gilgigamesh: An evangelical named "Joel Rosenberg"? That's like a Muslim named "Israel Jewstein".
emotion_lotion: When "they" begin to take god out of your churches then you have an issue, until then STFU.
Sock Ruh Tease: It's true. I saw Jon Stewart there with Adam Lanza and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
greenboy: God hates sloth
BraveNewCheneyWorld: Coco LaFemme: I don't think people should be able to own guns like that anyway, because I can't see what legitimate purpose they serve, even for hunting. Do you need to hit a deer with that many rounds? It's a deer, not a coked-up grizzly bear.The second amendment is not for hunting deer, it is for the ability to defend oneself against oppression.
GoldSpider: Tumunga: GAT_00: They are very lucky TDS is on Christmas break or Stewart would biatchslap these people.No matter how much you suckle up to the man's tangy nad essence, he's still not going to go out with you.Do people really FEAR Jon Stewart?
ox45tallboy: Warlordtrooper: Guns do not cause people to be mentally scarred for life.This came from another thread, it's not mine, but I think it appropriate here...There's a Dad that just spent two hours staring at a bicycle he won't be putting together that might disagree with you.
diaphoresis: Jon Stewart forced me to have an abortion. /That is all
Insatiable Jesus: Why is a guy named Rosenberg worried about Christmas?
Rosenberg, who has previously linked Hurricane Sandy to abortion rights,
ox45tallboy: DeaH: Maybe, just maybe, you're not worshiping a god at all. Maybe you're worshiping the adversary of God.Or maybe you're just mentally masturbating because there's no one at the other end of your prayer.Any god that would kill children because adults aren't praying enough is not worthy of my worship.
crazyeddie: doglover:Black PeopleBrown PeopleRed PeopleYellow PeopleThe IrishThe ItaliansPoor PeopleWhite LiberalsOther Groups That Aren't WASP RepublicansYes yes, but I need citations, sir.
MayoSlather: Because secularism is basically synonymous with violence.
wambu: This guy is an embarrassment to Christianity.
beta_plus: Sorry libs, old Joel's dad was an Orthodox Jew. Any anti-semite remarks are invalid.
Lionel Mandrake: No. Meth-fueled gay sex, then abortions.
ox45tallboy: Sock Ruh Tease: It's true. I saw Jon Stewart there with Adam Lanza and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.And then they got ABORTIONS, didn't they?
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