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2012-12-20 08:57:11 PM  
If only abject stupidity were a punishable offense....
 
2012-12-20 09:07:32 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
the world has seen my balls
 
2012-12-20 09:11:22 PM  
We need to see pics of the GF in order to make an informed decision on this.
 
2012-12-20 09:21:31 PM  
Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.
 
2012-12-20 09:26:10 PM  

cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.


you must be a girl.
 
2012-12-20 10:35:23 PM  
So would that be the button to transmit it to the entire frikkin world, or the one to take the picture in the first place?

/your narcissism is showing
 
2012-12-20 10:38:39 PM  
Girls don't want to see that shiat anyway. They're not like us.
 
2012-12-20 11:07:41 PM  
I take a more old-school approach with a trenchcoat.
 
2012-12-20 11:12:51 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 11:17:34 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 818x646]


It's quite endearing to see congratulations there.
 
2012-12-20 11:18:26 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-12-20 11:18:32 PM  
It is real easy to make that mistake on my phone(WP) since FB in built into the OS
 
2012-12-20 11:19:26 PM  
Million to one shot, right?
 
2012-12-20 11:19:30 PM  
"Police inspector sacked"...

Nice one, editor.
 
2012-12-20 11:19:56 PM  
You got me to click a Daily Mail link. Well played, fark.
 
2012-12-20 11:20:36 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x515]


Is it just me, or does he look like the bizarro lovechild of Trey Parker and Andrew Breitbart?
 
2012-12-20 11:21:25 PM  
Who names their kid Daemon ? It's like he's a walking email error returned to sender.
 
2012-12-20 11:21:31 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: You got me to click a Daily Mail link. Well played, fark.


Well if you were looking for dick pics it serves you right.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So would that be the button to transmit it to the entire frikkin world, or the one to take the picture in the first place?

/your narcissism is showing


"I thought it said 'Print'!"
 
2012-12-20 11:23:40 PM  

Kevin72: Who names their kid Daemon ?


Old roleplaying nerds.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:47 PM  
"I said 'lunch,' not 'launch.'"

Obscure?
 
2012-12-20 11:25:54 PM  
So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.
 
2012-12-20 11:29:42 PM  
Is there any support for not greenlighting submissions from the daily fail? Seriously this piece of shiat rag should not be encouraged by this forum. Crap, crap, crap.
 
2012-12-20 11:30:07 PM  
worthless without a pic. (we women hardly get to say that much on fark)
 
2012-12-20 11:30:09 PM  
Well, Britain's Prince Harry did it, former US President Clinton unintentionally did it, and other powerful men did it - I mean the "push the wrong button thingy." And even a Barbie Doll model did a showing of her natural boobies.
So that's why some of can't help but jerk off.
 
2012-12-20 11:30:57 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.



For some unfathomable reason, it's replaced love notes, chocolate and bouquets.

Romance in the 21st century.
 
2012-12-20 11:34:35 PM  
I willy gladly post pictures of my manly, hairy 40 year old boobs on the internet and can be seen every day topless on my front porch smoking a cigarette after I first get up but prefer to be asked nicely for photographic representation of the german sausage with cream filling.

I am not an animal!

no, not really

kinda

meh
 
2012-12-20 11:37:28 PM  
That's why it's called Facebook.
 
2012-12-20 11:40:38 PM  

BitwiseShift: That's why it's called Facebook.


not Penisbook. i get it.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:04 PM  
HOW TO TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR GENITALS:

1. Let the doctor do it.
2. Make sure they never leave the hospital.
3. The pictures. Your genitals are still permitted to leave the hospital.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:46 PM  
img255.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:49:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 11:50:10 PM  
AllShelleyAllTheTime

worthless without a pic. (we women hardly get to say that much on fark)

From the looks of him, I doubt he has seen it for a few years.
 
2012-12-20 11:57:29 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: From the looks of him, I doubt he has seen it for a few years.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 11:57:47 PM  

Apos: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.


For some unfathomable reason, it's replaced love notes, chocolate and bouquets.

Romance in the 21st century.


OK, I'll try it out next time I get the chance.

On, um, someone I can do without, just in case ....
 
2012-12-20 11:59:07 PM  
came for dick...got farked
 
2012-12-20 11:59:07 PM  
cdn1.screenrant.com
 
2012-12-21 12:05:33 AM  
This is totally no big deal, even if he had a big deal down there.

He's actually pretty hot.
 
2012-12-21 12:14:33 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.


