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(Daily Mail)   "I pushed the wrong button" is the often heard lament of those who post pics of their genitalia on Facebook   ( divider line
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2012-12-20 09:21:31 PM  
4 votes:
Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.
2012-12-21 03:54:42 AM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.

Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. .

Oh don't be stupid. Women generally aren't visual in the way men are. Men get turned on by gynaecological shots. Show most men a super-HD close up of a woman's spread labia and they'll cum in their own pants. Women, not so much.

Cocks look stupid. It looks only slightly less stupid erect. There are relatively few women who would get actually turned on by a photo of your cock. Few would consider it actually sexy. So yeah a GUY might get off on sending a woman a picture of his cock, but that's his self-gratification. The woman receiving the pic is probably getting bugger all out of it. Except something funny to show her friends over drinks.

/Men are sexier with their pants on
2012-12-20 09:26:10 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.

you must be a girl.
2012-12-21 03:26:15 AM  
1 vote:
This world would be a much more tolerable place if people would stop and think for even a brief moment before acting. Simple questions need to be asked and answered. Such as:

Will my 850 Facebook chums be as fascinated by this snapshot of my lunch as I am?
Do they all want to know the name of every song I listen to on Spotify?
Will they all think I am clever for reposting funny pictures from George Takei, thus saving anyone interested from looking on his wall instead?
Does my opinion truly deserve ALL CAPS and EXTRA! PUNCTUATION!!!
I have nothing to say but crave attention. Should I write something vague and meaningless so people will ask me what it is about?
Am I really making a difference in the world by "raising awareness" and quite literally doing nothing else?
Does everyone want to hear about the cute thing my toddler said?
Should I find out what LOL means before typing it?
Aren't Rickrolls hilarious?
Do people really want to see cartoons about my politics every single day, ten times a day?
Does everyone want to know what game I have on my Xbox right now?
Should I tell everyone about my recent operation in gruesome detail?

and yes,

Should I really be taking a picture of my boaby to share?
2012-12-20 11:29:42 PM  
1 vote:
Is there any support for not greenlighting submissions from the daily fail? Seriously this piece of shiat rag should not be encouraged by this forum. Crap, crap, crap.
2012-12-20 11:25:54 PM  
1 vote:

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.
2012-12-20 11:19:56 PM  
1 vote:
You got me to click a Daily Mail link. Well played, fark.
2012-12-20 10:38:39 PM  
1 vote:
Girls don't want to see that shiat anyway. They're not like us.
2012-12-20 10:35:23 PM  
1 vote:
So would that be the button to transmit it to the entire frikkin world, or the one to take the picture in the first place?

/your narcissism is showing
2012-12-20 08:57:11 PM  
1 vote:
If only abject stupidity were a punishable offense....
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