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(Daily Mail)   "I pushed the wrong button" is the often heard lament of those who post pics of their genitalia on Facebook   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2012-12-21 01:28:45 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: bingethinker: Damn! Tracy can sext me anytime.

You better actually be strong and powerful. If you're just some pickup artist with a good opening, the whole internet's gonna know.


Whatever. You pretty much have to assume that all her female friends are going to know everything.
 
2012-12-21 01:58:11 AM  
I bought a small gun to match my penis.
 
2012-12-21 01:59:04 AM  

Gosling: HOW TO TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR GENITALS:

1. Let the doctor do it.
2. Make sure they never leave the hospital.
3. The pictures. Your genitals are still permitted to leave the hospital.


Unless the reason you went to the hospital was to leave your genitals...
 
2012-12-21 02:15:41 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: Hell for all I know, I took one too, we were all pretty torched.


You can't pick out your own dick from a lineup?  I'm pretty sure I could identify mine in a crowd, but I've never had the pleasure.
 
2012-12-21 02:18:15 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: I may have, or may not have accidentally posted a topless text message sent to me on my cell phone onto my facebook page. I caught it right away, and deleted it.

For about 5 seconds it was out there on Facebook.


I know what you meant by "out there", but please tell me you don't think they don't still a copy.  And will have a copy for the rest of your life.  And for a million billion years after that.
 
2012-12-21 02:28:42 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.


Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. If not... Asexual?
/shrug
//doesn't see the big deal with this slip up.
 
2012-12-21 02:38:59 AM  
pie?

eip

/mmmm, pie
 
2012-12-21 03:26:15 AM  
This world would be a much more tolerable place if people would stop and think for even a brief moment before acting. Simple questions need to be asked and answered. Such as:

Will my 850 Facebook chums be as fascinated by this snapshot of my lunch as I am?
Do they all want to know the name of every song I listen to on Spotify?
Will they all think I am clever for reposting funny pictures from George Takei, thus saving anyone interested from looking on his wall instead?
Does my opinion truly deserve ALL CAPS and EXTRA! PUNCTUATION!!!
I have nothing to say but crave attention. Should I write something vague and meaningless so people will ask me what it is about?
Am I really making a difference in the world by "raising awareness" and quite literally doing nothing else?
Does everyone want to hear about the cute thing my toddler said?
Should I find out what LOL means before typing it?
Aren't Rickrolls hilarious?
Do people really want to see cartoons about my politics every single day, ten times a day?
Does everyone want to know what game I have on my Xbox right now?
Should I tell everyone about my recent operation in gruesome detail?

and yes,

Should I really be taking a picture of my boaby to share?
 
2012-12-21 03:54:42 AM  

Smackledorfer: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.

Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. .


Oh don't be stupid. Women generally aren't visual in the way men are. Men get turned on by gynaecological shots. Show most men a super-HD close up of a woman's spread labia and they'll cum in their own pants. Women, not so much.

Cocks look stupid. It looks only slightly less stupid erect. There are relatively few women who would get actually turned on by a photo of your cock. Few would consider it actually sexy. So yeah a GUY might get off on sending a woman a picture of his cock, but that's his self-gratification. The woman receiving the pic is probably getting bugger all out of it. Except something funny to show her friends over drinks.

/Men are sexier with their pants on
 
2012-12-21 04:52:33 AM  

Smackledorfer: Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. If not... Asexual?


Yeah, what an idiot. It's like he's trying to say that men and women are different and have different mindsets about what turns them on. Forget that most psychologists agree with that.
 
2012-12-21 05:08:03 AM  
Men get turned on by gynaecological shots. Show most men a super-HD close up of a woman's spread labia and they'll cum in their own pants. Women, not so much.

Thanks for teaching us men what physically arouses us.
 
2012-12-21 05:52:07 AM  
I pushed the wrong button and posted pics of facebook on my genitalia.
 
2012-12-21 06:20:13 AM  
img.photobucket.com

I can completely understand how one makes this mistake.
 
2012-12-21 08:42:31 AM  
It doesn't help that the Post button is right next to the Post Pictures of your Junk button.
 
2012-12-21 08:50:21 AM  
Considering that there have been millions of people naked on the internet, should it really be viewed as a big deal anymore when someone's photos show up online?

Seriously. You're just a grain of sand in a vast desert of boobs, butts, and dicks. Don't worry about it.
 
2012-12-21 09:05:30 AM  
Guys, never send pics of your junk to women unless they are specifically requested. It doesn't do for them what it does for you to see theirs.
 
2012-12-21 09:48:18 AM  
i113.photobucket.com
At least he didn't almost start a war.
 
2012-12-21 10:06:54 AM  
Once posted pictures of my face on cockbook, that was just awkward for everyone involved...
 
2012-12-21 10:28:00 AM  

Mugato: Smackledorfer: Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. If not... Asexual?

Yeah, what an idiot. It's like he's trying to say that men and women are different and have different mindsets about what turns them on. Forget that most psychologists agree with that.


If that was what he was trying to say he is hardly capable of putting a thought together.

But it is good of you to have such knowledge of all women and what they all want. I'm sure what they want is for mugato to tell them what they want.
 
2012-12-21 12:42:39 PM  
Gives a new meaning to space junk.
 
2012-12-21 01:26:08 PM  
Mr. Johnson? 69 posts? Coincidence? I think not.
 
2012-12-21 03:06:18 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.


We had a Holiday party one year that went on quite late. My ex had this thing set up to automatically upload her pics to some sharing site, and then email blast a link, which she did, sending it to everybody who was there and other friends and family - without looking. Half the album was pictures of dicks inside people's pants. Different dicks, different people. Apparently five or six different guys at our party stuck her camera down their pants and took a picture at some point. Hell for all I know, I took one too, we were all pretty torched.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-21 03:48:31 PM  

if_i_really_have_to: Women generally aren't visual in the way men are. Men get turned on by gynaecological shots. Show most men a super-HD close up of a woman's spread labia and they'll cum in their own pants.


Um, no. Now if there were masturbation involved, that's a different story. Still, photos in general are not especially arousing.
 
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