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2012-12-20 06:50:40 PM
Is anyone really surprised? I mean, honestly.
 
2012-12-20 07:12:46 PM
Damn, I thought the headline was going to be one of those, "I was in the Marine Core" stories.
 
2012-12-20 07:25:08 PM

Coco LaFemme: Damn, I thought the headline was going to be one of those, "I was in the Marine Core" stories.

 
Obviously, You mean "Marine Core Soldier," right?  Still one of my favorite "fake soldier" moments on Fark, and not just because I happened to be the one to point it out in that thread.  Semper Fib!
 
2012-12-20 07:48:52 PM

Cyberluddite: Coco LaFemme: Damn, I thought the headline was going to be one of those, "I was in the Marine Core" stories.
 
Obviously, You mean "Marine Core Soldier," right?  Still one of my favorite "fake soldier" moments on Fark, and not just because I happened to be the one to point it out in that thread.  Semper Fib!


That's the guy.  I was hoping this was another situation like that, and we'd get to make fun of the idiots who pretend to be in the military because they think chicks will fark a dude in camo.
 
2012-12-20 07:55:07 PM

Cyberluddite: You mean "Marine Core Soldier," right?


The single most beautiful thing about that thread is that, years later, "marine core soldier" remains some of the lowest-hanging and yet most succulent fruit on Fark.
 
Although the Fly Navy outing is still my absolute favorite of these particular thread types.
 
2012-12-20 08:03:24 PM
"People seek something sometimes in the cold, dark night:  to aspire."
 
2012-12-20 08:03:40 PM

Terminal Lance handled it well:


terminallance.com
 
2012-12-20 08:04:16 PM

Pocket Ninja: Cyberluddite: You mean "Marine Core Soldier," right?

 
The single most beautiful thing about that thread is that, years later, "marine core soldier" remains some of the lowest-hanging and yet most succulent fruit on Fark.
 
Although the Fly Navy outing is still my absolute favorite of these particular thread types.

 
Absolutely, the Fly Navy outing thread had more sheer beauty in the outing and the subject's reaction to it, but it didn't have (as you point out) the lasting legacy that the "Marine Core Soldier" one did.  Not to mention that the "Marine Core" guy was, in general, an even bigger douchebag than the Fly Navy guy. In fact I would argue that he--or maybe it was his wife--was Fark's most annoying douche of that era.
 
2012-12-20 08:05:18 PM

Pocket Ninja: Cyberluddite: You mean "Marine Core Soldier," right?

The single most beautiful thing about that thread is that, years later, "marine core soldier" remains some of the lowest-hanging and yet most succulent fruit on Fark.
 
Although the Fly Navy outing is still my absolute favorite of these particular thread types.


To post simul-spacedly is fun, Sir PocketNinja. 
 
*bow*
 
*)
 
2012-12-20 08:09:56 PM
So this Marine walks into a public restroom. There is a little boy at the sink, and he looks at the Marine and says "WOW! Are you a real Marine?!" The Marine says "Yes, I am, son. Would you like to wear my hat?" The little boy says "Yes!" The Marine puts his cover on the little boys head. All of a sudden this drunk Sailor walks in, his dixie cup all askew, dress blues a mess. The little boy says to him "WOW! Are you a real Sailor?!" The Sailor says in a smartass tone "Yeah, kid. Why, you wanna suck my dick?" The little boy says "Oh no, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"
 
2012-12-20 08:10:41 PM
Freakin Wanna-be
 
2012-12-20 08:11:59 PM

Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be


Nope.
 
2012-12-20 08:12:11 PM
Whadda shiatbird.

20% of the boots that started in my platoon at MCRD San Diego didn't graduate with us.

Mostly, shiatbirds.
 
2012-12-20 08:12:41 PM

NewportBarGuy: Is anyone really surprised? I mean, honestly.


Not at all, especially after hearing the guy get interviewed.
 
