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(The Raw Story)   Mosque arsonist says he only knows about Islam from Fox News (wow), believes "most" Muslims don't believe in Jesus Christ (WOW), and drank 45 beers in 6 hours before setting fire (UBER-WOW)   (rawstory.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-20 06:53:55 PM  
6 votes:
"Most Muslims are terrorists and don't believe in Jesus Christ."

It's sad how shoe-on-head retarded most fundies are when it comes to Islam.

Pretend you're a fundy. You believe Jesus is God, you're against abortion and homosexuality, etc. For some reason, you want to take sides in a shiatty ethnic conflict 8000 miles away. Do you support:

(A) The people who think Jesus is a great prophet and saint, though not God. They are even more strongly against abortion and homosexuality than you are.
(B) The people who believe Jesus was at best a fraud, at worst an evil man boiling in shiat in hell. They generally support abortion and homosexuality.

If you chose (B), congratulations! Your framed Jesus-with-M16 print will arrive within 4 to 6 weeks.
2012-12-20 06:08:20 PM  
4 votes:
So, watching Fox News is the new insanity defense?
2012-12-20 06:47:30 PM  
3 votes:
The Quran mentions Jesus 25 times. It refers to Mohammed only four times.
2012-12-20 05:18:59 PM  
3 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I watched Fox News one night....It was some weird stuff they were selling, but not the kind I'd ever buy.


Because you have a functioning brain.
2012-12-20 07:04:39 PM  
2 votes:
Islam does have serious issues but this guy isn't helping.

If you are a Muslim (or a Jew or a Christian for that matter) living in America the only thing I have to say to you is that there are alternatives. Buddhism and Jainism are two examples. Both are free of the calls to violence and misogyny that plague the Abrahamic faiths. You don't have to keep stepping over the ugly parts of the Torah, the Bible, or the Koran just to live a peaceful life. You are also free to keep your faith as well of course, whatever anyone else might say, myself included. You are also free to abandon religion altogether. Opportunities like this are part of the reason why America has never devolved into a theocracy like other nations have.

Give it a thought.
2012-12-20 07:01:36 PM  
2 votes:
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Ignorance is bliss.
2012-12-20 07:00:30 PM  
2 votes:
Big problem nowadays with this country... "My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." And it doesn't help that the media helps that along just happily... giving scientists and kooks "equal time" as if they were somehow equal.

It's gonna get worse before it gets better.
2012-12-20 06:56:04 PM  
2 votes:
I bet you a coke this guy's a card-carrying member of the NRA.
2012-12-20 06:41:09 PM  
2 votes:
Blaming Fox News for that dumbass is like blaming video games for the Sandy Hook massacre.
2012-12-20 06:17:39 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Apos: Weaver95: Apos: Low I.Q. + incessant Faux news watching  =  DISASTER

interestingly enough, Limbaugh spent an hour or so today calling Obama voters 'cultists' and saying people who vote Democrat are 'low information voters'.

As opposed to the gibberish he usually spouts?

And this is exactly the reason I don't find it necessary to listen to Rush Limbaugh every day to know what he's going to say.


I follow the show if/when there's a big story on the news.  its interesting to see what the GOP response is going to be for the week.  Limbaugh is usually one of the big names to set the right wing tone on major policy points/issues. 
 
I gotta say tho, lately Rush hasn't been very useful.  the GOP as a whole is probably in the weakest position i've ever seen - nobody is holding them together, there isn't a recognizable leader and I think their unity is starting to fracture.  they're starting the process of figuring out who to blame for their losses in the past election and none of the GOP insiders want to catch that blame.  watching them try and come to some sort of consensus is fascinating.
2012-12-20 06:12:32 PM  
2 votes:

simplicimus: So, watching Fox News is the new insanity defense?


More of a "stupidity" defense.
2012-12-20 06:12:23 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: Weaver95: Apos: Low I.Q. + incessant Faux news watching  =  DISASTER

interestingly enough, Limbaugh spent an hour or so today calling Obama voters 'cultists' and saying people who vote Democrat are 'low information voters'.

As opposed to the gibberish he usually spouts?


yes, actually.  Limbaugh is starting to really get desperate.  look, he's cost his bosses a ton of money, the GOP leadership is starting to see him as more of a liability than an asset and EVERYONE else in the talk radio biz is looking at him as the reason they're all losing money.  His enemies are mounting and he's got NO friends.  a couple/few allies but nobody to watch his back that isn't already on the payroll.
 
I think that's why he's he's pushing the talking points and not venturing forth on his own.  he's trying to play nice with his fellow nutballs, blend in, be one of the pundit crowd.
2012-12-20 03:50:38 PM  
2 votes:
Guys, guys. Fox has never claimed they keep us informed:
 
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2012-12-20 08:37:53 PM  
1 votes:

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Mosque arsonist says he only knows about Islam from Fox News (wow), believes "most" Muslims don't believe in Jesus Christ (WOW), and drank 45 beers in 6 hours before setting fire (UBER-WOW)

"Most people not in {$religion} don't know the funny quirks of {$religion}, such as {$Islam} which believes in {$Jesus} but isn't {$Christianity}."

The fact that Islam is a spinoff of Christianity the same way Christianity is a spinoff of Jewdom is not a funny quirk. In fact I'm pretty sure it is covered in every high school in the country.


I'm guessing it's NOT.

I highly doubt that high schools in red states teach that the god of Islam is also the god of Judaism and Christianity (the God of Abraham in this case, hence the term "Abrahamic Religions"), and would not be the least bit surprised if there turns out to be legislation on the books in the deep south that expressly forbids the teaching of this little fact in school.

