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(YouTube) Video Give her a break, it's Miss Universe, not Miss University   (youtube.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-20 05:23:35 PM  
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2012-12-20 05:26:05 PM  
All things considered, I agree with her completely.
 
2012-12-20 06:18:19 PM  
They ain't there because they won IQ contests
 
2012-12-20 06:21:57 PM  
Did she say she's a stripper?  I could have sworn I heard "For example, I am a stripper"
 
2012-12-20 06:57:03 PM  
I'd nominate her to the Supreme Court.
 
2012-12-20 07:00:05 PM  

gilgigamesh: Did she say she's a stripper?  I could have sworn I heard "For example, I am a stripper"


I think she said "surfer," and was talking about waves.  Maybe her translator completely farked with her and asked her a question that was half gibberish.
 
2012-12-20 07:10:29 PM  

This About That: All things considered, I agree with her completely.


Agreed. It was a brave, albeit ill-advised, move to eschew the translator, but I applaud the effort.
 
 
And  damn  is she ravishing or what?!
 
2012-12-20 07:38:42 PM  

Apos: It was a brave, albeit ill-advised, move to eschew the translator, but I applaud the effort.


Yep.  I'm going to cut her some slack.  It's pretty clear that she decided to try to impress by responding in English and then quickly realized she'd stepped into a linguistic quagmire.  But by that point it was too late to admit she was just too nervous to respond in English.
 
First clue this was going to be a problem was when she said law in Spanish right at the beginning of her response.
 
2012-12-20 07:40:35 PM  
A straight way to go an like, such as?
 
2012-12-20 07:43:44 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: gilgigamesh: Did she say she's a stripper?  I could have sworn I heard "For example, I am a stripper"

I think she said "surfer," and was talking about waves.  Maybe her translator completely farked with her and asked her a question that was half gibberish.


No, the translation was fine, it was pretty much exactly the question as asked in English.
 
2012-12-20 07:57:31 PM  

Apos: This About That: All things considered, I agree with her completely.

Agreed. It was a brave, albeit ill-advised, move to eschew the translator, but I applaud the effort.


And  damn  is she ravishing or what?!


lol "ravishing"

/Yeah, she is pretty
 
2012-12-20 07:58:32 PM  
Maps.

Always go with a conversation about maps.
 
2012-12-20 08:19:15 PM  
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What happened? I blacked out.
 
2012-12-20 08:33:44 PM  
I still rather enjoyed hearing her talk. I'd listen to her for as long as it took.
 
2012-12-20 08:38:31 PM  
She said "I'm hot and I've got nice titties"
 
2012-12-20 08:52:48 PM  
How is Miss Teen USA 2007 contestant from South Carolina not been posted already? This lady at least has the excuse she was speaking in a foreign language.  Miss South Carolina is attempting to emulate someone with a speech apraxia or something.
 
2012-12-20 09:45:00 PM  
Who cares what she said. She's a woman, who cares what they think.
 
2012-12-20 10:44:40 PM  
What a wasted opportunity! The judge was obviously trying to get her to come out in favor of legalizing butt-chugging at frat parties in Knoxville, Tennessee. Way to not swing at the softball, missy.
 
2012-12-20 10:48:07 PM  
Yes, but does she firmly believe that?
 
2012-12-21 12:37:18 AM  

AbiNormal: Who cares what she said. She's a woman, who cares what they think.


My plans for her only include talking as a perk not a requirement. But for her benefit she can say it in any language.
 
2012-12-21 02:15:56 AM  

ferg4096: AbiNormal: Who cares what she said. She's a woman, who cares what they think.

My plans for her only include talking as a perk not a requirement. But for her benefit she can say it in any language.


"no" is still "no" in spanish, fyi.

/no more plausible denials for you!
 
2012-12-21 02:41:46 AM  
As a wise man once told me, which was as true then as it is today: "Ya don't need to be smart to fark".
 
2012-12-21 03:39:19 AM  
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2012-12-21 07:08:49 AM  
Came here to say "came here for Miss South Carolina, leaving satisfied."

Cannot believe. I have to drop that big turd myself.

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2012-12-21 08:40:49 AM  
She uses her tongue purtier than a $20 whore.
 
2012-12-21 08:48:56 AM  
That's why I never answer questions in Spanish.
 
2012-12-21 09:48:11 AM  
http://youtu.be/B1ZOWwW2agQ
 
2012-12-21 10:46:10 AM  
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2012-12-21 11:00:53 AM  

Apos: And damn is she ravishing or what?!


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The dumb ones are fun.

/curse you responsibility
 
2012-12-21 04:14:04 PM  
While i do find conjecture with her conclusions regarding the Higgs boson data, i'm still impressed with her analytical skills.
 
2012-12-21 05:03:12 PM  
Loved the headline subby!  Really funny...
 
2012-12-21 07:32:20 PM  
Imagine if the judges at these contests -- and the one with MIss South Carolina, also -- responded with something "that made no sense whatsoever, in any language. You're pretty but you haven't convinced us that your analytical skills are above that of a 3rd grader. Next!"

Instead, the dumb jock hosting the show just says "thank youuuuuu that was Miss Venezuela, isn't she lovely folks!"

Anyway, that's how I'd run MY beauty contests.....
 
2012-12-21 11:17:16 PM  
i.imgur.com

She could have said "Arepas" like her paisana!
 
2012-12-22 04:46:07 PM  

DeltaPunch: Imagine if the judges at these contests -- and the one with MIss South Carolina, also -- responded with something "that made no sense whatsoever, in any language. You're pretty but you haven't convinced us that your analytical skills are above that of a 3rd grader. Next!"

Instead, the dumb jock hosting the show just says "thank youuuuuu that was Miss Venezuela, isn't she lovely folks!"

Anyway, that's how I'd run MY beauty contests.....


And then everyone claps, like they've received the most telling insight into their culture. Don't applaud stupid - NEVER applaud stupid.

Seriously - these questions are softballs - how anyone beyond a 6-year-old couldn't answer is, well...not a surprise but a huge disappointment, beauty contest or not.
 
2012-12-23 12:41:56 PM  

DaCaptain19: DeltaPunch: Imagine if the judges at these contests -- and the one with MIss South Carolina, also -- responded with something "that made no sense whatsoever, in any language. You're pretty but you haven't convinced us that your analytical skills are above that of a 3rd grader. Next!"

Instead, the dumb jock hosting the show just says "thank youuuuuu that was Miss Venezuela, isn't she lovely folks!"

Anyway, that's how I'd run MY beauty contests.....

And then everyone claps, like they've received the most telling insight into their culture. Don't applaud stupid - NEVER applaud stupid.

Seriously - these questions are softballs - how anyone beyond a 6-year-old couldn't answer is, well...not a surprise but a huge disappointment, beauty contest or not.

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Pure win, both those comments.
 
2012-12-23 09:54:30 PM  
As soon as she reached into that bowl and handed the question to the host, I expected him to say "Mizzzzoooouri aaaasks..."


Too obscure?
 
2012-12-23 11:10:58 PM  
"Are there any Paraguyans here?"

"Well of course their requests for subsidies was not paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?"
 
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