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(Salon)   Today's reason for the Sandy Hook shootings is *shakes Magic 8-ball* Jon Stewart   (salon.com) divider line 205
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2012-12-20 06:57:40 PM  
Same guy also blamed Sandy on abortion rights in the US. This pic seems only appropriate:
 
politicalmadness.org 
 
and
 
wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-20 08:13:50 PM  
It's true. I saw Jon Stewart there with Adam Lanza and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
 
2012-12-20 08:16:32 PM  
*scans headline*

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 08:20:40 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: It's true. I saw Jon Stewart there with Adam Lanza and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.


And then they got ABORTIONS, didn't they?
 
2012-12-20 08:21:32 PM  
Because secularism is basically synonymous with violence.
 
2012-12-20 08:21:53 PM  
I...I am just out of adjectives that can sufficiently describe the magnitude of how douchy these fkn FOXtards have gotten
 
Guns have nothing to do with it.  It's a half-hour late-night show that comes on four days a week.
 
f*ck you, asshole.
 
2012-12-20 08:23:25 PM  

ox45tallboy: Sock Ruh Tease: It's true. I saw Jon Stewart there with Adam Lanza and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

And then they got ABORTIONS, didn't they?


No.  Meth-fueled gay sex, then abortions.
 
2012-12-20 08:29:02 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
What's that Sweetness... you want me to shoot who?
 
2012-12-20 08:29:43 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: No. Meth-fueled gay sex, then abortions.


And then they took away Christmas.
 
2012-12-20 08:36:22 PM  
They are very lucky TDS is on Christmas break or Stewart would biatchslap these people.
 
2012-12-20 08:49:27 PM  

GAT_00: They are very lucky TDS is on Christmas break or Stewart would biatchslap these people.


Once the show is back from break, I'd wager this is one of the first things that they discuss, after the shooting itself.
 
2012-12-20 08:52:40 PM  

SilentStrider: GAT_00: They are very lucky TDS is on Christmas break or Stewart would biatchslap these people.

 
Once the show is back from break, I'd wager this is one of the first things that they discuss, after the shooting itself.
 
This.
 
Do you remember when Fox slammed him for something, and when he got back from a break he did a couple minute biatch-slapping monologue and finished up with a gospel choir that sang "Fark You?"
 
There will be something grand from him. I assure you.
 
2012-12-20 09:11:07 PM  
You know that guy that so efficiently points out how we're lying skum? Yeah, the shootings are his fault!
 
Lying Republican Scum.
 
2012-12-20 09:16:31 PM  
Stewart is part of "the cultural war against Jesus and Christmas" that helps "drive [God] out of our society, our of our schools and courts." 
 
If you are a Believer, God is omnipotent onmipresent and cannot be driven out of anywhere he wants to be, so the argument is either bogus or God choses to not be there.
 
If you are not a Believer, then the argument does not matter.
 
This guy is an embarrassment to Christianity.
 
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2012-12-20 09:21:50 PM  

wambu: Stewart is part of "the cultural war against Jesus and Christmas" that helps "drive [God] out of our society, our of our schools and courts."

If you are a Believer, God is omnipotent onmipresent and cannot be driven out of anywhere he wants to be, so the argument is either bogus or God choses to not be there.

If you are not a Believer, then the argument does not matter.

This guy is an embarrassment to Christianity.

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THIS50
 
2012-12-20 09:23:44 PM  

wambu: If you are a Believer, God is omnipotent onmipresent and cannot be driven out of anywhere he wants to be, so the argument is either bogus or God choses to not be there.


kunochan.com
 
2012-12-20 09:26:05 PM  
An evangelical named "Joel Rosenberg"?  That's like a Muslim named "Israel Jewstein".
 
2012-12-20 09:32:11 PM  

gilgigamesh: An evangelical named "Joel Rosenberg"?  That's like a Muslim named "Israel Jewstein".


So my sessions with Imam Schlomo aren't legit?
 
2012-12-20 09:33:16 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: SilentStrider: GAT_00: They are very lucky TDS is on Christmas break or Stewart would biatchslap these people.

Once the show is back from break, I'd wager this is one of the first things that they discuss, after the shooting itself.