Likewise, it is somewhat improbable that students in those states will ever learn from their teachers the fact that the Arab, Arabic-speaking Christians in Lebanon call the god they worship "Allah," much less that it's the same god that American Christians (publicly claim to) worship.
2012-12-20 08:19:14 PM  
1 votes:

sinanju: The Quran mentions Jesus 25 times. It refers to Mohammed only four times.


And Mary is mentioned more in the Quran than she is in the Bible. She even gets her own chapter.
2012-12-20 07:37:25 PM  
1 votes:
2012-12-20 07:35:28 PM  
1 votes:

bingo the psych-o: If you are a Muslim (or a Jew or a Christian for that matter) living in America the only thing I have to say to you is that there are alternatives. Buddhism and Jainism are two examples.


Oh yeah, Buddhism
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(I know you didn't specifically say Tibetan, but it was the first thought.)
2012-12-20 07:24:07 PM  
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: Weaver95: Apos: Low I.Q. + incessant Faux news watching  =  DISASTER
 
interestingly enough, Limbaugh spent an hour or so today calling Obama voters 'cultists' and saying people who vote Democrat are 'low information voters'.
 
I have this terrible fascination with listening to that trainwreck of a show lately.  Apparently, all of the democratic voters are also living in squalor.  Do people really take that asshat seriously?!

 
 
I'd  like  to believe that he's merely the talk radio equivalent of  Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Presposterous but ultimately harmless. I fear, however, that that's not the case.

2012-12-20 07:17:55 PM  
1 votes:
The beer cant hurt him, FOX 'news' already made him brain dead..
 
How much more does the public need from this channel before they (the stupes) start going crazy and just randomly shooting people?
 
FOX is a dangerous company.
2012-12-20 07:02:23 PM  
1 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Trivia Jockey: drank 45 beers in 6 hours
 
Drew: "Challenge accepted."

Bud Light doesn't count
 
/why do you "manly" types think it makes you look tough to drink chick beer


This has always got me as well. 3.2 beer is abw, not abv.

3.2 abw =~4.1 abv

Bud light = 4.2 abv.

Therefore, bud light = near beer for all intents and purposes.
2012-12-20 06:50:15 PM  
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: His blood alcohol content must have been "alcohol".


Must have been Bud Light. He was likely more sober after he finished than when he started.
2012-12-20 06:42:33 PM  
1 votes:
On the brightside, this guy is about to find out about the five pillars of Islam in prison.
2012-12-20 06:40:56 PM  
1 votes:
45 beers? Hes lucky he didnt set himself on fire.
2012-12-20 06:40:26 PM  
1 votes:
45 beers in 6 hours?

Had to be cheap 3.2 APV swill.
2012-12-20 06:35:41 PM  
1 votes:

LasersHurt: Trivia Jockey: His blood alcohol content must have been "alcohol".

They measured his alcohol blood content.


I wonder if he used his own urine as the accelerant?
2012-12-20 06:18:06 PM  
1 votes:
I want to say something witty and snarky but this shiat just makes me sad.
2012-12-20 06:15:18 PM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: simplicimus: So, watching Fox News is the new insanity defense?

More of a "stupidity" defense.


Ignorance is not valid defense.
2012-12-20 06:14:17 PM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: simplicimus: So, watching Fox News is the new insanity defense?

More of a "stupidity" defense.


if I were on a jury, i'd probably believe the 'i'm a fox news watcher/mental retard' defense.
2012-12-20 06:14:04 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Weaver95: Apos: Low I.Q. + incessant Faux news watching  =  DISASTER

interestingly enough, Limbaugh spent an hour or so today calling Obama voters 'cultists' and saying people who vote Democrat are 'low information voters'.

As opposed to the gibberish he usually spouts?


And this is exactly the reason I don't find it necessary to listen to Rush Limbaugh every day to know what he's going to say.
2012-12-20 05:58:01 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Low I.Q. + incessant Faux news watching  =  DISASTER


interestingly enough, Limbaugh spent an hour or so today calling Obama voters 'cultists' and saying people who vote Democrat are 'low information voters'.
2012-12-20 05:56:56 PM  
1 votes:
Low I.Q. + incessant Faux news watching  =  DISASTER 
2012-12-20 05:54:43 PM  
1 votes:
don't worry, i'm sure someone will be along shortly to tell us all how Fox News is 'merely there for entertainment' and that any/all consequences that might result from their slanted propaganda is entirely and completely the fault of someone else. 
 
oh and Benghazi, gun control, abortion, Rush Limbaugh, chem trails something something fiscal cliff.
2012-12-20 05:40:05 PM  
1 votes:
What's his fark handle?
2012-12-20 05:22:15 PM  
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I watched Fox News one night....It was some weird stuff they were selling, but not the kind I'd ever buy.

Because you have a functioning brain.


Well, alcohol is a wonderful preservative. Just didn't work too well for this dude. Must have been some really crappy beer he was drinking.
2012-12-20 05:13:54 PM  
1 votes:
I watched Fox News one night. I wasn't sure if I should start with my insane giggling or be horrified. I went with "horrified" and turned it off. Dudes, like, really? It was some weird stuff they were selling, but not the kind I'd ever buy.
2012-12-20 04:00:46 PM  
1 votes:
His blood alcohol content must have been "alcohol".
2012-12-20 03:42:54 PM  
1 votes:
"A survey released by Fairleigh Dickinson University earlier this year determined that Fox News viewers were actually less informed that Americans who watched no news at all. In fact, at least seven studies in recent years have confirmed that Fox News viewers are more likely to be misinformed than other Americans."
 
No shiat.
 
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