2012-12-20 08:13:07 PM
FTA Pusley never served overseas and was discharged in 2008 as a private after serving less than a year at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego. He also is not a reservist.

Never made it through boot.
 
2012-12-20 08:13:30 PM

Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.


Don't need to be.
 
My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.
 
It is measured by how many I have teached.
 
Word.
 
2012-12-20 08:14:29 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.

Don't need to be.

My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.

It is measured by how many I have teached.

Word.


Often you can teach many men by killing the right one.
 
2012-12-20 08:15:10 PM
That's true.
 
2012-12-20 08:15:19 PM
Wife-like guarding detected.
 
2012-12-20 08:17:14 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.

Don't need to be.

My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.

It is measured by how many I have teached.

Word.


I don't care how many you've touched or what you call your winky dink, this whack job dressed as a Marine, was not a Marine.
 
2012-12-20 08:18:31 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.

Don't need to be.

My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.

It is measured by how many I have teached.

Word.


Those that can do and those that can't teach.
 
2012-12-20 08:20:11 PM
Wouldn't you have felt safer, if this "Marine", had been armed? I mean, what's not encouraging about an attention-ho liar carrying a weapon?
 
2012-12-20 08:20:38 PM
That's the third FLYNAVY reference in a week. Linky anyone?
/No I'm not on all the time
 
2012-12-20 08:22:17 PM
 
2012-12-20 08:23:42 PM

FarkinHostile: So this Marine walks into a public restroom. There is a little boy at the sink, and he looks at the Marine and says "WOW! Are you a real Marine?!" The Marine says "Yes, I am, son. Would you like to wear my hat?" The little boy says "Yes!" The Marine puts his cover on the little boys head. All of a sudden this drunk Sailor walks in, his dixie cup all askew, dress blues a mess. The little boy says to him "WOW! Are you a real Sailor?!" The Sailor says in a smartass tone "Yeah, kid. Why, you wanna suck my dick?" The little boy says "Oh no, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"


That's funny! Far from the truth but funny. I heard it the other way around though. I like the reaction from people. "You were in the Service? What like the Army or Navy or something?", " No, I was in the Marines." "OHHH the Marines! , WOW!" Instant love. Don't have the heart to tell them that I was in the Core in the 90's. I swept and mopped a lot of floors. Oh and went to way too many CAX.
 
2012-12-20 08:24:03 PM

GORDON: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.

Don't need to be.

My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.

It is measured by how many I have teached.

Word.

Often you can teach many men by killing the right one.


Cute.
 
However, you are wrong. Often killing who you abhor only builds ire in the community of folks who appreciated your "right one," and I find your limiting to be stupid and best, and carelessly sociopathic at best. Good luck. *)
 
2012-12-20 08:24:15 PM
FTFA: Wolf said a Marine Corps order prohibits former Marines from wearing their uniform in public, except for military funerals, memorial services, weddings, inaugurals, and parades on national or state holidays.

Huh? He talking about cammies?
 
ecl
2012-12-20 08:24:44 PM

Cyberluddite: Pocket Ninja: Cyberluddite: You mean "Marine Core Soldier," right?

The single most beautiful thing about that thread is that, years later, "marine core soldier" remains some of the lowest-hanging and yet most succulent fruit on Fark.

Although the Fly Navy outing is still my absolute favorite of these particular thread types.

Absolutely, the Fly Navy outing thread had more sheer beauty in the outing and the subject's reaction to it, but it didn't have (as you point out) the lasting legacy that the "Marine Core Soldier" one did.  Not to mention that the "Marine Core" guy was, in general, an even bigger douchebag than the Fly Navy guy. In fact I would argue that he--or maybe it was his wife--was Fark's most annoying douche of that era.


I already have you favorited as the winner from sommething else so good jorb. Someone should make a memorial to all the dead alts and trolls.
 