It really depends on the relationship and the couple.
Right after I graduated from Cal I started dating a girl I had met a couple years before in one of my EECS classes. She was a bit feistier than my prior GF (HS sweetheart ad college sweetheart for a couple years) and my current GF who I am certain I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. Anyways, there was one night when we were both in our respective homes when we decided to both take a few pictures and send then to the other, Her idea, but I was more than happy to reciprocate. We were both happy, no harm no foul. It was kinda exciting for both of us and we both got some hot pictures out of it, ;)
 
2012-12-21 12:14:52 AM  

cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.



We had a Holiday party one year that went on quite late. My ex had this thing set up to automatically upload her pics to some sharing site, and then email blast a link, which she did, sending it to everybody who was there and other friends and family - without looking. Half the album was pictures of dicks inside people's pants. Different dicks, different people. Apparently five or six different guys at our party stuck her camera down their pants and took a picture at some point. Hell for all I know, I took one too, we were all pretty torched.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:02 AM  

Centerpoint: came for dick...



kinky.cdn.bleacherreport.com

 
2012-12-21 12:24:29 AM  
Look, I'm 32. I've been messing around with computers since I was 7.

However a few years ago, I may have, or may not have accidentally posted a topless text message sent to me on my cell phone onto my facebook page. I caught it right away, and deleted it.

For about 5 seconds it was out there on Facebook. I was somewhat new to Windows 7 and maybe a little drunk. I had a lot of file explorer windows open and I was trying upload it from the phone, to email, to PC... to...ahem...enlarge the photo.

I'm sorry.

I wonder if my sexy texts are out there.

/hates the term "sext"

also, sex.
 
2012-12-21 12:27:07 AM  
2 things

first, hasnt his girlfriend already seen it? whats the point?

second, you do not improve your security by getting rid of law enforcement officers because they have sexual relationships. Stop being prudish.
 
2012-12-21 12:30:49 AM  
www.lamebook.com

www.lamebook.com
 
2012-12-21 12:40:14 AM  
Perhaps his Johnson has a Daemon.
 
2012-12-21 12:53:47 AM  
...But they said if it got a thousand "likes" the little girl would be cured of cancer.
 
2012-12-21 12:57:17 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: We had a Holiday party one year that went on quite late. My ex had this thing set up to automatically upload her pics to some sharing site, and then email blast a link, which she did, sending it to everybody who was there and other friends and family - without looking. Half the album was pictures of dicks inside people's pants. Different dicks, different people.


As opposed to just one guy taking pictures of all of his dicks?
 
2012-12-21 01:08:21 AM  

Mentok the MindTaker: "I said 'lunch,' not 'launch.'"

Obscure?


www.anonmgur.com

Approves!

/Nothing is obscure, blah blah blah...
 
2012-12-21 01:09:17 AM  
Damn! Tracy can sext me anytime.
 
2012-12-21 01:26:21 AM  

bingethinker: Damn! Tracy can sext me anytime.


You better actually be strong and powerful. If you're just some pickup artist with a good opening, the whole internet's gonna know.
 
2012-12-21 01:28:45 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: bingethinker: Damn! Tracy can sext me anytime.

You better actually be strong and powerful. If you're just some pickup artist with a good opening, the whole internet's gonna know.


Whatever. You pretty much have to assume that all her female friends are going to know everything.
 
2012-12-21 01:58:11 AM  
I bought a small gun to match my penis.
 
2012-12-21 01:59:04 AM  

Gosling: HOW TO TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR GENITALS:

1. Let the doctor do it.
2. Make sure they never leave the hospital.
3. The pictures. Your genitals are still permitted to leave the hospital.


Unless the reason you went to the hospital was to leave your genitals...
 
2012-12-21 02:15:41 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: Hell for all I know, I took one too, we were all pretty torched.


You can't pick out your own dick from a lineup?  I'm pretty sure I could identify mine in a crowd, but I've never had the pleasure.
 
2012-12-21 02:18:15 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: I may have, or may not have accidentally posted a topless text message sent to me on my cell phone onto my facebook page. I caught it right away, and deleted it.

For about 5 seconds it was out there on Facebook.


I know what you meant by "out there", but please tell me you don't think they don't still a copy.  And will have a copy for the rest of your life.  And for a million billion years after that.
 
2012-12-21 02:28:42 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.


Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. If not... Asexual?
/shrug
//doesn't see the big deal with this slip up.
 
