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2012-12-20 06:28:26 PM
Four actually, judging from Boehner's reddened expression of late.....
 
2012-12-20 06:38:49 PM
Coulter -- has only got one ball,
Limbaugh -- has two but very small,
Akin -- has only fake 'uns,
And Bill O'Reilly has no balls at all.
 
2012-12-20 06:45:17 PM
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2012-12-20 06:49:37 PM
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2012-12-20 06:51:41 PM
The DC convention center is huge... two city blocks huge. So he's only got a pair of them, but they will be big.
 
2012-12-20 06:52:36 PM
Surely, this is some nefarious and insidious plot to destroy Christmas?
 
2012-12-20 06:54:53 PM

sugardave: Surely, this is some nefarious and insidious plot to destroy Christmas?


Yeah, I'm waiting for Fox News to tell me why this is UnAmerican. I'm surre they can be fair and balanced where nobody else will be.
 
2012-12-20 07:09:54 PM
Pro Tip:

Don't go to any of the inaugural balls. They suck.

Instead, get a ticket to the Texas State Society's Black Tie & Boots.

Good food (and lots of it), good drinks, good music, fun crowd, and Obama & Biden will show up there too.
 
2012-12-20 08:05:36 PM
He's doing this just to see how many TV newscasters and commentators he can get to crack a smile when they have to say "The president's having only two balls this time around ..."
 
2012-12-20 08:21:37 PM
His balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right.

/It's Michelle's belief that his big balls should be held every night
 
2012-12-20 08:28:23 PM
He's no Washington.

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2012-12-20 09:08:01 PM
But they'll be the biggest balls of them all.
 
2012-12-20 09:15:46 PM
Why is he wasting tax payer money on this nonsense. He should be holding his reception at a KFC on Main St.
 
2012-12-20 09:25:27 PM

Spaced Lion: His balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right.

/It's Michelle's belief that his big balls should be held every night


Came for this. Left satisfied.
 
2012-12-20 09:46:01 PM
It's a shame. Obama's balls should be held every night.
 
2012-12-20 09:58:32 PM
Biden has only got one ball
Barack, has two but very small
Mathews is somewhat simlar
And poor Silver has no balls at all.
 
2012-12-20 09:59:58 PM

beta_plus: Biden has only got one ball
Barack, has two but very small
Mathews is somewhat simlar
And poor Silver has no balls at all.


Keep crying. Your tears is what keeps Fark running.
 
2012-12-20 10:16:16 PM

beta_plus: Biden has only got one ball
Barack, has two but very small
Mathews is somewhat simlar
And poor Silver has no balls at all.


It is amazing how a slight change in something turns a moderately amusing ditty into a total clanger. Poor you.
 
2012-12-20 10:45:57 PM

ManateeGag: beta_plus: Biden has only got one ball
Barack, has two but very small
Mathews is somewhat simlar
And poor Silver has no balls at all.

Keep crying. Your tears is what keeps Fark running.


gaspode: beta_plus: Biden has only got one ball
Barack, has two but very small
Mathews is somewhat simlar
And poor Silver has no balls at all.

It is amazing how a slight change in something turns a moderately amusing ditty into a total clanger. Poor you.


Your tears of butt hurt from not being able to laugh at yourselves are most delicious.
 
2012-12-20 10:51:41 PM
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What a guy who has had three balls and one ball simultaneously might look like.
 
2012-12-20 10:53:06 PM
I see chi_minus has hit the thread with the classic "NO U!!!" switcharoo. You guys are farked, now.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:55 PM

beta_plus: Biden has only got one ball
Barack, has two but very small
Mathews is somewhat simlar
And poor Silver has no balls at all.


Too bad you're both late and derivative.
 
2012-12-20 11:53:15 PM
beta_plus (farkied: Farkied in red. Ought to be brown.): Biden has only got one ball
Barack, has two but very small
Mathews is somewhat simlar
And poor Silver has no balls at all.


Can't quite FTFY but maybe this'll help you out a bit:

Himmler -- has something sim'lar
Munich -- ve lift our tunic
His mother -- the silly bugger
Akin -- has only fake 'uns

/Third line -- needs an intern'l rhyme
 
2012-12-21 01:04:02 AM

Mikey1969: sugardave: Surely, this is some nefarious and insidious plot to destroy Christmas?

Yeah, I'm waiting for Fox News to tell me why this is UnAmerican. I'm surre they can be fair and balanced where nobody else will be.


I suspect they'll go with something along the lines of "See, it's happening!! We told you it would! Starting on Day 1 of his 2nd term, Obama limits his exposure to Real Americans(TM). Insulated elitist!! What is he hiding??? Blaaaargh!!! *brain aneurysm*"
 
2012-12-21 02:57:55 AM
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Hot like bouncing in the 7th variety
 
2012-12-21 06:44:30 AM
AC/DC in the thread? Yep.
 
2012-12-22 03:51:16 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: /Third line -- needs an intern'l rhyme


Was just going to say the same thing.
It's like beta_plus isn't even trying.
 
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