cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.
Sock Ruh Tease: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 818x646]
some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x515]
Phil Moskowitz: You got me to click a Daily Mail link. Well played, fark.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: So would that be the button to transmit it to the entire frikkin world, or the one to take the picture in the first place?/your narcissism is showing
Kevin72: Who names their kid Daemon ?
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...Am I just an old-fashioned guy?I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.
BitwiseShift: That's why it's called Facebook.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: From the looks of him, I doubt he has seen it for a few years.
Apos: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...Am I just an old-fashioned guy?I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.For some unfathomable reason, it's replaced love notes, chocolate and bouquets.Romance in the 21st century.
Centerpoint: came for dick...
Insatiable Jesus: We had a Holiday party one year that went on quite late. My ex had this thing set up to automatically upload her pics to some sharing site, and then email blast a link, which she did, sending it to everybody who was there and other friends and family - without looking. Half the album was pictures of dicks inside people's pants. Different dicks, different people.
Mentok the MindTaker: "I said 'lunch,' not 'launch.'"Obscure?
bingethinker: Damn! Tracy can sext me anytime.
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