2012-12-20 08:25:00 PM

Pocket Ninja: studs up: That's the third FLYNAVY reference in a week. Linky anyone?
/No I'm not on all the time

http://www.fark.com/comments/2818542/Farkers-warship-rescues-civilia n- sailors-on-way-home-Baby-I-will-still-be-home-on-time-no-really


*genuflect
 
2012-12-20 08:25:48 PM

soaboutthat: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.

Don't need to be.

My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.

It is measured by how many I have teached.

Word.

Those that can do and those that can't teach.


Citation, please.
 
Let me teach you: It's Shaw.
 
*)
 
2012-12-20 08:27:45 PM
I read about the Pritchard fella but not the Pusley liar. The Pritchard guy is the real deal not to be confused with Pusley.
 
2012-12-20 08:29:00 PM
Just out of curiosity, does anyone have the Fly Navy thread so that I can read, and lol, at the outing of said impersonator?
 
2012-12-20 08:29:42 PM
damn, should have refreshed sooner.
 
2012-12-20 08:35:09 PM

hovsm: FarkinHostile: So this Marine walks into a public restroom. There is a little boy at the sink, and he looks at the Marine and says "WOW! Are you a real Marine?!" The Marine says "Yes, I am, son. Would you like to wear my hat?" The little boy says "Yes!" The Marine puts his cover on the little boys head. All of a sudden this drunk Sailor walks in, his dixie cup all askew, dress blues a mess. The little boy says to him "WOW! Are you a real Sailor?!" The Sailor says in a smartass tone "Yeah, kid. Why, you wanna suck my dick?" The little boy says "Oh no, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"

That's funny! Far from the truth but funny. I heard it the other way around though. I like the reaction from people. "You were in the Service? What like the Army or Navy or something?", " No, I was in the Marines." "OHHH the Marines! , WOW!" Instant love. Don't have the heart to tell them that I was in the Core in the 90's. I swept and mopped a lot of floors. Oh and went to way too many CAX.



Eh, all of the military jokes are interchangeable depending on the branch you were/are in and whoever you are telling it to. Replace Marine with Sailor and viceaversa and have at it. Here is another one for ya:


What is the difference between a straight Marine and a gay Marine?

3 beers.
 
2012-12-20 08:39:37 PM
Funny but this one is true! I have seen this one in action, haha! Beware of the trannies in Tijuana. To be fair though, when he found out that it was a guy he did leave the establishment......without his shirt....wallet...and gold chain. The best part was his threats of bodily harm if we told anyone....so we told everyone of course.
 
2012-12-20 08:40:38 PM
Besides that I think that it is an awesome idea to have Vets outside of the school protecting it. Please can we vote that up and make it happen!

Sons bus driver is a Vietnam Vet thank you Mr Steve!
 
2012-12-20 08:56:15 PM

Phoenix19851: Just out of curiosity, does anyone have the Fly Navy thread so that I can read, and lol, at the outing of said impersonator?


Popss
 
2012-12-20 09:02:33 PM

Indubitably: GORDON: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.

Don't need to be.

My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.

It is measured by how many I have teached.

Word.

Often you can teach many men by killing the right one.

Cute.

However, you are wrong. Often killing who you abhor only builds ire in the community of folks who appreciated your "right one," and I find your limiting to be stupid and best, and carelessly sociopathic at best. Good luck. *)


In the post-Mayan-apocalypse world, when it is time to decide who lives and who dies, I have begun my list of humorless peeps upon whom we do not waste food.
 
2012-12-20 09:03:38 PM

Phoenix19851: Just out of curiosity, does anyone have the Fly Navy thread so that I can read, and lol, at the outing of said impersonator?


When you read it you are going to think this is a put on. No thread could have ever gone that perfectly. But it DID happen. Think about that as you read it. Then imagine watching it happen in real time.
 
2012-12-20 09:05:13 PM

studs up: FTA Pusley never served overseas and was discharged in 2008 as a private after serving less than a year at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego. He also is not a reservist.

Never made it through boot.


Never made it TO boot. What kind of farking loser is that?
 
