Trivia Jockey: His blood alcohol content must have been "alcohol".
LasersHurt: Trivia Jockey: His blood alcohol content must have been "alcohol".They measured his alcohol blood content.
Trivia Jockey: drank 45 beers in 6 hours Drew: "Challenge accepted."
St_Francis_P: simplicimus: So, watching Fox News is the new insanity defense?More of a "stupidity" defense.
Oznog: bingo the psych-o: Islam does have serious issues but this guy isn't helping.If you are a Muslim (or a Jew or a Christian for that matter) living in America the only thing I have to say to you is that there are alternatives. Buddhism and Jainism are two examples. Both are free of the calls to violence and misogyny that plague the Abrahamic faiths. You don't have to keep stepping over the ugly parts of the Torah, the Bible, or the Koran just to live a peaceful life. You are also free to keep your faith as well of course, whatever anyone else might say, myself included. You are also free to abandon religion altogether. Opportunities like this are part of the reason why America has never devolved into a theocracy like other nations have.Give it a thought.[images.hitfix.com image 326x217]Jainism? Let's build a statue!
simplicimus: So, watching Fox News is the new insanity defense?
Weaver95: Apos: Low I.Q. + incessant Faux news watching = DISASTERinterestingly enough, Limbaugh spent an hour or so today calling Obama voters 'cultists' and saying people who vote Democrat are 'low information voters'.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: I watched Fox News one night. I wasn't sure if I should start with my insane giggling or be horrified. I went with "horrified" and turned it off. Dudes, like, really? It was some weird stuff they were selling, but not the kind I'd ever buy.
Trivia Jockey: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I watched Fox News one night....It was some weird stuff they were selling, but not the kind I'd ever buy.Because you have a functioning brain.
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