This.

Do you remember when Fox slammed him for something, and when he got back from a break he did a couple minute biatch-slapping monologue and finished up with a gospel choir that sang "Fark You?"

There will be something grand from him. I assure you.


Indeed.  I predict a new expedition to Mount Bullsh*t.
 
2012-12-20 09:35:37 PM  
Things that cause gun violence and therefore should be politicized:
Not enough God in schools.
Not enough guns in schools.
Not enough manly men in schools.
Too many womenfolk in schools.
Not enough children with guns.
Not enough children trained to carry out human wave attacks.
Satan.
Autism.
Asperger's Syndrome.
Mental illness.
Video games.
Quentin Tarantino.
Jon Stewart.
Abortion pills.
Gay marriage.
Atheists.
LIBOR.
The theory of evolution.
The 1968 Democratic Convention
 
Things that don't cause violence and thus cannot be discussed at the moment:
Unfettered access to guns by crazy people
 
2012-12-20 09:41:08 PM  

BSABSVR: Things that don't cause violence and thus cannot be discussed at the moment:
Unfettered access to guns by crazy people


You forgot "People who believe the bullshiat on your other list."
 
2012-12-20 10:05:03 PM  
I guess Jews were going to be inevitably blamed for the massacre.
 
2012-12-20 10:07:02 PM  
"We are witnessing a horrifying explosion of murder."

And yet the murder rate has been steadily dropping for decades.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:30 PM  
Do you know what would have prevented Sandy Hook?

Ice cream sandwiches.
 
2012-12-20 10:09:03 PM  
I love how the Westboro Baptist Church message has gone mainstream in a less direct way. These people might as well start lining up at the funerals for the shooting with signs that read "God hates secularism."
 
2012-12-20 10:10:30 PM  

BSABSVR: Things that cause gun violence and therefore should be politicized:
Not enough God in schools.
Not enough guns in schools.
Not enough manly men in schools.
Too many womenfolk in schools.
Not enough children with guns.
Not enough children trained to carry out human wave attacks.
Satan.
Autism.
Asperger's Syndrome.
Mental illness.
Video games.
Quentin Tarantino.
Jon Stewart.
Abortion pills.
Gay marriage.
Atheists.
LIBOR.
The theory of evolution.
The 1968 Democratic Convention

Things that don't cause violence and thus cannot be discussed at the moment:
Unfettered access to guns by crazy people


If you had a link for each one of those........i would......most definitely be copy-pastaing that all over the internet.
 
2012-12-20 10:13:16 PM  
So the shooting is because of people taking Jesus out of schools? And by "people" you mean Jews? This is bound to end well.
 
2012-12-20 10:14:27 PM  
Sorry libs, old Joel's dad was an Orthodox Jew. Any anti-semite remarks are invalid.
 
2012-12-20 10:15:10 PM  
Won't someone think of Santa?
 
2012-12-20 10:16:54 PM  

gilgigamesh: An evangelical named "Joel Rosenberg"?  That's like a Muslim named "Israel Jewstein".


Hysterical. Something very odd about a guy names Joel Rosenberg defending Jesus.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:33 PM  
Well if only there was a solution for people like Jon Stewart. Some sort of permanent solution.

/you knew this was coming.
 
2012-12-20 10:19:10 PM  

beta_plus: Sorry libs, old Joel's dad was an Orthodox Jew. Any anti-semite remarks are invalid.


My dad was Irish but it never stopped me from refusing to hire the clover-eating bastards. Good to know that I'm in the clear.
 
2012-12-20 10:19:37 PM  
pffft, I've been blaming the Jews for years.
 
2012-12-20 10:24:05 PM  

wambu:

This guy is an embarrassment to Christianity.


That sentence is redundant.

Religious adherents should be ridiculed and made fun of at every turn for their superstitious mumbo-jumbo, and for enabling and empowering other more violent delusional nitwits.
 
2012-12-20 10:27:28 PM  
Stewart is part of "the cultural war against Jesus and Christmas"

Well, he is Jewish after all.
 