2012-12-20 09:09:41 PM
People are such frightened idiots that they dont care who's wearing a uniform and hanging round their kids.

It's all sheeple piece of mind. Idiots.
 
2012-12-20 09:15:26 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I have to laugh at the derp in his local paper. I was run off as a LIBRAWL for calling him out.

Sweet vindication!
 
2012-12-20 09:20:22 PM
I wonder... would we like it if it were a TSA agent "guarding" the schools?

Calling it now.
 
2012-12-20 09:26:34 PM

GORDON: I wonder... would we like it if it were a TSA agent "guarding" the schools?

Calling it now.



T.S.A. Has disclosed the Airport Screening Results

June 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of
Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
 
2012-12-20 09:27:21 PM

GORDON: Indubitably: GORDON: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Freakin Wanna-be

Nope.

Don't need to be.

My manhood is not defined by how many men I've killed.

It is measured by how many I have teached.

Word.

Often you can teach many men by killing the right one.

Cute.

However, you are wrong. Often killing who you abhor only builds ire in the community of folks who appreciated your "right one," and I find your limiting to be stupid and best, and carelessly sociopathic at best. Good luck. *)

In the post-Mayan-apocalypse world, when it is time to decide who lives and who dies, I have begun my list of humorless peeps upon whom we do not waste food.


The list was already made before you were born, but we all find your musings amusing...
 
2012-12-20 09:35:07 PM
Oh my. I just got done reading that EPIC thread where Zap outs him. Both threads even that are linked in this thread. Kudos on Zap for outing that bastard. Even though I am 5 years late to that outing. I have lived here in the Hampton Roads area since 2005. First at Langley, then on NSA Hampton Roads (formerly NSA Norfolk) working with NATO.

\Active Duty USAF
\\still knows how Navy abbreviates their rank by working with the squids.
\\\3D052, for proof if anyone wants to try to call shenanigans on my part.
\\\\too drunk, and too many slashies for this E5
 
2012-12-20 09:53:29 PM
He should have dressed as a priest.

/2 or 3 birds, one stone
 
2012-12-20 10:01:30 PM

hovsm: FarkinHostile: So this Marine walks into a public restroom. There is a little boy at the sink, and he looks at the Marine and says "WOW! Are you a real Marine?!" The Marine says "Yes, I am, son. Would you like to wear my hat?" The little boy says "Yes!" The Marine puts his cover on the little boys head. All of a sudden this drunk Sailor walks in, his dixie cup all askew, dress blues a mess. The little boy says to him "WOW! Are you a real Sailor?!" The Sailor says in a smartass tone "Yeah, kid. Why, you wanna suck my dick?" The little boy says "Oh no, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"

That's funny! Far from the truth but funny. I heard it the other way around though. I like the reaction from people. "You were in the Service? What like the Army or Navy or something?", " No, I was in the Marines." "OHHH the Marines! , WOW!" Instant love. Don't have the heart to tell them that I was in the Core in the 90's. I swept and mopped a lot of floors. Oh and went to way too many CAX.


not sure if serious

/in this thread of all threads
 
2012-12-20 10:32:06 PM

FarkinHostile: So this Marine walks into a public restroom. There is a little boy at the sink, and he looks at the Marine and says "WOW! Are you a real Marine?!" The Marine says "Yes, I am, son. Would you like to wear my hat?" The little boy says "Yes!" The Marine puts his cover on the little boys head. All of a sudden this drunk Sailor walks in, his dixie cup all askew, dress blues a mess. The little boy says to him "WOW! Are you a real Sailor?!" The Sailor says in a smartass tone "Yeah, kid. Why, you wanna suck my dick?" The little boy says "Oh no, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"


Have to be careful with this one. Something clicks in some peoples heads when you get to the point of Marine and little boy in the bathroom - they just want to kick your ass. I've found moving the joke along when they get that pissed off look helps.
 
2012-12-20 11:48:11 PM
So the principal thought it was heartwarming when some random guy shows up to make his school look like someone declared marshall law?
 
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