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(Panda's Thumb)   Not news: "Scientist" from the Discovery Institute gives talk on "intelligent design" while sitting in her lab that confuses basic concepts. Obvious: She was sitting in front of a green screen, the lab was a stock photo   (pandasthumb.org) divider line 67
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2012-12-20 06:31:39 PM  
 
2012-12-20 07:28:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You say that as if green screen technology is a BAD thing. (pops, not the Countdown)


Thanks so much for brightening our final day.
 
2012-12-20 07:37:42 PM  

Radak: Thanks so much for brightening our final day.


Aw, shucks.

It's the least that I could do in the face of a planet-destroying apocalypse and all.
 
2012-12-20 08:12:00 PM  
Just wait until they start using something like this on clips taken from actual experts: Link

The scary part is if you weren't looking for those little jitters and speed shifts, you might not even catch it.
 
2012-12-20 08:16:04 PM  
Their production qualities are higher than their scientific qualities.

Wanna take a tour of a real science lab with Thunderf00t? iPod in a Nuclear Reactor Beam
 
2012-12-20 08:22:02 PM  
Does anyone with an IQ higher than potato take the Dicovery Institute seriously?
 
2012-12-20 08:22:41 PM  
And of course I had to include a typo in that jab.
 
2012-12-20 08:40:59 PM  
In my last English class for community college my teacher showed us Expelled: No intelligence allowed. We were supposed to do a review thingy on the argument it presented. I spent my entire paper destroying the movie/discovery institute. I don't hate many things but fark those "scientists".
/csb yeah yeah
 
2012-12-20 08:41:58 PM  
Why do you put "scientist" in quotations, subby? The Discovery Institute has their own peer-reviewed journal! It even has articles! Multiple articles! In fact, this journal has published seven hard hitting research articles since 2010! And some of the authors even show up multiple times, meaning that the journal was so good they decided that they wanted to come back and get published again!

Moreover, if you read the abstracts, you'll see that not only are there hard-hitting theoretical papers with titles like A Tetrahedral Representation of the Genetic Code Emphasizing Aspects of Symmetry, but one of the papers even involves an experiment! Obviously they are totally legitimate scienticians! Shame on you subby.
 
2012-12-20 08:51:05 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Why do you put "scientist" in quotations, subby? The Discovery Institute has their own peer-reviewed journal! It even has articles! Multiple articles! In fact, this journal has published seven hard hitting research articles since 2010! And some of the authors even show up multiple times, meaning that the journal was so good they decided that they wanted to come back and get published again!


Oh god, thanks for that. I didn't know they had their own journal.
I'll probably chuckle all night
 
2012-12-20 09:20:56 PM  
Whole thing is crying out for a parody along the lines of the Monty Python sketch with John Cleese and his "machine that goes BING!"
You don't win wars against these people with facts.

You do win battles by laughing at them.
 
2012-12-20 09:23:16 PM  

whatshisname: Does anyone with an IQ higher than potato take the Dicovery Institute seriously?


Yeah, that "e" in "potatoe" will get you every time.
 
2012-12-20 09:26:08 PM  

Raoul Eaton: whatshisname: Does anyone with an IQ higher than potato take the Dicovery Institute seriously?

Yeah, that "e" in "potatoe" will get you every time.


Great. I meant to reply to your next post. Now what I said makes no sense at all.

///if it ever did
 
2012-12-20 09:40:52 PM  
Actually, this is a pretty good metaphor for Intelligent Design.
 
2012-12-20 09:45:54 PM  

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Actually, this is a pretty good metaphor for Intelligent Design.


Morons or fakring morons? Teach the controversy.
 
2012-12-20 09:48:45 PM  

whatshisname: Does anyone with an IQ higher than potato take the Dicovery Institute seriously?


I think the upper IQ limit for creationism belief is somewhere between "rhubarb" and "ficus".
 
2012-12-20 09:57:03 PM  
Is the headline stating that the stock photo was of a lab that confuses basic concepts?
 
2012-12-20 09:57:55 PM  
How does the lab confuse basic concepts?
 
2012-12-20 10:05:48 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Why do you put "scientist" in quotations, subby? The Discovery Institute has their own peer-reviewed journal! It even has articles! Multiple articles! In fact, this journal has published seven hard hitting research articles since 2010! And some of the authors even show up multiple times, meaning that the journal was so good they decided that they wanted to come back and get published again!


That's taking tautaulogy to whole new levels of derp. Nice find.

wildcardjack: Their production qualities are higher than their scientific qualities.

