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(Foodbeast)   Pfft, I could eat the world's largest pizza, no problem. Oh, it's 51-tons? Pfft, bring it on...but my gluten allergy is pretty serious-- Oh, it's gluten free?   ( ) divider line 3
    More: Amusing, gluten, gluten allergy, margarines, tomato sauces  
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2012-12-20 09:50:17 PM  
2 votes:
1,488 pounds of margarine
220 pounds of lettuce
55 pounds of vinegar

What the fark kind of pizza is this? Lettuce? Vinegar? Margarine in the dough? WTF?
2012-12-21 12:56:17 AM  
1 vote:

wantingout: Speaking of math, the total weight of all the ingredients listed = 40914 lbs. So where does the other 10343 lbs come from? dark matter?

My dick.

/don't worry, I just gave them a little cut off the end
2012-12-20 05:57:21 PM  
1 vote:
220 pounds of lettuce 
Yeah baby, there's nothing like a lettuce pizza to hit the spot.
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