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(Daily Mail)   "I pushed the wrong button" is the often heard lament of those who post pics of their genitalia on Facebook   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2012-12-20 08:57:11 PM  
If only abject stupidity were a punishable offense....
 
2012-12-20 09:07:32 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
the world has seen my balls
 
2012-12-20 09:11:22 PM  
We need to see pics of the GF in order to make an informed decision on this.
 
2012-12-20 09:21:31 PM  
Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.
 
2012-12-20 09:26:10 PM  

cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.


you must be a girl.
 
2012-12-20 10:35:23 PM  
So would that be the button to transmit it to the entire frikkin world, or the one to take the picture in the first place?

/your narcissism is showing
 
2012-12-20 10:38:39 PM  
Girls don't want to see that shiat anyway. They're not like us.
 
2012-12-20 11:07:41 PM  
I take a more old-school approach with a trenchcoat.
 
2012-12-20 11:12:51 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 11:17:34 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 818x646]


It's quite endearing to see congratulations there.
 
2012-12-20 11:18:26 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-12-20 11:18:32 PM  
It is real easy to make that mistake on my phone(WP) since FB in built into the OS
 
2012-12-20 11:19:26 PM  
Million to one shot, right?
 
2012-12-20 11:19:30 PM  
"Police inspector sacked"...

Nice one, editor.
 
2012-12-20 11:19:56 PM  
You got me to click a Daily Mail link. Well played, fark.
 
2012-12-20 11:20:36 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x515]


Is it just me, or does he look like the bizarro lovechild of Trey Parker and Andrew Breitbart?
 
2012-12-20 11:21:25 PM  
Who names their kid Daemon ? It's like he's a walking email error returned to sender.
 
2012-12-20 11:21:31 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: You got me to click a Daily Mail link. Well played, fark.


Well if you were looking for dick pics it serves you right.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So would that be the button to transmit it to the entire frikkin world, or the one to take the picture in the first place?

/your narcissism is showing


"I thought it said 'Print'!"
 
2012-12-20 11:23:40 PM  

Kevin72: Who names their kid Daemon ?


Old roleplaying nerds.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:47 PM  
"I said 'lunch,' not 'launch.'"

Obscure?
 
2012-12-20 11:25:54 PM  
So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.
 
2012-12-20 11:29:42 PM  
Is there any support for not greenlighting submissions from the daily fail? Seriously this piece of shiat rag should not be encouraged by this forum. Crap, crap, crap.
 
2012-12-20 11:30:07 PM  
worthless without a pic. (we women hardly get to say that much on fark)
 
2012-12-20 11:30:09 PM  
Well, Britain's Prince Harry did it, former US President Clinton unintentionally did it, and other powerful men did it - I mean the "push the wrong button thingy." And even a Barbie Doll model did a showing of her natural boobies.
So that's why some of can't help but jerk off.
 
2012-12-20 11:30:57 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.



For some unfathomable reason, it's replaced love notes, chocolate and bouquets.

Romance in the 21st century.
 
2012-12-20 11:34:35 PM  
I willy gladly post pictures of my manly, hairy 40 year old boobs on the internet and can be seen every day topless on my front porch smoking a cigarette after I first get up but prefer to be asked nicely for photographic representation of the german sausage with cream filling.

I am not an animal!

no, not really

kinda

meh
 
2012-12-20 11:37:28 PM  
That's why it's called Facebook.
 
2012-12-20 11:40:38 PM  

BitwiseShift: That's why it's called Facebook.


not Penisbook. i get it.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:04 PM  
HOW TO TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR GENITALS:

1. Let the doctor do it.
2. Make sure they never leave the hospital.
3. The pictures. Your genitals are still permitted to leave the hospital.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:46 PM  
img255.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:49:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 11:50:10 PM  
AllShelleyAllTheTime

worthless without a pic. (we women hardly get to say that much on fark)

From the looks of him, I doubt he has seen it for a few years.
 
