'll tell us the mythical platypus really exists in an enchanted land down under.

ima turkey: Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.

har-dee-har-har! you so funny! Enjoy the next 4 years, shiatstain!

Notice most of those photos from twitter are nothing but a bunch of tw*ts?
Reason 3,503 why Obama got elected.... more LOW information voters

I've met two people who argued that all ponies eventually become horses.

p51d007: Notice most of those photos from twitter are nothing but a bunch of tw*ts?
Reason 3,503 why Obama got elected.... more LOW information voters

And a happy next 4 years to you, too, farktard! You should pace yourself, don't want to overwork those tear ducts!

some_beer_drinker: and they taste good too.

I had reindeer heart served with a lingonberry sauce in Stockholm that was amazing. Very very tasty.

some_beer_drinker: and they taste good too.

I was gonna say the same thing. There's a pizza place here that has reindeer sausage as a topping.

Some years ago, when the movie Reign of Fire came out, I was at work and a number of my coworkers had seen the movie that weekend. They were talking about the movie, when the question arose, did dragons actually exist? They all figured yes, sort of, but they were really dinosaurs. This led to the follow up question, did some of these dragons/dinosaurs breathe fire? Nobody was really sure, so they asked a guy in another department, who they all agreed was "really smart," and he said that they probably didn't breathe fire. Having stretched their minds to full capacity, they all stopped talking about the movie and went back to work, while I contemplated new creative ways of drinking bourbon at my desk without anyone noticing.

ima turkey: Hey Obama voters. Reindeer really do exist.

p51d007: Notice most of those photos from twitter are nothing but a bunch of tw*ts? Reason 3,503 why Obama got elected.... more LOW information voters

According to noted liberal plant Michelle Malkin, the Republicans "Won" Twitter this year.

Now shoo, little trolls. Adults are talking.

The plural is "reindeer", right? 'Cause several of those tweeters in that article put an unnecessary "s" at the end...

Oh deer.

FYI they don't fly. Tested it myself. Don't ask it was messy.

stuffy: FYI they don't fly. Tested it myself. Don't ask it was messy.

You didn't prove that they couldn't fly, only that those reindeer you tested chose not to fly.

tuffsnake: All the people from twitter quoted there are women, maybe it's a gender specific thing

I think they're members of a gender willing to admit how stupid they are. Dudes tend not to want to advertise that they were wrong about something.

stuffy: FYI they don't fly. Tested it myself. Don't ask it was messy.

I can only assume this project involved a trebuchet and a temporary permit from the FAA...

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Caribou

commisioner: And this is why the rest of the world mocks America.
Seriously, these people are allowed to breed.


In 1995 my brother studied in the US and told his classmates that in Holland people live in windmills and dinosaurs got extinct only 10 years ago. They believed him.

Americans haven't changed much since then i guess.......

DutchDynamite: commisioner: And this is why the rest of the world mocks America.
Seriously, these people are allowed to breed.


In 1995 my brother studied in the US and told his classmates that in Holland people live in windmills and dinosaurs got extinct only 10 years ago. They believed him.

Americans haven't changed much since then i guess.......

Come on, admit it....you're doing a gullibility test right now, aren't you?

Gyrfalcon: wellreadneck: I've met two people who argued that all ponies eventually become horses.

I knew some people like that.

When I was eight.

Since most of my peers had ponies, I'd have been surprised to hear it back then. I was stunned to hear a middle-aged drunk slur "but they live for, like, thirty years".

DutchDynamite: Americans haven't changed much since then i guess.......

It's not just Americans. The moronic staff of my Australian high school fell for both an Onion article (going so far as to ban Harry Potter books completely) and the dihydrogen monoxide gag (which I pulled on them myself to see if the gullibility thing was a one-off or not). People in general are dumb as bricks.

/CSB.

Was it wrong of me to tell 2nd graders what a douchebag actually is and what it's/used to be used for?

DutchDynamite: commisioner: And this is why the rest of the world mocks America.
Seriously, these people are allowed to breed.


In 1995 my brother studied in the US and told his classmates that in Holland people live in windmills and dinosaurs got extinct only 10 years ago. They believed him.

Americans haven't changed much since then i guess.......

That... that can't be true, can it?

I've been told that when I was a child visiting relatives in Sweden, I ate and loved reindeer pate.

I've been a vegetarian ever since I became aware that the chicken I loved eating so much was the same cute chicken I saw on Sesame Street.

But before that I had some pretty exotic, gross things, like caviar, and loved it, so I've been told.

One time I was older in Sweden driving with my parents behind a truck carrying reindeer pelts that kept falling out of the truck and falling all over the road and the smell in our car was so horrible from them. I still have no idea why the guy was carrying them. He eventually pulled over when he got to a communal garbage can (this was out in the country where you have to drive to them) and threw them away. But they must have been rotting or something, or maybe reindeer pelts just smell bad.

/I did have this weird time once where I couldn't remember if rhinoceroses currently exist or were one of the dinosaurs and are extinct. I really freaked myself out and felt like one of those stoners who gets amused/freaked out by simple things like that. I told myself I had to figure it out before I looked it up because I want to believe that I did in fact know something like that, and it was just a brain glitch. I ended up having to look it up.
//I've never smoked marijuana.
///I am on some bad psych drugs, though, and probably sound like a stoner at times.

Dear commenter on the site who said the NRA wants to give these people guns: No, no they do not.

swingerofbirches: I've been a vegetarian ever since I became aware that the chicken I loved eating so much was the same cute chicken I saw on Sesame Street.

Uh... I hate to break it to you, but muppets are not real.