Wanna take a tour of a real science lab with Thunderf00t? iPod in a Nuclear Reactor Beam


It was a real shame he couldn't do the live stream like he wanted to. Still, that was a pretty cool thing to watch. Big ups to the folks in charge fo the reactor for letting him take the camera right into the heart of things.
 
2012-12-20 10:15:44 PM  

Sum Dum Gai: How does the lab confuse basic concepts?


I think subby missed a word. Probably interview. As the interviewee appeared to completely confuse and mix up two different areas of research/techniques: phylogenetics and population genetics. Granted they are both sub areas of evolutionary biology, and they are related but still.

It's basically a perfect example of the Discovery Institute's approach to everything...

Confused at an elementary level and outright liars.
 
2012-12-20 10:20:14 PM  
I am sure that plenty of creationists own a lab:

farm9.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:23:59 PM  

Cpl.D: whatshisname: Does anyone with an IQ higher than potato take the Dicovery Institute seriously?

I think the upper IQ limit for creationism belief is somewhere between "rhubarb" and "ficus".


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 10:43:42 PM  

mjjt: Whole thing is crying out for a parody along the lines of the Monty Python sketch with John Cleese and his "machine that goes BING!"
You don't win wars against these people with facts.

You do win battles by laughing at them.


The first thing that Dr Kramer came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all his thinking and remained with him until his death. Now we've taken this theory one stage further. If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as the man and then compare the relative brain size, we now find that the penguin's brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point, it is larger than it was.

Python's Frontiers of Medical Science skit fits pretty well with this "science."
 
2012-12-20 10:48:07 PM  
I just spent several minutes staring at the background photo, trying to figure out how the lab confuses basic concepts.
Couldn't figure out which concepts of laboratory design, safety, etc. were being violated...
Didn't figure out until I came back that's not what subby meant....

/Derp
 
2012-12-20 10:52:31 PM  

entropic_existence: .

It's basically a perfect example of the Discovery Institute's approach to everything...

Confused at an elementary level and outright liars.


Best description of the DI I can think of is a bunch of lawyers and fringe scientists desperately trying to change the definitions of biological research. Hell these asswipes won't even defend this crap under oath.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:58 PM  
Why wouldn't you use a fake lab if you're doing fake science?
 
2012-12-20 11:19:15 PM  

TheMysteriousStranger: I am sure that plenty of creationists own a lab:


Possibly even a confused lab:
ak.scr.imgfarm.com
 
2012-12-20 11:31:48 PM  
Why would any woman be an advocate of Intelligent Design?

By what metric of mental gymnastics does she use to argue that a concerted intelligence was behind the dissolution of her uterine cavity on a monthly basis? I have yet to meet a single woman who sincerely enjoys this part about being a woman. What's her excuse?
 
2012-12-21 12:03:02 AM  

Ishkur: By what metric of mental gymnastics does she use to argue that a concerted intelligence was behind the dissolution of her uterine cavity on a monthly basis?


It's Eve's fault. Things were perfect until she disobeyed God and ate the wrong piece of magical fruit.

(You've never met people who believe this? I envy you)
 
2012-12-21 02:37:21 AM  
I walk by DI's downtown Seattle office every week. Perhaps I shall drop in to what they have in the way of lab space
 
2012-12-21 04:01:56 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: The Discovery Institute has their own peer-reviewed journal!


Oh, thanks, I didn't want to sleep for the next two days anyhow.

//That's more addictively stupid than Conservapedia, looks like.
//The true mark of quality content is when a periodical is given to you for free with no advertising. That's why I get all my world news from my cousin's Christmas family newsletter.
 
2012-12-21 08:12:25 AM  
New media rule: "someone who doesn't understand a subject should not be treated as an authority on that subject".

/this should bring an end to pointless banter on many issues.
/evolution, global warming, gun grabbing, the fiscal cliff, etc....
 
2012-12-21 08:36:23 AM  

Dimensio: Is the headline stating that the stock photo was of a lab that confuses basic concepts?


The beakers weren't placed in ascending order of volume from left to right.
 
2012-12-21 09:39:42 AM  
That headline made my head hurt
 
2012-12-21 09:47:38 AM  
And what a shiat greenscreen too. I guess creationists are just as good at lighting as they are at science.
 
2012-12-21 10:09:51 AM  

zerkalo: I walk by DI's downtown Seattle office every week. Perhaps I shall drop in to what they have in the way of lab space


A few years ago a friend and I entered the Discovery Institutes offices mostly as a goof, but we tried to apply for jobs. It was just a bunch of stupid offices and really anticlimactic actually. We were hoping to encounter William Dembski or someone notable so we could challenge their BS. No such luck.
 