2012-12-20 11:57:29 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: From the looks of him, I doubt he has seen it for a few years.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 11:57:47 PM  

Apos: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.


For some unfathomable reason, it's replaced love notes, chocolate and bouquets.

Romance in the 21st century.


OK, I'll try it out next time I get the chance.

On, um, someone I can do without, just in case ....
 
2012-12-20 11:59:07 PM  
came for dick...got farked
 
2012-12-20 11:59:07 PM  
cdn1.screenrant.com
 
2012-12-21 12:05:33 AM  
This is totally no big deal, even if he had a big deal down there.

He's actually pretty hot.
 
2012-12-21 12:14:33 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

Am I just an old-fashioned guy?

I don't get why one would send one's girlfriend a picture of one's wang to begin with.


It really depends on the relationship and the couple.
Right after I graduated from Cal I started dating a girl I had met a couple years before in one of my EECS classes. She was a bit feistier than my prior GF (HS sweetheart ad college sweetheart for a couple years) and my current GF who I am certain I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. Anyways, there was one night when we were both in our respective homes when we decided to both take a few pictures and send then to the other, Her idea, but I was more than happy to reciprocate. We were both happy, no harm no foul. It was kinda exciting for both of us and we both got some hot pictures out of it, ;)
 
2012-12-21 12:14:52 AM  

cretinbob: Don't take pictures of your dick in the first place, and you don't have to worry about it.



We had a Holiday party one year that went on quite late. My ex had this thing set up to automatically upload her pics to some sharing site, and then email blast a link, which she did, sending it to everybody who was there and other friends and family - without looking. Half the album was pictures of dicks inside people's pants. Different dicks, different people. Apparently five or six different guys at our party stuck her camera down their pants and took a picture at some point. Hell for all I know, I took one too, we were all pretty torched.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:02 AM  

Centerpoint: came for dick...



kinky.cdn.bleacherreport.com

 
2012-12-21 12:24:29 AM  
Look, I'm 32. I've been messing around with computers since I was 7.

However a few years ago, I may have, or may not have accidentally posted a topless text message sent to me on my cell phone onto my facebook page. I caught it right away, and deleted it.

For about 5 seconds it was out there on Facebook. I was somewhat new to Windows 7 and maybe a little drunk. I had a lot of file explorer windows open and I was trying upload it from the phone, to email, to PC... to...ahem...enlarge the photo.

I'm sorry.

I wonder if my sexy texts are out there.

/hates the term "sext"

also, sex.
 
2012-12-21 12:27:07 AM  
2 things

first, hasnt his girlfriend already seen it? whats the point?

second, you do not improve your security by getting rid of law enforcement officers because they have sexual relationships. Stop being prudish.
 
2012-12-21 12:30:49 AM  
www.lamebook.com

www.lamebook.com
 
2012-12-21 12:40:14 AM  
Perhaps his Johnson has a Daemon.
 
2012-12-21 12:53:47 AM  
...But they said if it got a thousand "likes" the little girl would be cured of cancer.
 
2012-12-21 12:57:17 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: We had a Holiday party one year that went on quite late. My ex had this thing set up to automatically upload her pics to some sharing site, and then email blast a link, which she did, sending it to everybody who was there and other friends and family - without looking. Half the album was pictures of dicks inside people's pants. Different dicks, different people.


As opposed to just one guy taking pictures of all of his dicks?
 
2012-12-21 01:08:21 AM  

Mentok the MindTaker: "I said 'lunch,' not 'launch.'"

Obscure?


www.anonmgur.com

Approves!

/Nothing is obscure, blah blah blah...
 
2012-12-21 01:09:17 AM  
Damn! Tracy can sext me anytime.
 
2012-12-21 01:26:21 AM  

bingethinker: Damn! Tracy can sext me anytime.


You better actually be strong and powerful. If you're just some pickup artist with a good opening, the whole internet's gonna know.
 
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