2012-12-21 02:38:59 AM  
pie?

eip

/mmmm, pie
 
2012-12-21 03:26:15 AM  
This world would be a much more tolerable place if people would stop and think for even a brief moment before acting. Simple questions need to be asked and answered. Such as:

Will my 850 Facebook chums be as fascinated by this snapshot of my lunch as I am?
Do they all want to know the name of every song I listen to on Spotify?
Will they all think I am clever for reposting funny pictures from George Takei, thus saving anyone interested from looking on his wall instead?
Does my opinion truly deserve ALL CAPS and EXTRA! PUNCTUATION!!!
I have nothing to say but crave attention. Should I write something vague and meaningless so people will ask me what it is about?
Am I really making a difference in the world by "raising awareness" and quite literally doing nothing else?
Does everyone want to hear about the cute thing my toddler said?
Should I find out what LOL means before typing it?
Aren't Rickrolls hilarious?
Do people really want to see cartoons about my politics every single day, ten times a day?
Does everyone want to know what game I have on my Xbox right now?
Should I tell everyone about my recent operation in gruesome detail?

and yes,

Should I really be taking a picture of my boaby to share?
 
2012-12-21 03:54:42 AM  

Smackledorfer: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.

Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. .


Oh don't be stupid. Women generally aren't visual in the way men are. Men get turned on by gynaecological shots. Show most men a super-HD close up of a woman's spread labia and they'll cum in their own pants. Women, not so much.

Cocks look stupid. It looks only slightly less stupid erect. There are relatively few women who would get actually turned on by a photo of your cock. Few would consider it actually sexy. So yeah a GUY might get off on sending a woman a picture of his cock, but that's his self-gratification. The woman receiving the pic is probably getting bugger all out of it. Except something funny to show her friends over drinks.

/Men are sexier with their pants on
 
2012-12-21 04:52:33 AM  

Smackledorfer: Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. If not... Asexual?


Yeah, what an idiot. It's like he's trying to say that men and women are different and have different mindsets about what turns them on. Forget that most psychologists agree with that.
 
2012-12-21 05:08:03 AM  
Men get turned on by gynaecological shots. Show most men a super-HD close up of a woman's spread labia and they'll cum in their own pants. Women, not so much.

Thanks for teaching us men what physically arouses us.
 
2012-12-21 05:52:07 AM  
I pushed the wrong button and posted pics of facebook on my genitalia.
 
2012-12-21 06:20:13 AM  
img.photobucket.com

I can completely understand how one makes this mistake.
 
2012-12-21 08:42:31 AM  
It doesn't help that the Post button is right next to the Post Pictures of your Junk button.
 
2012-12-21 08:50:21 AM  
Considering that there have been millions of people naked on the internet, should it really be viewed as a big deal anymore when someone's photos show up online?

Seriously. You're just a grain of sand in a vast desert of boobs, butts, and dicks. Don't worry about it.
 
2012-12-21 09:05:30 AM  
Guys, never send pics of your junk to women unless they are specifically requested. It doesn't do for them what it does for you to see theirs.
 
2012-12-21 09:48:18 AM  
i113.photobucket.com
At least he didn't almost start a war.
 
2012-12-21 10:06:54 AM  
Once posted pictures of my face on cockbook, that was just awkward for everyone involved...
 
2012-12-21 10:28:00 AM  

Mugato: Smackledorfer: Do you get why she might send you a naughty pic of her?

If so, you are sexist. If not... Asexual?

Yeah, what an idiot. It's like he's trying to say that men and women are different and have different mindsets about what turns them on. Forget that most psychologists agree with that.


If that was what he was trying to say he is hardly capable of putting a thought together.

But it is good of you to have such knowledge of all women and what they all want. I'm sure what they want is for mugato to tell them what they want.
 
2012-12-21 12:42:39 PM  
Gives a new meaning to space junk.
 
2012-12-21 01:26:08 PM  
Mr. Johnson? 69 posts? Coincidence? I think not.
 
2012-12-21 03:06:18 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.


We had a Holiday party one year that went on quite late. My ex had this thing set up to automatically upload her pics to some sharing site, and then email blast a link, which she did, sending it to everybody who was there and other friends and family - without looking. Half the album was pictures of dicks inside people's pants. Different dicks, different people. Apparently five or six different guys at our party stuck her camera down their pants and took a picture at some point. Hell for all I know, I took one too, we were all pretty torched.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-21 03:48:31 PM  

if_i_really_have_to: Women generally aren't visual in the way men are. Men get turned on by gynaecological shots. Show most men a super-HD close up of a woman's spread labia and they'll cum in their own pants.


Um, no. Now if there were masturbation involved, that's a different story. Still, photos in general are not especially arousing.
 
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