2012-12-20 10:28:36 PM  
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2012-12-20 10:31:41 PM  
This is Stewart's fault as well as Colbert's, because every time they go on break some unbelievable shiat happens.
 
2012-12-20 10:32:24 PM  
www.moneyandshit.com
/oblig
 
2012-12-20 10:32:24 PM  
So this guy worship the sociopathic God who thinks that a score of dead grammar schoolers is the best way to send a message.
 
2012-12-20 10:32:45 PM  

Sm3agol85: BSABSVR: Things that cause gun violence and therefore should be politicized:
...
Too many womenfolk in schools.
...

Things that don't cause violence and thus cannot be discussed at the moment:
Unfettered access to guns by crazy people

If you had a link for each one of those........i would......most definitely be copy-pastaing that all over the internet.


There's that one at least. To quote: "It is curious that the modern rampage shootings started around the time that the best and brightest decided that the big youth problem was the education of girls"
 
2012-12-20 10:33:10 PM  
Some one needs an attention hug, yes he does yes he does

awww come over here sit on my lap,

I know it cant feel good knowing your ridged ideology is falling out of favor and generally people are getting tired of the hate you and your friends sell. I know it's tempting to roll in the blood of children to sell another book but darling, if people don't like you you can't make them like you by picking on the cool kids.

So you play nice.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:29 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: It's true. I saw Jon Stewart there with Adam Lanza and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.


Look in the tunk.
 
2012-12-20 10:34:34 PM  
What bothers me, as a person who lives by reason, is that these people, who codify guns as a virtue, ignore the culture that they have created is directly responsible for the violence we see today. It is truly sad that it takes a massacre for the opposite side to be able to even have a slight voice in this discussion.

/We don't need to outlaw guns.
//We need to just calm the fark down and act like responsible, reasonable adults in this discussion.
 
2012-12-20 10:35:49 PM  
A crazy person got a hold of a military weapon. That's why this happened. Any other excuses are meant to distract us from that simple truth.
 
2012-12-20 10:36:00 PM  

s2s2s2: This is Stewart's fault as well as Colbert's, because every time they go on break some unbelievable shiat happens.


I really do think both shows need to come up with a second string.
The weeks tht Jon's on vacation, they should just let the correspondents do a standup to clips of FoxNews on the green screen. They've got enough people to get a couple minutes out of each of them each night.
 
2012-12-20 10:38:49 PM  

Sm3agol85: BSABSVR: Things that cause gun violence and therefore should be politicized:
Not enough God in schools.
Not enough guns in schools.
Not enough manly men in schools.
Too many womenfolk in schools.
Not enough children with guns.
Not enough children trained to carry out human wave attacks.
Satan.
Autism.
Asperger's Syndrome.
Mental illness.
Video games.
Quentin Tarantino.
Jon Stewart.
Abortion pills.
Gay marriage.
Atheists.
LIBOR.
The theory of evolution.
The 1968 Democratic Convention

Things that don't cause violence and thus cannot be discussed at the moment:
Unfettered access to guns by crazy people

If you had a link for each one of those........i would......most definitely be copy-pastaing that all over the internet.


Well, Virginia Tech was the fault of our own government. That undesirable piece of shiat was adjudicated as being nuts by a judge, but FEDERAL PRIVACY LAWS prevented that from being accessed during the NCIC check by the gun dealer.
 
2012-12-20 10:40:01 PM  
theinsanityreport.com
 
2012-12-20 10:41:06 PM  

GAT_00: They are very lucky TDS is on Christmas break or Stewart would biatchslap these people.


That's what I was thinking. How courageous and bootstrappy of this guy, to make these comments when they know Stewart won't be on the air for a couple of weeks.
 
2012-12-20 10:41:49 PM  
Wow. Just wow.

Can I throw it out there that Protestant Christianity leads to rape, mass shootings and serial killings, because the perpetrators think they're justified and good with Jesus? Faith is, after all, a get-out-of-Hell free card.

\look up the BTK guy
 
2012-12-20 10:43:18 PM  

Sm3agol85: If you had a link for each one of those........i would......most definitely be copy-pastaing that all over the internet.


Almost all of them come from articles that have been on FARK in the last few days. Sadly, that list isn't made up.
 
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