2012-12-21 10:53:50 AM  
Meh. Green screen backgrounds are very common in interviews. I'm more offended by how badly it was done. Here's what a correctly lit one looks like.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0074rz9
 
2012-12-21 10:58:02 AM  
Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?
 
2012-12-21 11:28:43 AM  

THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?


Hurr durr herr derr hurr herr der.

/There is it. You speak derp, right?
 
2012-12-21 11:29:25 AM  
ahem. There it is.

/apparently I do too.
 
2012-12-21 11:37:12 AM  

HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?

Hurr durr herr derr hurr herr der.

/There is it. You speak derp, right?


No I don't. I assume you gave me your reason in derp, but I must respectfully ask you to supply it in English.
 
2012-12-21 12:24:54 PM  

THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?

Hurr durr herr derr hurr herr der.

/There is it. You speak derp, right?

No I don't. I assume you gave me your reason in derp, but I must respectfully ask you to supply it in English.


Climatology is science, intelligent design is the opposite of science.
 
2012-12-21 12:32:57 PM  

THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?


I think it's harder to think of any reasons why they would be remotely similar. They aren't even the same category.


Climatology is a scientific field that studies climate and weather patterns and conditions, especially over periods of time.

Intelligent Design is a scientific theory in the field of biology that postulates that life is too intricate to have occurred naturally so therefore must have had an intelligent agent involved in its creation readily acceptable as the Judeo-Christian God because, well, just because.


Why would you equate the two at all?
 
2012-12-21 01:27:12 PM  

Ishkur: THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?

I think it's harder to think of any reasons why they would be remotely similar. They aren't even the same category.


Climatology is a scientific field that studies climate and weather patterns and conditions, especially over periods of time.

Intelligent Design is a scientific theory in the field of biology that postulates that life is too intricate to have occurred naturally so therefore must have had an intelligent agent involved in its creation readily acceptable as the Judeo-Christian God because, well, just because.


Why would you equate the two at all?


Stop waffling and get on with v3
 
2012-12-21 01:28:03 PM  

HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?

Hurr durr herr derr hurr herr der.

/There is it. You speak derp, right?

No I don't. I assume you gave me your reason in derp, but I must respectfully ask you to supply it in English.

Climatology is science, intelligent design is the opposite of science.


Give me one reason to believe climatology is a science.
 
2012-12-21 01:32:50 PM  

THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?


Yeah, sure - intelligent design is a discredited theory about biology, while climatology is a widely-accepted theory about the atmospheric conditions of the planet. There's two reasons why they're different - 1) one's biology, the other is earth science and 2) one is wrong and the other is right
 
2012-12-21 01:33:56 PM  

THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?

Hurr durr herr derr hurr herr der.

/There is it. You speak derp, right?

No I don't. I assume you gave me your reason in derp, but I must respectfully ask you to supply it in English.

Climatology is science, intelligent design is the opposite of science.

Give me one reason to believe climatology is a science.


No. *plonk*
 
2012-12-21 02:13:30 PM  

THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?

Hurr durr herr derr hurr herr der.

/There is it. You speak derp, right?

No I don't. I assume you gave me your reason in derp, but I must respectfully ask you to supply it in English.

Climatology is science, intelligent design is the opposite of science.

Give me one reason to believe climatology is a science.


Invalid comparison on the face of it. One is a theory, the other is a field of study. You could ask why Darwinism is a sound scientific theory and Intelligent Design isn't. You could ask why climatology is a science but theology isn't. Trying to compare across groups is meaningless.
 
2012-12-21 02:43:12 PM  

THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: HighZoolander: THE GREAT NAME: Quick question. Can anybody give me a reason why intelligent design is any different from climatology?

Hurr durr herr derr hurr herr der.

/There is it. You speak derp, right?

No I don't. I assume you gave me your reason in derp, but I must respectfully ask you to supply it in English.

Climatology is science, intelligent design is the opposite of science.

Give me one reason to believe climatology is a science.


I'm not convinced that you and reason get along, but here goes: Climatology inherently relies on the scientific method.

You may not like the hypotheses that are tested or the results that are generated, but it's silly to dispute whether the process is scientific. And if you can't see it as in any way different than jumping to the conclusion one starts with (i.e., god did it, a la intelligent design), then you really should read up on the subject.
 
2012-12-21 03:21:10 PM  
The video definitely seems legit. TruTV level legit.
i.cdn.turner.com
I was waiting for her to be shopped in behind the wheel of a monster truck that rolls over.
 
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